Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[willis37862]

Many years ago, my husband's whole family came to visit us in Tampa, and we took them to the newly opened Epcot. We were eating in the Rose and Crown. Our waiter was bending over to take the order of the folks at the table next to us, just as my Father in law turned to point at something - and FIL's finger went right into the waiter's - um - well, you know where!

The waiter let out a yelp, turned, and said to FIL, "Please, sir, I don't know you THAT well!"

We've laughed about that one for years!!!

Lin

Thanks for the laugh!!!

 

[Uuaww]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter.

I would have loved to see that

 

[ekmdisney]

My sister and I were in line at the Tower of Terror a few years back. It had just rained so the line was actually foggy. There were a couple of teenagers in front of us. One kid said, "Man, I can't see Jack S%^T!" I tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around I said, "Hi, I'm Jack S%^t!" I thought my sister and his friends were going to pee their pants!

OMG!! It took me a while to stop laughing long enough to type this. This is so funny! I haven't laughed this hard from something I read on this thread in a really long time. I can just imagin the face of the guy you said that too.

 

[TinkyBelle]

[/Quote] Walking down Main Street, endless people, "Oh how cute ..." "are these ALL your kids" We hear ...

"Oh look hunny ... three twins!!" [/QUOTE]

Many many years ago while visiting Disneyland, my mother (a 5' 8" blonde) was with the three of us girls (all take after our Japanese father, who wasn't with us) and people kept telling her what lovely children she had and how wonderful it was that we could all be together. We had no idea what they were talking about until one lady stops and says, "How beautiful! However did you get all three of them?" My mother's reply was, "The natural way!" Apparently everyone thought we were adopted!

 

[MaryKatesMom]

Funniest comment I heard came from my BIL

He and I were pushing the double stroller loaded with my two DD's and his three kids. The kids were two 6yr olds , a 5 yr, a 4 and a 3, with everyone being around the same size. My DH and sister were a bit behind us as we pushed the strollers, chatting, walking side by side around the WS. Someone exclaimed to us "Are all of those kids yours!!" Without even pausing, he says "Yea, and we're not even married."

 

[TinkyBelle]

1998 - My new Bride and I are IASW. She HATES it. I say "It's a classic dear, go with the flow". She says " I'd rather go at them with a bat".

We go back in November with our 2 kids. "Do we have to go on IASW?" my wife asks. I said "Don't worry, Sophia (our Daughter) will only want to ride it 5 or 6 times"

I totally feel for her! My little sister (10) made me (16) take her on IASW 16 times in a row and I was sick of it after the second time. We are going to DW this Dec and I told her she has to take my 3 yo princess on it 16 time in a row while we go on SM, just a little revenge......She said I'll take her on it 20 times and you can go play! What happened to my revenge now that she's 20? She's got this wrong she isn't supposed to like it, that takes the fun out of it!

 

[Major.Nelson]

I remember 1 time at MGM we were on the tower of terror and there was some kid sitting behind us and he kept yelling Rock On! Rock On! Rock On! that was so annoying! i bet he has been on Rockn Rollercoaster.

And also this happened in the bathroom i forgot what park i think epcot or maybe MK and i was in a stall and in the next stall over i heard a little boy singing poopie poopie poopie and he just kept on saying it with a rhyme pattern! it was hard not to laugh i think when i was washing my hands the boy was still in there then his parent went to the stall door and said something like stop singing.

And did you ever notice how Adults at WDW always seem angry neutral ? or mad ? and kids are always bouncy and happy ?

 

[k5thbeatle]

Outside the haunted mansion a woman is I guess addressing anyone who will answer as guests are exiting the attraction:

"Will this ride traumatize my son?"

"Traumatize"??? Probably not but when you wake up one day and your son is 35 and still living at home you'll realize your "smotherhood" did more to traumatize him than all the rides at Disney combined could!

 

[Jabber_Jaws]

CM on the back of a tram: "Please exit to the driver's left hand side."


Guest: "How am I to know which way the driver is facing?"


Cheers:

 

[LuvN~Travel]

So my mother and father are walking up to the RNR...

Mom: Hey, does this go upside down? I'm not going if it does

Dad: It doesn't go upside down (Yes, he was fully aware of the 2 barrel rolls)

Mom: Then why is the car upsidedown back there?

Dad: So that you can see inside the car.

Mom: Oh that makes sense

Did she ever forgive him?
Kim

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Converstion between my 17-year-old nephew and DH on our first afternoon:

DH: so, what's the agenda for tonight? Illuminations?
ME: Yeah, dinner at San Angel Inn and then afterwards Illuminations.
Nephew: (somewhat nervously) Uhhh....Eliminations? What's THAT?!! (I think he watches too much reality TV)
DH: (not missing a beat) Oh, didn't we tell you? I have one plane ticket back to Atlanta and after dinner we all take a vote on who's been the biggest pain in the *** today and that person is on the next plane out.

You should've seen the look on DN's face. Apparently there was no doubt in his mind who would get voted out!

Okay, I just love that one! I don't know how many vacations I've been on where we wished we could've played Eliminations.
Kim

 

[LuvN~Travel]

One night last September, DH and DS talked me into taking out a surrey bike at the Boardwalk. We hopped on and took off around Crescent Lake with the advice - "there are two hills...get a good start before you get there to best get over it." For those of you who haven't done this, you go over the bridge towards the Beach Club (medium hill) and down the lakefront at the Beach Cub and Yacht Club. The next bridge over from the Yacht Club back to the BW is a bigger hill. On the first hill, we did okay. We got our fast start and cruised over. But then on the second hill, we found it much harder. As I was just beginning to think we would have to give up and push, a booming voice with a strong New Orleans type accent spoke from the lake to my husband, "Come on Son! You can do it!" I looked at DH and he was laughing. The voice kept going, "Just peddle harder, Son!" It was the captain of one of the Friendships on his way from Epcot to the Swan/Dolphin. He actually STOPPED the boat so the passengers could watch us cross the bridge while he kept up a running commentary. I am proud to say we did make it, even with our sides hurting from laughter. The last thing we heard as we sailed down the second side and the boat began to move again was,

"I'll bet you'll never do that again!"

Oh gee, now my side hurts! Nothing like an audience!
Kim

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Those Friendship boat captains! The following is excerpted from my 10/2 - 10/7/05 BWV trip report:

Speaking of Friendship boats, a high point was walking along the waterway between the Swan/Dolphin and Boardwalk, hearing a boat captain talking to people on the shore through the megaphone. Imagine a mean voice; maybe an army seargeant's voice, or maybe the mean guy in prison you don't want to cross. Imagine that voice over a megaphone, coming from the Friendship boat, bellowing out to some random 8yo boy walking along: "Yo Boy! You! YOU in the blue shirt! Run... You hear me, boy?!? RUN BOY!" The boy looks around confused, and then starts running. "Run faster! FASTER. LIKE YOU MEAN IT! RUN!" Boy runs faster, leaving family behind. Perhaps at this point the CM on the boat realized that maybe this was not such a good idea for continued employment where the Magic Lives. "You BOY! Stop! STOP!" Boy keeps running -- apparently the fear of the Friendship boat captain is strong. "OK, boy... Keep running then. RUN!" For all I know, the boy in the blue shirt is still running

I wonder how long it took his family to catch him?! Kim

 

[LuvN~Travel]

Funniest comment I heard came from my BIL

He and I were pushing the double stroller loaded with my two DD's and his three kids. The kids were two 6yr olds , a 5 yr, a 4 and a 3, with everyone being around the same size. My DH and sister were a bit behind us as we pushed the strollers, chatting, walking side by side around the WS. Someone exclaimed to us "Are all of those kids yours!!" Without even pausing, he says "Yea, and we're not even married."

Now that sounds like something MY family would say! Kim

 

[CAD3655]

Did she ever forgive him?
Kim

Heck no! She still gives it to him when we are over at MGM

 

[Pollito916]

And also this happened in the bathroom i forgot what park i think epcot or maybe MK and i was in a stall and in the next stall over i heard a little boy singing poopie poopie poopie and he just kept on saying it with a rhyme pattern! it was hard not to laugh i think when i was washing my hands the boy was still in there then his parent went to the stall door and said something like stop singing.

That reminds me of one I heard in the bathroom. A little girl was in the stall next to me and yells out, "Grandma, look! I made a big one!"

 

[JPN4265]

This tread gets a big bump.

 

[nightshaderose]

another story to give this thread a bump:

Setting: Late october, 2004, Animal Kingdom, the path between africa and asia.

So I'm wandering off to go check out kali river rapids and the tigers. I'd read somewhere that Devine often hangs out on this path, and was thinking "it would be SO cool if I got to see her". Well, lo and behold, I come around a bend and there she is, and she is fantastic. There's also already a small crowd gathered. She unwraps herself from a tree and starts to cross the path to wrap herself around a telephone poll, and the older guy in front of me says to the people with him:

"Wow, they've got some good animatronics these days."


I got some very good pictures of Devine wrapped around that telephone poll, and will often show them to my friends. When they say "That's some pretty ivy, but why the picture?" I tell them to look closer. When they inevitably say "OMG, there's a face in there!" I will often respond with "stuff like that is why I go to Disney World."

 

[metsfan11]

this thread is so funny!

i'm in the library now and the person sitting next to me has no idea why i'm laughing! LOL!

 

[sramille]

Ok, so maybe I'm just being mean because I know my way around there so well, but I was in MGM this weekend just outside the Star Tours gift shop and I heard someone on their cell phone saying "I'm at Indiana Jones, where are you?"