Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[pugslee]

This happened about two years ago when my family was on a trip to drop my brother off [he was in the Disney College Program]. One day, we decided to eat at a restaurant called Bahama Breeze [I think that was what it was called]. Well, our waiter asked if we have been here before. My dad had been the only one who had ate at one before, so we said he had been to one. So the waiter starts to read the whole menu to us! My brother and I were looking at each other, trying not to laugh. My parents are trying not to laugh also. The waiter asked us if he was doing something wrong, we said no. He got a little offended. So every time we over heard someone say they had never been to the Bahama Breeze before, I would burst out laughing.

 

[modernmickey]

Not sure if something like this has been mentioned before, but I once heard some say completely deadpan that they were going to take the monorail to Universal... and then they got on the monorail!

 

[jofo]

This happened in the first few minutes of our first day at WDW last week. We arrived at Epcot before the park opened, and walked with the crowd to Test Track. Adrenaline seemed to be running pretty high all around us as everyone was excited to go on their first rides of the day. There was a family in line in front of us -- two parents with four kids, one of which was in a stroller. We were in line a few minutes when the mom says, "Oh my god, John, you forgot to park the stroller!" So, the dad sprints off with the stroller, drops it off at the stroller parking area, and sprints back. A few more minutes pass and then the mom starts yelling, "OH MY GOD, John, you left Taylor IN the stroller!!" Yes, the dad was so excited that he forgot to take his kid out of the stroller when he parked it! Everyone in line turned to look over at the stroller parking and sure enough, there was little Taylor in the stroller, looking confused but otherwise okay.

The other funny thing we heard this week was a little English boy (maybe 5 years old?) at Discovery Cove. We were there the day after Wilma went through, and it was FREEZING. We were wading into the stingray pool and the English boy's dad was trying to convince him to come in deeper but the boy kept saying to his dad (with accent), "but my groin is cold!"

 

[ryanmilla]

This happened in the first few minutes of our first day at WDW last week. We arrived at Epcot before the park opened, and walked with the crowd to Test Track. Adrenaline seemed to be running pretty high all around us as everyone was excited to go on their first rides of the day. There was a family in line in front of us -- two parents with four kids, one of which was in a stroller. We were in line a few minutes when the mom says, "Oh my god, John, you forgot to park the stroller!" So, the dad sprints off with the stroller, drops it off at the stroller parking area, and sprints back. A few more minutes pass and then the mom starts yelling, "OH MY GOD, John, you left Taylor IN the stroller!!" Yes, the dad was so excited that he forgot to take his kid out of the stroller when he parked it! Everyone in line turned to look over at the stroller parking and sure enough, there was little Taylor in the stroller, looking confused but otherwise okay

I'm glad I'm working from home today. This made me burst out laughing.

I'm glad little Taylor was okay, but I can just picture that happening. Probably, b/c I can see it happening with me.

 

[S. C.]

These are great.

 

[CdnDisneyFan]

Just have to bump this up, these are too funny!

Jules

 

[CAD3655]

OK this one isn't in Disney but it was about us planning our trip.

My sister and her husband just had another baby a couple weeks ago and my nephew (3 y.o) is feeling a bit reluctant to share everyone's attention with his new sister. We've been planning the "big" family trip to WDW in December

Me: Are you going to introduce your new baby sister to Mickey Mouse when we all go to Florida
Nephew: No, she's staying here by herself.

 

[CAD3655]

bump...love this thread...

 

[Pollito916]

2) The first time I made it to the Hot Seat at Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Play It (I've been there a couple times), I was doing pretty well until I made it to the 16,000 point question. The question was, "Which of these words means a person who often shirks his or her duties?". The choices were all words I'd never heard of, each word was 'gold'..something. I took the 50:50 (my only lifeline left) and it left A) Goldsmith and D) Goldbrick. I never heard of either of these, so I figured I'd just guess. I leaned into the microphone and said, "I'll say A, Goldsmith..." at which point about 75% of the audience, even though they were told before the show to NOT yell out any answers, screams out in unison "NO!!!!!!". Without even thinking I spat out as fast as I could "D Goldbrick Final Answer." The whole audience starts laughing and the host (I think her name is Alja) starts laughing uncontrollably. She finally says "I have never had an audience yell NO! to a contestant like that before!" She is still laughing...but then just like that, her face turns dead serious and she looks into the camera and goes, "Don't do it again."

I had people coming up to me all day telling me good job

Something similar happened when we went this year, but a little boy was in the hot seat, and his mother yelled out the answer. The host (pretty sure not the same one b/c he was a man) did the same thing - got all serious, looked into the camera and said "Don't do it again". It was so funny. Now I wonder if that's the standard response for when the audience yells out an answer.

 

[kennancat]

From a woman boarding the vehicle on Tower of Terror:
"It's not gonna drop..."

Hee-hee Yeah, we got a good scream out of her.

 

[JPN4265]

One day at AK, we were walking behind a young black family when the son pipes up and makes the following comment: Dad, isn't it great to see where we came from, the fathers reply was priceless, Son I don't know where you came from, but I came from Chicago.

 

[urglewurgle]

we went to Disneyland Paris last christmas time and on the coach pulling up to our (off site) hotel the little boy infront of me was getting excited, standing up in his chair... saying to his mum... "Oh wow! A toys R us!! Can we go there tomorrow!?!?!?" and his mum was like "You can go if you want, but i'm going to Disneyland" the boy kinda slumped down in his chair, looking kinda sad and said in a quiet voice "oh yeah.. i forgot!"

the poor little guy.. when we got back from the park the next day (we traveled back with them...) he wanted to go to Toys R us again but it was shut.... thing is.. he wanted to go in to buy a Tigger he'd seen in the window... lol....

 

[disneyaggie]

One day at AK, we were walking behind a young black family when the son pipes up and makes the following comment: Dad, isn't it great to see where we came from, the fathers reply was priceless, Son I don't know where you came from, but I came from Chicago.

 

[Tess]

I thought DH and I were the only ones who did this!

"There's NO crying in Disney World!"​

This is our family mantra--my husband, son and daughter ALL use this one throughout WDW! It's just a question of which of us will spout it first. It just gives us all a smile and sometimes out and out giggles. Yes, we are easily entertained. We don't, however, make the proclamation so loudly that the offending child or family will hear us--it's more for our own amusement.

Honestly, my kids didn't cry at Disney World--except one time when my then 2 y/o daughter was stung by a wasp in the CBR kiddie pool. She was rewarded with a big bag of M&Ms for her bravery after the stinger extraction and that's what she remembers most! Now, when she was an early teen, there was a bit of whining, but never crying.

I honestly have compassion for the "meltdowns" I've witnessed, but I'm very grateful I never had to respond to my own kids in the throes of one! When a little one is having a tantrum, however, it's best to see the humor in it--at least from afar.

 

[Paisleyjane]

Riding the bus from DTD as we passed Cirque Du Soleil, a woman on the bus to her husband, "Hey maybe we should got to that Circus Ole'".

 

[liamsaunt]

Not at Disney, but Disney related:

Last weekend, my DH and I went to a German festival with my Dsis and her two kids, who we are treating to a Disney vacation next month. My nephew started getting a little antsy after a bit (there wasn't nearly as much for kids to do as the event flyers made out there would be, so I don't blame him!). My Dsis said to him: "Now, Liam, you need to behave, to show Auntie Becky and Uncle John that you will be good when we go to Disneyworld." Liam looked at her, put his hands on his hips, and said: "But MOM! Of COURSE I will be good in Disney World! This German festival is WAY WORSER than Disney World!"

I could not stop laughing. Good thing I won't be in charge of the discipline on the trip!

 

[SeaChristine]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter.

 

[edingerc]

Last Week, I went on Tower of Terror. A father with his 9-year old son was sitting next to me. As soon as we started yo-yo'ing, the screaming started. Unfortunately, this kid was serious. The entire ride, he was screaming in terror at the top of his lungs. The rest of the car couldn't help themselves and was howling in laughter for the poor traumatized boy. At the end of the ride, when the Twilight Zone theme started, he finally got his breath back. And he yelled into the semi-quiet of the car; "We're all gonna die!!!"

 

[Mister Incredible]

My sister and I were in line at the Tower of Terror a few years back. It had just rained so the line was actually foggy. There were a couple of teenagers in front of us. One kid said, "Man, I can't see Jack S%^T!" I tapped him on the shoulder. When he turned around I said, "Hi, I'm Jack S%^t!" I thought my sister and his friends were going to pee their pants!

 

[lewdyan1]

I was at unload at the HM one day and a kid went crashing off the belt and smacked into the padded rock wall. He thought the fake rocks were pretty cool. As his father exited, he went over to the other side (where the rocks are real) and excitedly said, "Look! The rocks are fake!" as he smacked his head as hard as he could into the wall. He didn't quite knock himself out. I'll admit to trying to smother my laughter.

I would have been