Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[travelbug]

On my trip last week, I heard a couple of funny ones from little kids.

One night I was standing on the bridge between Boardwalk and Beach Club, waiting to see the Illuminations fireworks along with some other people. There was a little boy (about 4 YO) that was growing impatient with waiting. He kept saying loudly, "Mom, when are we gonna get off this shelf?" "Mom, I don't want to stand on this shelf any more."

The other one was on a Disney bus. A little boy (about 3 or 4 YO) kept scampering away from his mom and running across the aisle. His mom finally said, "Do I need to come over there and get you?" The little boy replied loudly," Do I need to come over there and give YOU a wedgie?" Most people were visibly fighting back their laughter, myself included.

 

[Adi12982]

When DH and I were there in July to see the additions/changes to pirates, an older gentleman kept singing, "Ho, Ho, Ho, HO a Pirates life for me."

DH and I still kid around to this day saying that is the way SANTA sings it. . .

 

[GreyStr0ke]

The other one was on a Disney bus. A little boy (about 3 or 4 YO) kept scampering away from his mom and running across the aisle. His mom finally said, "Do I need to come over there and get you?" The little boy replied loudly," Do I need to come over there and give YOU a wedgie?" Most people were visibly fighting back their laughter, myself included.

Those busses can make for quite a show sometimes.

 

[YorkieMommyKandis]

Just got back from our trip. The funniest thing we heard was last night on our tram back to our car. The guy at the back of the tram was calling out all the parking lots we were stopping at. When we got to Minnie (this was late probably around 10:30), he yelled out:

"Minnie, Minnie, Minnie. Red bull gives you wings..... Minnie, Minnie, Minnie"

My DH looked at each other and died laughing!! It's so funny all the things that the cast members throw in that most people don't even notice.


We also heard a little boy state to one of his parents as we walked by:

I am NOT! going on that ride!!! The way he said it was halarious!!

 

[JPN4265]

At Animal Kingdom.....What time do the fireworks start?

 

[BeNJeNWaFFLe]

Me and DBF went to Disney in Sept 2005. It was pretty empty. We decided to go on Pirates so we walked through the empty line and got onto a boat. We were the second couple on it and they had us wait for a few more people to join us. No problem, we were in no rush. The other couple was a few seats in front of us. The man kept telling the woman that there was a big drop ahead. She started to get nervous. The CM joined in telling her about the 6 story drop. A few more people get on the boat and join in telling her about the drop. She was nervous, but not freaking out. Finally we go over the drop and she starts to scream a blood curdeling scream. When the drop ends and she abruptly stops screaming and shouts "THAT was IT!?". Poor lady. She took the joke well.

 

[Kevenswife2]

Most all of the funny/stupid things I heard on my recent trip came straight from DH's mouth! Calling the monorail the tram, messing up all the ride and resort names, asking me who the princess in the pink was (Sleeping Beauty) and then what was her story. Made it hard for me to believe he's married to me, a Diser! How embarrassing!!

Funniest thing he said: We were waiting in line for the bus to arrive. There was a group of mentally disabled adult males in front of us. The two in the back of the group, right in front of us, had to be in their late 30's/ early 40's. One had a very thick mustache. Anyway, the one on the left kept tapping the other on his far shoulder, flicking him on the arm, and saying, "Na-new, na-new" like Mork from Ork. DH watched them for a while and then said to me, "When we get back to Ohio I think I better have myself tested!" My thoughts EXACTLY as that's how he acts!

When we got home I told DH's sister about the two men and she said, "Oh, that sounds just like Keven!" EXACTLY

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Most all of the funny/stupid things I heard on my recent trip came straight from DH's mouth! Calling the monorail the tram, messing up all the ride and resort names, asking me who the princess in the pink was (Sleeping Beauty) and then what was her story. Made it hard for me to believe he's married to me, a Diser! How embarrassing!!

Funniest thing he said: We were waiting in line for the bus to arrive. There was a group of mentally disabled adult males in front of us. The two in the back of the group, right in front of us, had to be in their late 30's/ early 40's. One had a very thick mustache. Anyway, the one on the left kept tapping the other on his far shoulder, flicking him on the arm, and saying, "Na-new, na-new" like Mork from Ork. DH watched them for a while and then said to me, "When we get back to Ohio I think I better have myself tested!" My thoughts EXACTLY as that's how he acts!

When we got home I told DH's sister about the two men and she said, "Oh, that sounds just like Keven!" EXACTLY

 

[Kath2003]

In the line for refillable mugs at TL, a spanish-speaking couple at the front of the line, a British family (Mum, Dad, 2 sprogs) behind them and then us. The CM was having a hard time getting the concept over to the Spanish speaking couple.

The Mum of the British family turned to the rest of them and said, "Come on, I'm not waiting here while they deal with foreigners!"

Where did she think she was??

 

[Kevenswife2]

In the line for refillable mugs at TL, a spanish-speaking couple at the front of the line, a British family (Mum, Dad, 2 sprogs) behind them and then us. The CM was having a hard time getting the concept over to the Spanish speaking couple.

The Mum of the British family turned to the rest of them and said, "Come on, I'm not waiting here while they deal with foreigners!"

Where did she think she was??

Guess maybe she didn't think she was a foreigner because she spoke English? And I bet sometimes even she is hard to understand. Bubbler/drinking fountain, bonnet/hood, bangers/sausage, etc.

 

[trypnotic]

Finally, the boy got up in the man's face and said, "You're not a pirate! You're a parent!"

This reminded me of something my DD said a few weeks back - not at WDW but funny nevertheless. She recently caught the Pirates bug as well as interest in her brothers "private parts" she caught sight of in the bath tub. Now whenever they're in the tub, she yells out, "KIERAN HAS PIRATE PARTS!!!" - cracks me up everytime!

 

[Scoobmuzic]

Yesterday I was waiting for the new show in front of the castle, a little girl was on her mom's cell phone talking to, I think, someone back home because Mom says "tell her you are looking at Cinderella's Castle" so she repeats that into the phone then she tells the person on the phone "and there are piñata trees, see….” She then holds out to the poinsettia trees. Her mom is laughing and takes the phone back and says “she thinks you can see through the phone” it was so cute.

 

[themudd4]

Funny/not funny...


In june when we were in line for Muppets 3D...and little boy was running around and being...well, a little boy. The dad told him to stop and the little boy said "your no fun". The Dad grab him to him and said "were not here to have fun".
WHAT? The what the heck are you doing here? We just all laughed because how silly he sounded.

We also had this nice looking couple and their little girl approach us at POR as we were waiting for the bus to AK. She asked me what bus went to WDW? I said "your in WDW do you mean MK?" "NO," she said "we want to go to WDW." I tried to explian to her that WDW was everything but that each place had it's own name. Such as AK, EP, MGM, MK. I think she thought I was as blonde as she was. The Husband finally said "well can you tell me where the castle is?"... "SURE, that is MK." I never seen them after that...wonder if they ever found WDW?

 

[Miz Diz]

OK KevinsWife- I've got to meet you. My DH is also Kevin and this sounds just like him. He too always messes things up - like he always calls hotels - motels - even the Grand Floridian.

 

[Kevenswife2]

OK KevinsWife- I've got to meet you. My DH is also Kevin and this sounds just like him. He too always messes things up - like he always calls hotels - motels - even the Grand Floridian.

The whole trip he had to look to me for the answer when someone asked where we were staying. How hard is it to remember the word Music? And it's the same place we stayed last time, so you'd think he could remember! (Maybe he has other things on his mind...like how much the trip is costing him )

Do you think it's somehow linked to the name Kevin?

 

[m3b]

We were standing waiting to ride the TOT and a Father said to his frightened very young son, "Don't worry, it's just like the Dumbo ride." Right... except you fall 13 stories multiple times with people around you screaming bloody murder.

 

[tiggerbell]

We were standing waiting to ride the TOT and a Father said to his frightened very young son, "Don't worry, it's just like the Dumbo ride." Right... except you fall 13 stories multiple times with people around you screaming bloody murder.

I honestly would have leaned over and asked "How??? How is it like the Dumbo ride?" because I really want to know what his answer would be... he might have had a great analogy!

Or he might have been full of crap - but I wouldn't have been able to resist that one!

 

[Blaynexox]

Me and DBF went to Disney in Sept 2005. It was pretty empty. We decided to go on Pirates so we walked through the empty line and got onto a boat. We were the second couple on it and they had us wait for a few more people to join us. No problem, we were in no rush. The other couple was a few seats in front of us. The man kept telling the woman that there was a big drop ahead. She started to get nervous. The CM joined in telling her about the 6 story drop. A few more people get on the boat and join in telling her about the drop. She was nervous, but not freaking out. Finally we go over the drop and she starts to scream a blood curdeling scream. When the drop ends and she abruptly stops screaming and shouts "THAT was IT!?". Poor lady. She took the joke well.

wow. i pretty much just DIED laughing!

 

[wise king mickey]

I've got two....

Once at the Cape May Cafe, I heard a little girl ask Minnie:

"Why does Mickey wear yellow shoes all the time?"

Don't know why this was funny- it just was.

Second, after Fantasmic one night (this is actually at Disneyland but too good to omit), everyone was getting up and leaving. A boy and girl- probably 11 and 14, respectively, picked up the fleece blankets they had camped out on, tied them around their necks, and proclaimed themselves to be Captain Girlpants and Super Squealer. I thought, huh boy, and decided to follow them. They went on Splash Mountain, Pirates, and Space Mountain, screaming like little girls, and emerging hysterical. Completely hilarious!

 

[PlainJane]

My mom and I were on a bus from DTD to the Contemporary. Sitting across from us was a mother and her two children, a boy about 10 and a girl about 8. The girl had just been to BBB and got the Rock chick look(I think that's what it's called, it has the hair all flipped around with colored extnsions and such) and was trying to convince her mother that her hair was stuck that way, and she wouoldn't be able to get it out when she returned to school later that week. Her mom wasn't buying of it of course, but the little girl just kept insisting "It's Stuck! You just don't get it mom it's stuck!". Her brother then piped in that she was going to get them kicked out of their private school, and that they would (gasp) have to go to public school(he seriously seemed to fear that possible outcome). I was thoroughly entertained the whole bus ride.