Funniest comments you've overheard in WDW

[kangaroodle]

ok i can not believe im going to repeat my space mountain terror but it was funny

ok like im not into space mountain ok any of those but my thriller family makes me go on the rides once so by now im terrified of tot,rnr and i hadn't rode space but i was pretty sure i would not like it! ok so before the trip i MENTIONED i might go on space MIGHT and she is like ok blah blah blah well when we go to mk we split up into two groups (my mom dad and bro and my group me my aunt and her friend) so we ride splash and we head off to tomarrowland and she is like lets go get fast passes for space ok i thought i had time to calm down or give the tickets to someone else well we arrive there and she sees the time and its like 15 minutes so she PULLED me into the ride while i tried to run out but she pulls me into it until i can not go back and her phone rings it was my dad and he asked where we were she told him and then i got to talk to him well by now i was almost crying in fear and my dad was like you will like it and ill get you something after so i say ok and then we get to the part where you pick the side we go to the one with the longest line. So i am inching toward the exit and then the line picks up and were next and then my aunt says how many and what do you know i got the freaking first seat of the second car! ok by now im about to die and i havent even gone on the ride! so i get in put the restrant down and off we go! well during the whole ride i was screaming not normal im having fun screaming the terrified im going to die scream and my aunt was laughing at me from the last seat of the first car. So i guess i was scaring the lady behind me because she asked if i was ok (i was so embarresed!) and i said a weak yes and after my aunt was teasing me the whole time i was not having a good day! and i got a tink charm thingy that was not enough for me i almost died! i was shaking for 5 minutes but it was funny and my aunt still laughs about it

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post!

 

[IloveWINNIEthePOOH]

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post!

Oh I can second that one!!! That was a stressor to my eyes and brain!!!


p.s. No offense to Splashlover93!!!

 

[SugarMomma]

These are all very funny....think I have said a few myself over the years. We were at the swimming pool at CBR and my DS who was 6 at the time...met a little boy the same age from England. The littel boy from England asked my DS did he "enjoy watching the tellie? my DS said "the what" and the little boy said again louder "the telly(not sure which way to spell it but you get the idea) and this went on for a couple of minutes until I had to explain to my DS what a tellie was.

 

[bethymae5539]

Another reason to stand up for those who ask what time the 3:00 o'clock parade is... We were at MK for the fourth of July week-end, and the 3:00 o'clock parade was actually at 3:30. The CM thought I was nuts when I couldn't stop giggling when I asked him to confirm the parade time for me.

"No mam really, due to the holiday, the 3:00 o'clock parade starts at 3:30 today..."

 

[kellympmo]

We heard some little girls (like 6 or 7) whining at SAB at YC/BC about the fact that their parents had said that they couldn't get their hair braided. The one yelled...wait for it..."We never get to do anything fun!!" My DH & I couldn't help ourselves. I thought the dad was about to kill the kids...he had that "We're at Disney World and we never do anything fun?" look about him. Too funny.

 

[colleen costello]

We just got back from a great trip and had wonderful meal at Boma one evening. While we were there a big thunderstorm blew up, and as it was passing we went to the observation area off the lobby. A little boy was there and was telling me about staying at AKL, and he said "But my brother lost his underwear." I was confused, but as he began explaining, it seems that brother's undies were on their balcony (drying?) and blew away as the storm approached! He was actually looking out on the savannah to see if they were there!

We discussed the fact that a zebra might eat them.

 

[SandrA9810]

SplashLover93: Lol, I know that horrified scream. Kari does it to me all the time, then grabs a hold of me any where she can like her life is about to end. We went on Thunder Mountain one time at night, and for some reason the ride seemed to be smoother and a lot faster than normal. I'm trying to enjoy it, and she's acting like she's on a one way track straight down.
Kari's told me of stories of her going on rides, and screaming so loudly that she was terrifying the little kids... she's also told me similar stories of going to the doctor and the dentist.

 

[sleepyone]

WHEW!!! OK....Anyone else LIKE just tired from reading that post!

yep i was really tired and kind of comfuseled by some of it and there werent very many puncuasion marks so, i kind of read it really really fast and it LIKE even made my pulse kind of race.

 

[donaldsgal]

Okay, everyone, the point has been made - the post was hard to read. Time to lay off and go back to FUNNY comments, not making FUN of other DIS posters.

 

[Kteacher]

I heard a couple last week in WDW:

One little boy telling his dad he likes Mickey " because he only wears pants "



Another thing that I overheard that just made me smile was when a very little girl who was probably no younger than 4 looked up Main Street in MK and said " I've waited my whole life for this " - that made me smile all day

 

[SandrA9810]

K - that's really cute to hear...
I guess I'll have to be more on the look out for little kids talking.

Although when we were at the Boardwalk, there was an English couple with 3 kids. And the youngest, about 5, sounded so cute with her little kid voice and accent. It reminded us of Lumpy from the heffalump movie. Of course she's talking to her parents, and we're all sitting at the bus stop, and the little girl says "i've learned a new dance" and she starts dancing and doing cute little things.

 

[Beth8266]

" I've waited my whole life for this "

I feel that way every time I see the castle again! Be it WDW or DL!!!

 

[londonpenguin]

bump

 

[kangaroodle]

Bumpity-Bimp-Bump! I LOVE this thread! It cracks me up!

 

[DazlinJasmine]

elo everybody

 

[SJSKJ]

This came straight from my 13 yr old son's mouth. I really thought he was smarter than this!

We're about to be seated at 1900 Park Fare when he says, VERY loud, "LOOK! It's Bibbity Bobbity Boo!". I had no clue what or who he was talking about until "she" came up to him and said, "I'm the Fairy Godmother dear!". We still haven't let him live this one down!

 

[kneemeister]

Sllow November morning, in Philermagic, only about 25 people in the room, when Goofey starts "running" around the theater, this 4ish girl, Yells out "What the F...". Upon the F sound you hear the sound of mom covering little girls mouth, and then the whole room looks at the 20 somthing dad as he cowers down in his seat. Meanwile his little Mrs. gives him the look of death. For the rest of the trip My brother and I would when seeing somthing out of the ordinary Say "What the...." and then start laughing.

Same trip, on the last afternoon, After listening to my 23 year old DB whine about missing his DGF for the 5 millionth time, our Buddy Josh took all he could and while in the long bag check line, behind a family of small children and a tired looking mom said, "Welcome to the Happiest, F'in Place on Earth!!" after realizing what he just said in front of a bunch of kids, he started to apoligize , when the mom just looked at him, smiled and said, "Yep, thats what I'm thinkin too!"

In 16 days im taking Josh back so he can enjoy the World without the constant, " I miss my Jen "

 

[pampam]

kneemeister, it's interesting that you find the "F" word so funny. If I had heard what you heard, I'd be posting it under "Have you ever had a shock".

 

[disneyaggie]

kneemeister, it's interesting that you find the "F" word so funny. If I had heard what you heard, I'd be posting it under "Have you ever had a shock".

Yep. I think it is more sad than anything.

 

[Sinclare]

Ok this one is on me. It was June 2003 when I went with my parents/sister and her kids. We all filed in to Philarmagic (sp?) and sat down. Well, you know that part where Donald goes under the sea and meets Ariel? Well, during that part she comes forward toward the audience and streches out her arms showing in 3D (as well as certian other "atributes" of a well drawn princess). Now, I'm familar 3D shows but it was my first time seeing Philarmagic and it is very well done as a 3D show.

Just as she streched out her arms/hands, the size of the 3D hands reaching into the audience took me by suprise and I said in a very loud voice "Wow her HANDS are HUGE!!" Then I heard everyone for 3 rows around me laugh out loud just as I turned my attention back to the center of the screen and noticed her other 3D "attributes" and realized what they thought I meant. I laughed at myself then sunk into my seat in embaressment.