Funball!!!!!!!!!

[Funball]

OMG!!! *GASP* WHY DIDN’T ANYONE REMIND ME WHAT TODAY IS?


OMG, HAPPY CHAMPAGNE THURSDAY EVERYONE!!!!!!

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[Funball]

omg, ok i wanted to share somethig with you all that i just got ...... i can't believe they even took the time to write this up!!

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MEMO​

To: All office Employees
Subject: Bathroom allocation

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective immediately, a Restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring equal treatment of all employees.
Under the policy a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given twenty Restroom Trip Credits. These credits may be accumulated.
Within four to six weeks, the entrance doors to all restrooms are being equipped with personal identification stations and computer- linked voice print recognition devices. Before the end of the month each employee must provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to the Human Resources Department. The voice print recognition station will be operational but not restrictive during the entire month. Employees should acquaint themselves with the stations during that period.
If the employee's Restroom Trip Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restrooms will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month. In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped with time paper roll retractors. If the stall is occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty-seconds after the alarm sounds, the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall remains occupied your picture will be taken.
The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board located in the Employee Relations Office. Anyone's picture showing up three times will immediately be terminated. If you have any questions about this policy, please ask your supervisor. They have all received advanced instructions.

 

[ChickenCarlos]

WOW, that is so childish, do you work at a pre school or something??

 

[kim3339]

Sara, that is hilarious. There is a lady here that is like that. I think she treats it as her break station more than a bathroom. She'll bring her phone in there, the newspaper, she'll stay in there forever. Our office only has one bathroom for each sex so that puts a damper on people if they really have to go. It's almost become a running joke in the office.

 

[Funball]

WOW, that is so childish, do you work at a pre school or something??

NO carlos. that is a fake office memo.. i wanted to tickle everyone's funny bone!!!!


thats funny kim!!

 

[tdashgirl]

Sara, that is hilarious. There is a lady here that is like that. I think she treats it as her break station more than a bathroom. She'll bring her phone in there, the newspaper, she'll stay in there forever. Our office only has one bathroom for each sex so that puts a damper on people if they really have to go. It's almost become a running joke in the office.

That's kind of gross and rude !

 

[Funball]

I got my bday present from sephora early! I got it last night, they give out free gifts when its your bday month. Anyhow I got a mascara that plumps, a new shade of eye shadow and a really cool eye liner that is like metallic green!

 

[Funball]

my b-day is next weekend!!!!!!

 

[skiingfast]

my b-day is next weekend!!!!!!

Cup cakes for everyone?

 

[Funball]

what do you mean cupcakes for everyone? like for my whole office? ...

 

[skiingfast]

what do you mean cupcakes for everyone? like for my whole office? ...

No for the whole class, you know everyone here on the funball thread!

 

[Funball]

ooh no i will not be making cupcakes for everyone..

but you all can have some cake

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

i wanna cupcake!

 

[Funball]

well sorry there is no cupcake smiley graphic!

 

[PrincessMaleficent]

wha wha what??? I want a cuppie cake. I guess I am going to have to make some then.

 

[kim3339]

I'd make you some cupcakes Sara, but I still don't have a kitchen. What about belated cupcakes in a couple of weeks?

 

[Funball]

wha wha what??? I want a cuppie cake. I guess I am going to have to make some then.

I'd make you some cupcakes Sara, but I still don't have a kitchen. What about belated cupcakes in a couple of weeks?

Hmm ok here is your cupcakes!!!!!!


Oh that is it, im so making yummy cucpcakes for the office this weekend! I have to make like 40 of them though! And frost them…….gotta make them look like they do in better homes and gardens!!

 

[Funball]

ok kimy, next weekend i am making my own bday cake..

it will look kinda like the one in the photo at this link

http://www.rockwellscreativecakes.net/

(the purple bday one), but not as pretty im sure, it will be purple! and it will have a giant "srapy" on it like the one in the photo!

 

[Funball]

the only difference is mine will have REAL frosting, and will be airbrushed with purple icing color/food coloring and edible glitter on it for effect!

 

[Funball]

Ok you all missed the golden moment..


I was walking up behind GRR with my camera in one hand, my glass of pinot gris in one hand, umm it had been heavy sprinking and so I walked over by the water fall on the bridge were it gets super wet ..and I had my uggs on, and well I tried to charge it pass the wet area so I would not get splashed by the waterfall..and of course knowing me I slipped and fell and skidded on my knees like 1 inch but did not drop my wine or my camera! And of course go figure there was a sign that said “slippery when wet” that I did not see…