Fp useless rant

[JUANOLAS]

Translation:

The OP, during a trip to Orlando for an annual Holiday, in order to please his famale children, purchased both a on day park ticket o MK and a seperate ticket to MNSSHP for the same day.

S/he felt that as a limited hard ticket event, MK should have shorter lines.

S/he lamented that the fact that FP was not available during the party required them to endure long, unexpected lines.

S/he feels the parks (all four) are in general allowing "over capacity" crowds due to a lack of space and attractions. Because of these crowds, they were unable to experience more than three or four rides on their very expensive ticket day.

In addition to the need to wait in crowded lines, the lines were populated by a cross-section of the global community; some of whom did not share the customs or manners of the OP. Examples: bathing, refraining from farting in close quarters.

S/he then mentions the Disney propaganda aimed at his children in the form of movies and merchandise that compels them to at least spend a day at the MK as part of their holiday (2 weeks+).

The OP then compares the crowds to the busses in India and subway in Mexico. Both nightmares (look it up).

While S/he agrees that Disney is a quality product in it's design (a Cadillac), when you shove too many people and animals into a Cadillac, it is still unpleasant. Here, the OP compares other park patrons to animals.

In short, the OP feels that WDW should limit guest to create an enjoyable experience for all attendees or build new attractions and spaces to accomadate the guest level they currently admit into the parks. The guest level currently being admitted is perceived as a money grabbing scheme by WDW.

Sorry this may not be funny but...English is my first language.

Thank you for the translation. Exactly

 

[buckeev]

Translation:

The OP, during a trip to Orlando for an annual Holiday, in order to please his famale children, purchased both a on day park ticket o MK and a seperate ticket to MNSSHP for the same day.

S/he felt that as a limited hard ticket event, MK should have shorter lines.

S/he lamented that the fact that FP was not available during the party required them to endure long, unexpected lines.

S/he feels the parks (all four) are in general allowing "over capacity" crowds due to a lack of space and attractions. Because of these crowds, they were unable to experience more than three or four rides on their very expensive ticket day.

In addition to the need to wait in crowded lines, the lines were populated by a cross-section of the global community; some of whom did not share the customs or manners of the OP. Examples: bathing, refraining from farting in close quarters.

S/he then mentions the Disney propaganda aimed at his children in the form of movies and merchandise that compels them to at least spend a day at the MK as part of their holiday (2 weeks+).

The OP then compares the crowds to the busses in India and subway in Mexico. Both nightmares (look it up).

While S/he agrees that Disney is a quality product in it's design (a Cadillac), when you shove too many people and animals into a Cadillac, it is still unpleasant. Here, the OP compares other park patrons to animals.

In short, the OP feels that WDW should limit guest to create an enjoyable experience for all attendees or build new attractions and spaces to accomadate the guest level they currently admit into the parks. The guest level currently being admitted is perceived as a money grabbing scheme by WDW.

Sorry this may not be funny but...English is my first language.

Well GeeWhiz AGG...You just ruined everything.

My neck hurts from laughing so hard...

 

[LiveYourLife]

Translation:

The OP, during a trip to Orlando for an annual Holiday, in order to please his famale children, purchased both a on day park ticket o MK and a seperate ticket to MNSSHP for the same day.

S/he felt that as a limited hard ticket event, MK should have shorter lines.

S/he lamented that the fact that FP was not available during the party required them to endure long, unexpected lines.

S/he feels the parks (all four) are in general allowing "over capacity" crowds due to a lack of space and attractions. Because of these crowds, they were unable to experience more than three or four rides on their very expensive ticket day.

In addition to the need to wait in crowded lines, the lines were populated by a cross-section of the global community; some of whom did not share the customs or manners of the OP. Examples: bathing, refraining from farting in close quarters.

S/he then mentions the Disney propaganda aimed at his children in the form of movies and merchandise that compels them to at least spend a day at the MK as part of their holiday (2 weeks+).

The OP then compares the crowds to the busses in India and subway in Mexico. Both nightmares (look it up).

While S/he agrees that Disney is a quality product in it's design (a Cadillac), when you shove too many people and animals into a Cadillac, it is still unpleasant. Here, the OP compares other park patrons to animals.

In short, the OP feels that WDW should limit guest to create an enjoyable experience for all attendees or build new attractions and spaces to accomadate the guest level they currently admit into the parks. The guest level currently being admitted is perceived as a money grabbing scheme by WDW.

Sorry this may not be funny but...English is my first language.

Well. Aren't you just a party POOPer?!?!?!

 

[Jennasis]

Translation:

The OP, during a trip to Orlando for an annual Holiday, in order to please his famale children, purchased both a on day park ticket o MK and a seperate ticket to MNSSHP for the same day.

S/he felt that as a limited hard ticket event, MK should have shorter lines.

S/he lamented that the fact that FP was not available during the party required them to endure long, unexpected lines.

S/he feels the parks (all four) are in general allowing "over capacity" crowds due to a lack of space and attractions. Because of these crowds, they were unable to experience more than three or four rides on their very expensive ticket day.

In addition to the need to wait in crowded lines, the lines were populated by a cross-section of the global community; some of whom did not share the customs or manners of the OP. Examples: bathing, refraining from farting in close quarters.

S/he then mentions the Disney propaganda aimed at his children in the form of movies and merchandise that compels them to at least spend a day at the MK as part of their holiday (2 weeks+).

The OP then compares the crowds to the busses in India and subway in Mexico. Both nightmares (look it up).

While S/he agrees that Disney is a quality product in it's design (a Cadillac), when you shove too many people and animals into a Cadillac, it is still unpleasant. Here, the OP compares other park patrons to animals.

In short, the OP feels that WDW should limit guest to create an enjoyable experience for all attendees or build new attractions and spaces to accomadate the guest level they currently admit into the parks. The guest level currently being admitted is perceived as a money grabbing scheme by WDW.

Sorry this may not be funny but...English is my first language.

Would anyone like to hear a good story about a bridge?

 

[metzgardesign]

So.....no more farts?

Yeah....I don't think that'll fly.

Fartasmic!!

Yeah, baby!!!

 

[NicoleK1974]

I was just thinking the other day how sad it was that I couldn't remember the last time I laughed so hard that I cried, couldn't breathe and had my child look at me like I was crazy....
Then comes this thread....
It DEFINITELY needs a sticky!

 

[npcougar]

Fastpass#2. I didn't smell anything this past trip but I did over hear a mother tell her child to go lick a tree. It was healthier than rubbing his hand along the handrail. Thanks for all the wonderful suggestions. I picked up a lot of good tips to make it to the front of the lines. I'll pack lots of beans next trip, and nose plugs. Disney might start selling the plugs though, 1 pair only $10, only $20 for the fastpass+ version.

 

[taterheads]

Priceless! Best thread ever! If only all crappy problems could be expressed in such a light manner

 

[agavegirl1]

Let's see....14 pages....OP never comes back after posting frustrating rant. I'll be willing to bet it was written in the OP's native language and what you see is:

The translation program on the OP's computer.

Yes...I am a "POOPER" on this parade. But, I appreciate all the humor derived. Just wanted to answer those who asked for a translation...because...that is what the OP did after writing.

 

[skriegerjr]

So, when did you schedule your next Disney trip? For what time next year? lol

Yes, please, tell us so we can all change our reservations!

Sent from my rooted Samsung Galaxy SIII using the DISBoards app

 

[Pinkychan]

Originally Posted by pieface View Post
I must confess I must have been to the same party it was packed at least 20 minute waits at most rides. I ate at Mexico before the party a lot of 're-fried beans and onions I did kind of blow kisses all night but I didn't think anyone noticed sorry. LOL

Whispering sweet nothings.

You have a certain air about you...

 

[rosie2283]

Fastpass#2. I didn't smell anything this past trip but I did over hear a mother tell her child to go lick a tree. It was healthier than rubbing his hand along the handrail. Thanks for all the wonderful suggestions. I picked up a lot of good tips to make it to the front of the lines. I'll pack lots of beans next trip, and nose plugs. Disney might start selling the plugs though, 1 pair only $10, only $20 for the fastpass+ version.

"Go lick a tree"? Ahahaha...could you imagine overhearing someone say that?

 

[dansamy]

"Go lick a tree"? Ahahaha...could you imagine overhearing someone say that?

Well, the tree IS cleaner than the hand rails.

 

[DPCummerbund]

Well, the tree IS cleaner than the hand rails.

Speaking of farts and handrails - whether you're a child or an adult, I don't care how tired you are or how long you've been waiting in line - DON'T JUST SIT ON OR LEAN ON A HANDRAIL WITHOUT LOOKING FIRST TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND IS ON THE HANDRAIL. I've lost count of the number of times someone has placed their sweaty behind on my hand while I'm standing in line! It's a HANDRAIL, not a BUTTRAIL! Look where you're parking that thing! Jeez Louise, people!

 

[It'sWDW4me]

Poop Dee Doo Revue

OMG - winner, winner, chicken dinner. Literally! And don't they serve baked beans along with the fried chicken and corn on the cob???


How long do you review the Revue????

 

[sWDWcopeland]

Speaking of farts and handrails - whether you're a child or an adult, I don't care how tired you are or how long you've been waiting in line - DON'T JUST SIT ON OR LEAN ON A HANDRAIL WITHOUT LOOKING FIRST TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE'S HAND IS ON THE HANDRAIL. I've lost count of the number of times someone has placed their sweaty behind on my hand while I'm standing in line! It's a HANDRAIL, not a BUTTRAIL! Look where you're parking that thing! Jeez Louise, people!

So you were the one the OP referred to for touching people's behinds. Are you a foreigner?
I am on the down-wind side of this thread and it is still cracking me up.
How many people will think of this thread the next time they are standing in line at MK and burst out laughing. I'm sure I will.
Is it possible to lick a tree while farting in a line? Kill two birds with one stone kinda thing.

 

[smallworldnh]

I can do this aaaaaaaaaall day..

It's a SMELL World
GAS Mountain
BUTT Thunder Mountain Railroad
Mickey's FARTharmagic

And don't even get me started on the Astro Orbiter...

LOL!

And then there's Captain PeeU
Honey I Stunk the Kids
Constipation Station
It's Tough to be a Butt


(I really needed this thread today!)

 

[pbruce706]

Thank you for the translation. Exactly

Let's see....14 pages....OP never comes back after posting frustrating rant.

But he did come back...

 

[pieface]

Thanks to all who participated in this post I have had a bad week but I open this post and laugh my kiss blowing butt off. Wonder if the person who started this post realized how far it would go. LOL

 

[luvthemouse71]

Year of A Million Farts Celebrate a Fart Come True WDW.. Where the Farts Live.


If you have A Fart Hopper , you can toot in more than one park a day!