Fp useless rant

[Jennasis]

I can do this aaaaaaaaaall day..

It's a SMELL World
GAS Mountain
BUTT Thunder Mountain Railroad
Mickey's FARTharmagic

And don't even get me started on the Astro Orbiter...

 

[skriegerjr]

I just went for the Not so Scary Halloween party, hoping to avoid the fp and the fpplus mess. In this times that all strategies seem to be death and you pay to eat fart and make a line in the parks of DW and just a few rides, I remembered the double charge of the day in Disney for the Halloween, and I tought ok, I will pay double, I will pay for just a couple of hours but with low crowds so me and my kids could ride the rides and skip the farting lines RIGHT…….. WRONG.

It seems that the limited admission, have the sky as the limit since is as crowded as always, and worst since the fp system only works until 7pm and then you are fp less and with you regular 20 mins lines.

What is going on Wrong with MK and the other 3, why even the ones as us that return year after year and use to fpstockpile, rise early, extra hour, ride wille parade etc,, cant ride more than 4 or 5 rides and even with all the tactics end up in the sweaty lines.

Is very simple, DW is taking just to much ppl, name a nationality and you have it ritght there touching your behind on the street. Just because you can pack ppl in a space, just because you can ram them in a street to sweat and fart doesn’t mean you have the capacity to take them and entertain them properly.

Belive me in India they have packed trains and in Mexico Subway they kick ppl in the wagons in and is not magical even if you take tinker bell spraying magic.

It just means you have the capacity, the willing and the low moral to make money for a bad product.

Let me elaborate, DisneyW, has the best selling agents in the whole planet, kids watching movies, and they do have a great park, FOR ONE THIRD OF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE RAMING IT.

And yes DW is the best, is a Cadillac, but if you RAM AND STOCK AS COWS AND PIGS, 20 PPL IN A CADILLAC IS NOT A GREAT RIDE DOES IT.

At the moment you oversell the park, at the moment you oversell your shows, rides, when you even oversell the space to breathe, and pack ppl in a tight steamy, sweaty, farting mass of human meat and bones it really doesn’t matter how much magic, sprinkles, music, fairies or fireworks you trow in, is just overselled stinky crowd with Disney music.

If you really want to make better the experience for the guests, if you really want to fix the problem of the lines, just STOP TAKING GUESTS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY.

Is very easy just take your lowest day of the year, and sell HALF THE ENTRANCES, you will see everybody will be happy as in 1985 or 1995, and you will not need to stay open almost 24 hours, or make a mess in the fastpasses or loosing clients.

OK you don’t want to loose a buck, fine,,, build moreeeeee, build more space, and I mean 3 times more space, you have 3 times more pple RIGTH, you have 3 times more income SUPER RIGHT………….. don’t maximize, offer more, you can afford it just check your balance, don’t just pack 3 times more ppl in MK, if there is 3 times more ppl who whant to visit magic kingdom, DUUUUUUUUUHHH then build 2 more MK,,,,,,,, you are charging 3 times more money RIGHT???

This holiday out of 15 days in parks I spent ONE in DW, and as things are and compared to the lines, crowds, shows and prices in BushG, SW and Lego, it was one day too much in DW, and the price is a rip off.

Cant guarantee I will keep my money to be stolen in DW after all they have, all the movies and my daughters to guarantee that I will also make a line in mk and fart in it.

I can honestly say I did not understand a single word of this. I could read words in English but they didn't make any sense!

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[mcd2745]

Poop Dee Doo Revue

 

[BayouMickey]

Poop Dee Doo Revue

Niiiiice

 

[larryz]

How about Fartist Point? Of course, it also gives Whispering Canyon Café a whole new meaning, as well.

As it does The Roaring Fork...

 

[KathyTX]

My dog's looking at me funny as I sit here and laugh with tears streaming... I guess I must really be a 12 year old boy, but this is killing me!!

I loved that Disneyland video,

 

[LiveYourLife]

Juan, you are awesome!!! Please come back!!!

My sides hurt from laughing

 

[theparsons]

Best. Rant. Ever.

Especially for a first post.....

 

[luvthemouse71]

I do not even want to ponder what a Yeti fart smells like..

 

[smallworldnh]

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Just curious... What do farts taste like and what line are they in?

I'm sorry, I can not stop giggling!!!!!!

 

[mcd2745]

My dog's looking at me funny as I sit here and laugh with tears streaming... I guess I must really be a 12 year old boy, but this is killing me!!

I loved that Disneyland video,

Some of you may remember a while back...maybe 10-15 years ago...Dennis Miller used to have a weekly show on HBO. One episode, the topic was basically about political correctness, and what things were truly funny and what was offensive or "out of bounds" so to speak. During his famous 'rant'...he was lamenting how frustrating it was, especially for a comic, that the (at the time overbearing) push for political correctness was clouding our judgement of what was funny or not. He then goes on to say, if you want to know what is truly funny...just look at children as they have not had their filter corrupted yet. He then said, "Children think farts are hysterically funny....and you want to know why? Because farts ARE hysterically funny!". For whatever reason, I've always remembered that.

 

[mjem216]

So, when did you schedule your next Disney trip? For what time next year? lol

 

[NYDisneyKid]

I do not even want to ponder what a Yeti fart smells like..

Pretty bad,,,after all he has a big crack,,, In his foundation silly

 

[AmyB2006]

Poop Dee Doo Revue

Good one. Lmao!

 

[BenbowInn]

FART GUN!

Oh! Yes, 'cause I was wondering . . . under what circumstances . . . would we use this.

And now we know.

Haha!!

 

[NYDisneyKid]

MNSSHP,,,Mickey's Not So Smelly Halloween Party

 

[BenbowInn]

This threat really stinks.

 

[NYDisneyKid]

This threat really stinks.

Thats a play on words right?

 

[agavegirl1]

I just went for the Not so Scary Halloween party, hoping to avoid the fp and the fpplus mess. In this times that all strategies seem to be death and you pay to eat fart and make a line in the parks of DW and just a few rides, I remembered the double charge of the day in Disney for the Halloween, and I tought ok, I will pay double, I will pay for just a couple of hours but with low crowds so me and my kids could ride the rides and skip the farting lines RIGHT…….. WRONG.

It seems that the limited admission, have the sky as the limit since is as crowded as always, and worst since the fp system only works until 7pm and then you are fp less and with you regular 20 mins lines.

What is going on Wrong with MK and the other 3, why even the ones as us that return year after year and use to fpstockpile, rise early, extra hour, ride wille parade etc,, cant ride more than 4 or 5 rides and even with all the tactics end up in the sweaty lines.

Is very simple, DW is taking just to much ppl, name a nationality and you have it ritght there touching your behind on the street. Just because you can pack ppl in a space, just because you can ram them in a street to sweat and fart doesn’t mean you have the capacity to take them and entertain them properly.

Belive me in India they have packed trains and in Mexico Subway they kick ppl in the wagons in and is not magical even if you take tinker bell spraying magic.

It just means you have the capacity, the willing and the low moral to make money for a bad product.

Let me elaborate, DisneyW, has the best selling agents in the whole planet, kids watching movies, and they do have a great park, FOR ONE THIRD OF THE PEOPLE YOU ARE RAMING IT.

And yes DW is the best, is a Cadillac, but if you RAM AND STOCK AS COWS AND PIGS, 20 PPL IN A CADILLAC IS NOT A GREAT RIDE DOES IT.

At the moment you oversell the park, at the moment you oversell your shows, rides, when you even oversell the space to breathe, and pack ppl in a tight steamy, sweaty, farting mass of human meat and bones it really doesn’t matter how much magic, sprinkles, music, fairies or fireworks you trow in, is just overselled stinky crowd with Disney music.

If you really want to make better the experience for the guests, if you really want to fix the problem of the lines, just STOP TAKING GUESTS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY.

Is very easy just take your lowest day of the year, and sell HALF THE ENTRANCES, you will see everybody will be happy as in 1985 or 1995, and you will not need to stay open almost 24 hours, or make a mess in the fastpasses or loosing clients.

OK you don’t want to loose a buck, fine,,, build moreeeeee, build more space, and I mean 3 times more space, you have 3 times more pple RIGTH, you have 3 times more income SUPER RIGHT………….. don’t maximize, offer more, you can afford it just check your balance, don’t just pack 3 times more ppl in MK, if there is 3 times more ppl who whant to visit magic kingdom, DUUUUUUUUUHHH then build 2 more MK,,,,,,,, you are charging 3 times more money RIGHT???

This holiday out of 15 days in parks I spent ONE in DW, and as things are and compared to the lines, crowds, shows and prices in BushG, SW and Lego, it was one day too much in DW, and the price is a rip off.

Cant guarantee I will keep my money to be stolen in DW after all they have, all the movies and my daughters to guarantee that I will also make a line in mk and fart in it.

Translation:

The OP, during a trip to Orlando for an annual Holiday, in order to please his famale children, purchased both a on day park ticket o MK and a seperate ticket to MNSSHP for the same day.

S/he felt that as a limited hard ticket event, MK should have shorter lines.

S/he lamented that the fact that FP was not available during the party required them to endure long, unexpected lines.

S/he feels the parks (all four) are in general allowing "over capacity" crowds due to a lack of space and attractions. Because of these crowds, they were unable to experience more than three or four rides on their very expensive ticket day.

In addition to the need to wait in crowded lines, the lines were populated by a cross-section of the global community; some of whom did not share the customs or manners of the OP. Examples: bathing, refraining from farting in close quarters.

S/he then mentions the Disney propaganda aimed at his children in the form of movies and merchandise that compels them to at least spend a day at the MK as part of their holiday (2 weeks+).

The OP then compares the crowds to the busses in India and subway in Mexico. Both nightmares (look it up).

While S/he agrees that Disney is a quality product in it's design (a Cadillac), when you shove too many people and animals into a Cadillac, it is still unpleasant. Here, the OP compares other park patrons to animals.

In short, the OP feels that WDW should limit guest to create an enjoyable experience for all attendees or build new attractions and spaces to accomadate the guest level they currently admit into the parks. The guest level currently being admitted is perceived as a money grabbing scheme by WDW.

Sorry this may not be funny but...English is my first language.

 

[MacDalt]

Every time someone makes a line in MK and farts in it, a fairy dies.

Bahahaha!!!!!!