Hm. Good ideas but DH would never go for it. We could easily just take out the cable from his room but then he'd be in the living room watching nothing but sports

on our 47" hd tv.
Put the TV in the cabinet and put a child proof lock on it? And if I were you I'd say I have an engagement from 2-3 pm everyday and I get the TV.
I could make him shower in cold water; that'd be funny. But I can't do that either. I'm sure he could use it, though...today he made a remark to a mutual friend about hiking her dress higher. Funny how when she was a size 12 he wanted nothing to do with her, now she's about a 6 and he pays attention to her. What an

....
Oh ew, ick! What a jerk.
It would be funny to make him take cold showers. Might do his dirty mind some good...
Want me to come down, smack the lab around?