Forget My Life.

[StitchfansJr]

"Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML"

 

[Tinkerbell424]

I was just deciding to go to sleep, and get a good night's rest. My brother just walked in my room and told me there are 2 inch long cockaroaches roaming around my house some place. FML.

 

[pigletgirl]

I'm trying to have a convo on the phone with DBF, but DSis-8 is have friends over and they wont shut up! HSM3 is now playing for the 3rd time. FML.

 

[Disney Dork]

I hit my head with the car door yesterday. While I was opening it. FML.

 

[PurpleDucky]

"Today, three women came into my work and one was wearing a shirt with a rainbow that said, "We are everywhere". I had just gotten what it was referring to and when I greeted them I ended up saying "Hi gays!" instead of the standard "Hi guys". FML"

silly allie!
you post your own fml's

 

[CrazyChik]

I went to the cinema with my best friend, in my pocket I had a chocolate wrapper and a ten pound note, I went to the bin to throw away my litter, came back to pay my friend and presented her with a cadbury's wrapper. I threw the tenner in the bin. FML

I just remembered that one.

 

[CrazyChik]

It was brilliantly sunny when I woke up, was going to go for a ride on my own but then decided I'd be nice and wait for my friends. Now they're riding too late and it's bucketing rain. FML.

 

[KidGoofy]

I locked my keys in my car today...FML. Thank god I live close to the school because my sis unlocked it for me.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

It was sunny all day whilst I was in lessons. As soon as I got home, it bucketed down. FML.

 

[StitchfansJr]

silly allie!
you post your own fml's

I can't think of any!

 

[princesskelz]

My friend found my i heart DM all over my World History book and proceded to tell the class....the kid i like is in my History class....FML

 

[My Wild Love]

My friend found my i heart DM all over my World History book and proceded to tell the class....the kid i like is in my History class....FML

oh yikes! I'm sorry :[

 

[princesskelz]

not your fault. alotho i turned as red as a chili pepper

 

[crazytp93]

Today I told my Spanish teacher "I'd see her after school" and she lauged and said "OK Tom." My whole class heard and, of course took it the wrong way. FML.

 

[imabrat]

i have to do geometry homework. geometry is the bane of my existance. fml.

 

[imabrat]

i sprained my wrist. my right wrist, and i'm right handed. fml.

 

[CrazyChik]

My friend was looking through the pictures on my phone and she comes across one of me fully made up in a dress and heels for my cousin's 21st. She turns to me and exclaims 'Oh my gawd you can actually look stunning when you try.' FML.

When doing up Comet's rug today he rested his head on my shoulder. It was then that I realised my pony gives me more affection that any human I know. FML.

 

[Captain Brain]

I have to pretend to be happy for two of my best friends, even though I'm not. FML

 

[marypops!]

I sprained my ankle by playing Piggy in the Middle. I also dislocated 2 fingers after catching a ball. FML.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

I have no friends I actually like. FML.