greenban
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salmoneous said:Me - I want to ban all smokers. And people who wear perfume. And people who are just smelly in general. Kids - especially kids who wear diapers. Adults who wear diapers. Pet owners (banning pets is not enough as most pet owners have hair on this stuff that gets in the rooms and bothers me.) Ban 'em all.
And I want those kitchens clean. Nothing that anybody could possibly be allergic to should be allowed. Except shellfish (I kinda like shellfish myself). But we'll need a $200/shrimp fine for any left behind.
Whoops. Almost forgot about the pooh-sized folks. Can I tell you how annoying lumpy mattress are? Gotta ban everybody 200 lbs.
I think that's about it. Am I missing anybody?
?Short People?
People who target shoot from balconies, come on folks, keep the shooting indoors!
Cripes and or Bloods?
People who listen to Lawrence Welk Music, loudly.
People who Polka in upper-story rooms late at night or early in the AM
Hairy People, People who talk loudly, 'those NASTY' DVCers from the Northeastern States (and you alll know who you are!), Terrorists, oops mean militants, oops mean insurgents?
Point Renters
Point Rentees
Long Posters
People who chew tebacco and spit!
Rap Stars (?oxymoron? alert)
And of course Democrats......(just kidding, really!)
Me
-Tony
