After swiming in the water that washes everyones genitals I go from the pool to the bathroom by the pool in my bare feet! After that I hop in the hot tub full of people and evil germs!

Then I walk back to my room in my bare feet while touching eveyone's door handle on the way! When I get back to the room I get on my hands and knees and crawl on the carpet, sometimes I even lay on it for a while!

I take a hot bath in the tub to relax after a day of collecting germs. Then I lay naked on the comforter/blanket that the hotel provides me and fall asleep with the phone receiver and tv remote on my pillow next to my head.