In case you haven't figured it out by the title, this review is for Ohana's. I have eaten at Ohana's several times throughout my many visits to the world...however, only the first time was my choice. Every time after was by request of the guy I was with at the time. What is it about unlimited amounts of grilled meats that makes a guy give a restaurant a 5 star rating???
Ok so anyway, our ressie was for 5:10. We had gotten there early thanks to the dis meet we missed....don't ask ...it's a whole 'nother story. So I wandered around a bit while dbf parked himself in the lounge and watched football. I came back to check in around 4:50. Wow....are you serious??? The line to check in was all the way back by Kona cafe. So there I stood...and stood...and stood. While standing...I received an informative text message from the dbf. " Hey the line is getting pretty long, you should probably come back" So I texted him back..."I've been back...for awhile...standing in line" So he turned around from his comfy seat...smiled and waved..turned back around and continued watching football.

So just about the time we should have been seated, I get to the podium and check in when conveniently dbf then joins me.
We were seated promptly at a table toward the back ....away from the weapons( brooms) and projectiles( coconuts) that are given to the little soldiers(children) to make war( coconut races). I wonder if the triage nurses they must have to have to treat wayward coconut shrapnel get to wear leis?
So several minutes later our waitress( the bread nazi) shows up. " I see you have an allergy listed here, the chef will come out to speak with you about it" "OH and according to my handy dandy list the bread may be cross contaminated so I will remove it ".
Me - that's ok....as long as it doesn't contain nuts I'm fine.
bread nazi - I'll take is just to be safe. So we wait...bread nazi comes back with our drinks.
Me - Excuse me, but could you leave the bread for him or could you bring a different bread for him because he really enjoys bread with his salad.
Bread Nazi - You'll have to speak to chef and see what she says about that.
Me - It's ok...I won't eat any but can he have some.
Bread Nazi - Speak to Chef.
Ok...I give. I wave the white flag...no bread for me!
So our salad comes...we love the dressing on this salad. Dbf made me find the recipe for him after the last trip. We're absolutely hooked on this dressing.
Chef comes out...looking as if we have pulled her from creating a Julia Child masterpiece
So you have an allergy?
Yes, tree nuts
Well the bread may be cross contaminated
That's ok...I only have to watch if it actually contains nuts.
ok, well I'll leave it up to you
Ok...well it should be fine then
So I don't have to make you a special dessert?
No no I'm fine.
ok..
...and chef is off to resume her masterpiece.
Our server's attitude has begun to improve and we are brought over our appy's
Now mind you....this is for only 2 people
Sticky wings, dumplings, steamed broccoli and peas, and lo mein noodles. Sauces include, chimichurri, a mustard sauce and sweet and sour which our server kindly explained to us.
The meats include steak, chicken, pork and shrimp.
Chicken and pork were ok....steak was really good. Sorry no pics of the shrimp.
They were good though not too overcooked.
Meanwhile we are lucky enough to have the male singer tonight. We listened to a ten minute story about how we are all related in some way and and made to say A- LO - HHAAAA...cousin until it was sufficiently loud enough for his satisfaction. He then sang some song that reminded him of home...now I swear I heard something about canadians in that song! I guess they could have luau's and such in Canada
I do want to say our server warmed up although I know she used quite a bit more time and charm with the larger groups.
For dessert...the piece de resistance'
This stuff is goooooodddddd! Bread pudding with vanilla ice cream and bananas foster sauce.
I also received this cute little number which our server put a candle on and lit for my celebrating my job promotion.
I have to say...I understand a little more about why our server may have been a little less than charming....she works with a bunch of knuckleheads!!!!!
Next to us was the tray they use temporarily when they bus the tables. I watched other servers make a complete mess of the pile on the tray after she just emptied it, knock over an entire glass of wine sitting on the tray and just leave it and so on and so forth.
ratings - 5 out of 10
5 out of 10
Dbf has mentioned that we don't have to go back for awhile....woo hoo!!!!




