Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Mugg Mann]

I think you guys are making this stuff up. In the history of mankind there's never been any record or recollection of people doing bad or evil things in the name of God and the religion they follow.


I'm sure it's all an urban myth and the next thing you guys will be trying to tell me that people actually come from apes and that the world is billions of years old. I hope all of you haven't fell for that evolution stuff. I heard it's just a bunch of hooey. Don't fall into the trap, evolution is crap. I once saw a bumper sticker once that said that

It's a proven fact that Dinosaurs and man lived together in perfect harmony about 6000 years ago and Noah's ark just wasn't big enough to fit them all. That Noah was a tough man to deal with and it was reported that he was a Dinophobe.

A Dinophobe?!?

How could anyone be afraid of this guy.....

And I've always been a fan of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His Noodly Appendage. Speaking strictly from the heathen side of the coin, it's every bit as plausible and factual as the origin of all major religions. And that's exactly the point.....

 

[Tyler's Dad]

I prefer to worship the invisible pink unicorn. Our religious symbol is much prettier.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_pink_unicorn

While your religious symbol is much prettier, I think it would be impossible for you to deny that FSM is much more delicious.

 

[Mean Queen]

While your religious symbol is much prettier, I think it would be impossible for you to deny that FSM is much more delicious.

Maybe we can start a new Pagan style religion that worships both the beauty of the IPU Goddess and the tastiness of the FSM God.

 

[stargrazer]

A Unifarian?

 

[barbeml]

So............if I take communion at the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, do I get a slice of garlic bread and a nice chianti?

 

[ZephyrHawk]

Love the FSM emblem, my friend has one. The only thing I ever would put on my car is a Darwin Fish, but I've refrained from doing so because of what people have told me about them getting vandalized.

 

[JuliaEeyore]

Yep! I love reading the site. Brilliant.

Last year, I crocheted an FSM tree-topper.

 

[barbeml]

Yep! I love reading the site. Brilliant.

Last year, I crocheted an FSM tree-topper.

That is excellent!

 

[BillSears]

Yep! I love reading the site. Brilliant.

Last year, I crocheted an FSM tree-topper.

Now that is something I'd like to buy! GrYou did a great job on it.

 

[HockeyChick]

Ah yes, I was touched by his noodly appendage years ago.

I agree, the tree topper is brilliant!

 

[DMickey28]

I have only read the first page so far but what language are you speak?

 

[Youarehere]

If you click the link in the OP and read that it will all make sense.

 

[Sparx]

The FSM and his noodly appendage holds a place in my heart.

 

[LadyJeanPirateQueen]

I first heard about FSM via a blogging site and I think it's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Hooray for the FSM and all who've been touched by his noodly appendage!

LadyJean