marivaid
My mother is a Pluto molester.
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The Cast of this TR :
Mom (58) : aka Grumpy - because she's short and short-tempered! Came with me because I didnt want to go alone. I didnt expect her to love Disney, and neither did she. Boy were we wrong.
Me (28) : I've been planning this trip for months and I could have never imagined what Disney World was really like.
We're French and we've been to Disneyland Paris a few times. I can't stand that place. It's small and crowded and dirty. Grumpy is a teacher and takes her class there once a year. She was already driving me nuts before we left, because she kept comparing things in WDW to things in DLP. I kept telling myself that I booked a restaurant, ordered a special cake, and got La Nouba tickets for her birthday, and that it would probably be a lot better if she was still alive by then.
Thankfully, the "They have it in Disneyland Paris, too" turned into "No one at home can even imagine what this is really like..." about 10mns after we set foot in MK on the first day.
Yep. We're both adults, and we've been all over the world, but there we were in DisneyWorld, eyes and mouth wide open, gasping in amazement at everything - well, ALMOST everything.
Day 0 - Arriving in WDW!!!
Our day started around 6am, we finished packing, Dad loaded the car and soon we were on our way to the airport. Charles de Gaulle is a huge mess, so we allowed ourselves plenty of time to get lost, stuck, or asked to leave the premises while they blew up some poor dude's suitcase.
Actually it went OK, and fast, except we got bad seats in the middle of a row of 4. I will never take US Airways again. They had strangers sitting next to each other on the side seats and there we were, wedged between 2 people who refused to budge for the entire 8 hour flight. First thing we did when we got to Philly was to run to the bathroom. Peeing felt magical, and there wasnt a mouse in sight.
I was exhausted and when we got on our 2nd flight (Philly to Orlando) I fell asleep the second I sat down. I looked at my watch right before that, and it was 7.35pm. Our flight was supposed to leave at 8pm. When I woke up, it was past 9, and I told my mom that I was so excited, it was getting close !
MMM nope she said. We havent even left the airport yet. WHATTTTTT??????
It's 9.15 !! We should be landing in an hour, what do you mean we haven't left the airport ? Sure enough I look out the window, and yep, we're still on the ground. You gotta be kidding me.
I had planned for us to be at park opening the next day at MK - 7am. Not easy even if we land on time, and definitely harder if we're over an hour late.
So there I start sulking. My plan was perfect. We HAVE to be at MK at 7am. There's just no way around it, I have been planning this thing forever and we HAVE to do exactly like it says on my pretty chart right here. Little did I know that after 24 hours it would end up where it belonged - in the trash at ASMO.
We landed in Orlando almost 2 hours after we were supposed to. It's almost midnight when we head off to the Welcome Center. I need to use the restroom again, so once I have located the Welcome Center, I tell Grumpy to wait for me here just for a few minutes and don't move.
When I come back, its OK, she's still standing there, good. Except, she's very worried. The airport is so huge, she says, we're never gonna find that Disney bus thing.
MM. Mom. See that huge Mickey Mouse on the wall about 10 inches from your head ? See all the nice smiling people with "Disney Magical Express" on their shirt ? Or for that matter, see the BUS right outside that says Disney World on it ????
Well, apparently, she didnt.
We got in the bus very fast and were off to ASMO within a few minutes. I loved the Disney video. I couldnt help but get excited every time I saw STITCH in it ! I just discovered him a few months ago thanks to the DIS, and I just looooooove him. The bus let people off at Sports, then Music, and finally Movies. It was 1am and I was really getting tired.
It took a little while to check in. I had bought an electric kettle for Grumpy who is addicted to her morning coffee. It wasnt stored here, so we would have to wait until the next morning to get it. Nevermind good woman, please point me to where the pillows are.
Off we go to our "preferred" room. Only, they're doing major work on the pool, so instead of being able to go straight to our building we have to go around the closed off pool and then walk through it. We were given room 8715.
I proudly get my "Key to the World" out and try to open the door. Nope. Not working. The light is red instead of green. Grumpy tries too. It doesnt work. NOOOOOOOO !!! It's 1.30am and we need to get to bed NOW so we can be at park opening at MK tomorrow. Don't you know that by 10am Tour Guide Mike says that everything will be crowded ?! What is wrong with you people !!!
I walk back to the front desk. Another lady changes our cards and tells me that if these dont work, I can use the phone next to the elevators to call and they will send someone. Okay. But I'm sure those will work.
Nope.
By this time I'm really fuming.Not because I'm tired, not because I had to walk back to the front desk and the damn keys still don't work, but because I have pretty much figured out that our early morning EMH at MK is not going to happen.
So I call, and they say they are sending a technician "right away" to open our door. Except "right away" means 30mns at All Stars Movies. And when the guy gets here, and opens the door, what do we see in the room ? My room, that I'm going to share with my snoring,feet smelling mother ?
A king bed.
No way. No way I am NOT sleeping with my mother. I am NOT.
Well just for tonight, mostly because of the whole "I'm going to pass out if I dont get in horizontal position very soon" thing.
The technician didnt speak much English, and my Spanish is BAD unless you want to talk about chihuahas and burritos. We still managed to understand that the lock needed to be reprogramed but that it would be OK for one night. Una noche, puedo entrar, no problema?
YES, my resume DOES say that I'm fluent in Spanish.
Grumpy is upset about us having a king bed instead of 2 queens. Personally, I dont care, because there's a huge Mickey head made out of towels on our bed. Yay ! Our first towel animal,on our very first night, how cool is that ?
We went to bed right away but I wasnt able to sleep. All I could think about was that my whole plan was screwed up now. Should I wake up at 7 and call Disney Dining, and switch Crystal Palace and Donald's Breakfastausorus ? Should we go to MGM instead ? The last time I looked at the clock it was 4.47am and then I finally passed out.
Tomorrow is another day..
Mom (58) : aka Grumpy - because she's short and short-tempered! Came with me because I didnt want to go alone. I didnt expect her to love Disney, and neither did she. Boy were we wrong.
Me (28) : I've been planning this trip for months and I could have never imagined what Disney World was really like.
We're French and we've been to Disneyland Paris a few times. I can't stand that place. It's small and crowded and dirty. Grumpy is a teacher and takes her class there once a year. She was already driving me nuts before we left, because she kept comparing things in WDW to things in DLP. I kept telling myself that I booked a restaurant, ordered a special cake, and got La Nouba tickets for her birthday, and that it would probably be a lot better if she was still alive by then.
Thankfully, the "They have it in Disneyland Paris, too" turned into "No one at home can even imagine what this is really like..." about 10mns after we set foot in MK on the first day.
Yep. We're both adults, and we've been all over the world, but there we were in DisneyWorld, eyes and mouth wide open, gasping in amazement at everything - well, ALMOST everything.
Day 0 - Arriving in WDW!!!
Our day started around 6am, we finished packing, Dad loaded the car and soon we were on our way to the airport. Charles de Gaulle is a huge mess, so we allowed ourselves plenty of time to get lost, stuck, or asked to leave the premises while they blew up some poor dude's suitcase.
Actually it went OK, and fast, except we got bad seats in the middle of a row of 4. I will never take US Airways again. They had strangers sitting next to each other on the side seats and there we were, wedged between 2 people who refused to budge for the entire 8 hour flight. First thing we did when we got to Philly was to run to the bathroom. Peeing felt magical, and there wasnt a mouse in sight.
I was exhausted and when we got on our 2nd flight (Philly to Orlando) I fell asleep the second I sat down. I looked at my watch right before that, and it was 7.35pm. Our flight was supposed to leave at 8pm. When I woke up, it was past 9, and I told my mom that I was so excited, it was getting close !
MMM nope she said. We havent even left the airport yet. WHATTTTTT??????
It's 9.15 !! We should be landing in an hour, what do you mean we haven't left the airport ? Sure enough I look out the window, and yep, we're still on the ground. You gotta be kidding me.
I had planned for us to be at park opening the next day at MK - 7am. Not easy even if we land on time, and definitely harder if we're over an hour late.
So there I start sulking. My plan was perfect. We HAVE to be at MK at 7am. There's just no way around it, I have been planning this thing forever and we HAVE to do exactly like it says on my pretty chart right here. Little did I know that after 24 hours it would end up where it belonged - in the trash at ASMO.
We landed in Orlando almost 2 hours after we were supposed to. It's almost midnight when we head off to the Welcome Center. I need to use the restroom again, so once I have located the Welcome Center, I tell Grumpy to wait for me here just for a few minutes and don't move.
When I come back, its OK, she's still standing there, good. Except, she's very worried. The airport is so huge, she says, we're never gonna find that Disney bus thing.
MM. Mom. See that huge Mickey Mouse on the wall about 10 inches from your head ? See all the nice smiling people with "Disney Magical Express" on their shirt ? Or for that matter, see the BUS right outside that says Disney World on it ????
Well, apparently, she didnt.
We got in the bus very fast and were off to ASMO within a few minutes. I loved the Disney video. I couldnt help but get excited every time I saw STITCH in it ! I just discovered him a few months ago thanks to the DIS, and I just looooooove him. The bus let people off at Sports, then Music, and finally Movies. It was 1am and I was really getting tired.
It took a little while to check in. I had bought an electric kettle for Grumpy who is addicted to her morning coffee. It wasnt stored here, so we would have to wait until the next morning to get it. Nevermind good woman, please point me to where the pillows are.
Off we go to our "preferred" room. Only, they're doing major work on the pool, so instead of being able to go straight to our building we have to go around the closed off pool and then walk through it. We were given room 8715.
I proudly get my "Key to the World" out and try to open the door. Nope. Not working. The light is red instead of green. Grumpy tries too. It doesnt work. NOOOOOOOO !!! It's 1.30am and we need to get to bed NOW so we can be at park opening at MK tomorrow. Don't you know that by 10am Tour Guide Mike says that everything will be crowded ?! What is wrong with you people !!!
I walk back to the front desk. Another lady changes our cards and tells me that if these dont work, I can use the phone next to the elevators to call and they will send someone. Okay. But I'm sure those will work.
Nope.
By this time I'm really fuming.Not because I'm tired, not because I had to walk back to the front desk and the damn keys still don't work, but because I have pretty much figured out that our early morning EMH at MK is not going to happen.
So I call, and they say they are sending a technician "right away" to open our door. Except "right away" means 30mns at All Stars Movies. And when the guy gets here, and opens the door, what do we see in the room ? My room, that I'm going to share with my snoring,feet smelling mother ?
A king bed.
No way. No way I am NOT sleeping with my mother. I am NOT.
Well just for tonight, mostly because of the whole "I'm going to pass out if I dont get in horizontal position very soon" thing.
The technician didnt speak much English, and my Spanish is BAD unless you want to talk about chihuahas and burritos. We still managed to understand that the lock needed to be reprogramed but that it would be OK for one night. Una noche, puedo entrar, no problema?
YES, my resume DOES say that I'm fluent in Spanish.
Grumpy is upset about us having a king bed instead of 2 queens. Personally, I dont care, because there's a huge Mickey head made out of towels on our bed. Yay ! Our first towel animal,on our very first night, how cool is that ?
We went to bed right away but I wasnt able to sleep. All I could think about was that my whole plan was screwed up now. Should I wake up at 7 and call Disney Dining, and switch Crystal Palace and Donald's Breakfastausorus ? Should we go to MGM instead ? The last time I looked at the clock it was 4.47am and then I finally passed out.
Tomorrow is another day..