Put up the (fake) tree for Deb last night so she could decorate today. It was a nice tree 5 years ago when it was new. Colorful prestrung lights. Three sections. Just pop it together and plug each section in. NICE _ NOT _ NOW!
What an ugly looking piece of poo this thing is now. About a 1/4 of the lights are out and I have no patience to rectify. "Just put some extra ornaments over there hon, nobody will notice."
"Get me a new tree", she says.
No, I got you a podcast cruise. The poo tree is it.