Firefighter jokes

[ToTLaugher]

Does anyone have good jokes for children. We are doing a kids program at our church this year with a firefighter theme and during the large group time the leader loves to shout out jokes and riddles for the kids to guess. If you know a cute joke about firefighting we could use, would you please post it here?

Thanks!

 

[MerMom60_94]

If you google firefighter jokes all sorts of pages come up. Here is one I found on one of the results:

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children began discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back, "said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

 

[ToTLaugher]

Thank you! That is a great one!

 

[buckler]

Little Jimmy's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Jimmy's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Jimmy replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

 

[disneyeveryyear]

A woman calls 911 one day (I won't mention her hair color ) and tells the dispatcher that the house is on fire. "What is the address?" asks the dispatcher? "I don't know" answers the woman, "it's not my house." "How do the firemen get there?" asks the dispatcher? "Duh ---- big red truck!"

 

[minniebeth]

Hmmm, may not be appropriate for a church group
My nephew did tell us this joke though, when he was in preschool...for real.
Why did the fireman turn red? Because somebody pulled his hose.

 

[lovesmurfs]

Here's some oldies:

Why do firemen wear "red" suspenders? To hold up their pants.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

What kind of ears do pumpers have? Engineers.

 

[ToTLaugher]

Thank you everyone! You have all been very helpful.