Finish the story PART DEAUX

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It was the winter of 2004. The Abercrombie family were enjoying a very lovely dinner. Mrs Abercrombie (a/k/a) Agnes and Mr Abercrombie (Marcelo) were enjoying the company of the children, Sun and Moon. The family was discussing plans for an upcoming vacation when the telephone rang....

 

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"Hello Mr Abercrombie, I'm sorry to inform you that you have a major class action suit against you and your company for the unappropriate cataloges you put out".....

 

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It seems Marcelo was selling outdated

 

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bras as the latest "new fad" for teenagers. What was a bra was now being marketed as a shirt. Mothers everywhere were up in arms. No one wanted:

 

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their children going to school in just bras. But Mr. Abercrombie did such a good job marketing his product that bras were flying off the shelves. Girls everywhere were showing up to school in bras and swish pants. Just ain't right. His attorney told him you better come down to the office now we have to

 

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do something to stop this bra/shirt fiasco. Even older women were getting into the act. In fact, the attorney's wife had gone off to her garden club meeting in one of the ridulous get-ups just that very morning.

Mr. Abercrombie was quite pleased with the profits of this endeavor, and was looking for just the right model to market the item. Who to pick????

 

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He had a few people in mind, but the one that most stuck out in his mind was Martha Stewart, but would she be available after June?

 

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He decided Martha was a bit iffy at the moment, and beside she'd want to decorate his clear shirts with bits of ribbon, jimmies, or leftover dryer lint. No, he decided, he wanted someone less crafty and more, um, how shall we say it...loose and free??

 

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His next choice was an obvious one, he chose Anna Nicole Smith, but Ms Smith had a prior endorsement with Trim Spa. Who could be the spokesperson for Marcelo's company?

 

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Then the idea came to him. Janet jackson. But could he sell a bra with only one cup or one that comes off quickly......

 

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After careful consideration, Mr Abercrombie decided that Fredericks of Hollywood probably had the patent fr the Janet Jackson ripaway bra, so it was back to the drawing board. Who could represent his fine company. So many women wanted the job, but they also had to pass muster with Agenes. Seems the Mrs was the jealous type so she had final say.

 

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Finally, he decided. It would be Mishetta. She would be the spokeswoman. Being Mrs. Stamos had been a real blessing to her career.

 

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But how would Mishetta be able to handle the new husband (who was having problems jumpstaring his career again) and a new career as spokesperson for the bra company? Would she do it, would John be supportive?

 

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(I just knew I was going to get sucked into this story!!)

But being the jealous S.O. (no John & Me-Shay-Ta ~ sounds nothing like Beretta, were never married), John would not agree to have Mishetta posing her uhh.....you know....around town! He wanted them all to himself!!

So Mishetta volunteered My3 to be the spokeswoman/model for this wonderful new invention! Mr. A was very concerned about My3's name though...he would have rather she were named "My2" due to the nature of what the bra held! Of course, her name "My3" would drum up some curiosity......

 

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Unfortunately my3 was much too busy starting life anew with John Mayer, and no Enrique would not let mootoo out of his sight, so Mr Abercrombie decided it best to just use Agnes. But the attorney advised him to not put another dime into this company, the plaintiffs were growing. Among them was a very famous

 

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stripper named Honey. Her formal name was HoCleo but since it was a little weird, she was nicknamed Honey! She was one of the plantiffs in this law suit only because no one had ever asked her to pose for this new invention of a bra (the kind you wear OVER your blouse, not under!) She was a very spiteful person after all she'd been through in her life....

Also, Honey wanted to meet Marcelo. A man with a name like "Marcelo" must be a wonderful Italian or Latin lover (of course, he was adopted by an English family named Abercombie) but Honey was just dying to meet him. She figured if she filed this law suit, she'd have the chance to finally meet him and......

 

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But she was more taken with his son Moon. Moon was so bright.
Honey considered dropping the lawsuit until:

 

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Moon told her she loooked beautiful in her Abercrombie bra shirt (available in sizes XS to XL, $59.95, in 7 see through colors) and he would make sure she was the next model. He wanted to drive her up to the main house to meet Marcelo, but she said she'd walk. Walking up the long driveway to the big house, Honey met a:

 

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man from her past. Quite shaken she was too. It was someone that did not take kindly to be dumped in the fashion that honey dumped men. Honey let out a big shriek, that is whn Moon stepped in

 

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with a large weapon. It seems Moon wasn't as nice as everyone thought. He had a number of secrets himself. The fortune the Abercrombie's possessed by selling garmets using half the fabric of a traditional garment had made them millionaires many times over, and they were able to keep Moon out of jail and the secret quiet by paying vast sums of money. The Abrecrombies' used the same attorneys that O.J. Simpson, used with great success.

Anyway, Moon came not at the stranger in the shadows, but at Honey! With Moon wielding the knife, she ran screaming into the stranger's arms. But: