Favorite Ride Sayings?

[cworld]

To infinity and beyond

 

[mikesdisneymom]

Don't forget to bring your death certificate- Mine

DS- You seek the teasure of Mara, glittering gold, it is yours

 

[Red Sox Idiot]

Puhh Puhhh PLEASE don't throw me in the Briar Patch!

 

[julia & nicks mom]

it's the truth, it's factual - everything is satisfactual!!

I also love on the monorail when he says

If this concludes your visit to the Walt Disney World Resort we hope you’ve had a wonderful time and will return home safely.

I am always happy that it is not the end of my stay - of course I hate when it is my last monorail ride and we are heading home!!!!!

 

[The Phantom Blot]

Please Stand clear of the doors. "Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas" I don't know why but me and my friend get a kick out of hearing that.

 

[Minniespal]

"Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host..."

 

[disneyaggie]

I hate spanish...

Me, too! That's all I hear here in Texas. You get sick of it after all these years.

Now, back on topic . . . my favorite saying is, "The park will open in 5 minutes". Ahhh. Love those words!

 

[BethC1952]

"Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's out the door you go..."

 

[Karenj2]

I actually made a top 10 list, which I want to put on a shirt...


10.) "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain
9.) "There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow" - Carousel of Progress
8.) "Calling Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring." - Tomorrowland Transit
7.) "Attention travelers. Please remain seated. Your vehicle is rotating backwards for your return to earth." - Spaceship Earth
6.) "This elevator travels directly to… the Twilight Zone…" – Tower of Terror
5.) "Rat, schmat! What do they know? They're tourists!" - Muppetvision 3-D
4.) "This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: To find A WAY OUT! Of course, there's always my way..." - The Haunted Mansion
3.) "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!" - Pirates of the Carribean
2.) "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." - Walt Disney World Monorail
1.) "When you leave the park later on today, please don't forget to take with you all of your small children. If you don't they will be shipped over to "it's a small world," and be forced to sing that song over and over again. Don't laugh, it's how I got my start here 15 years ago." – Jungle Cruise

 

[Ride Junkie]

"Keep yer ruddy hands inboard." (The talking skull on POTC at Disneyland says this before you go down the drop...not sure if the one at MK says the same thing.)

I also love the banter between the Statler & Waldorf in the balcony at Muppetvision:
"Look at the funny-looking guy in the Goofy Mask!"
"That's not a mask!"
"Oh -- Sorry, lady!"

 

[theycallmered]

"We want the red head!"

and

"Dead men tell no tales."

 

[mdhkitten]

I actually made a top 10 list, which I want to put on a shirt...


10.) "Space shuttle, this is flight safety. You are clear for launch!" - Space Mountain
9.) "There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow" - Carousel of Progress
8.) "Calling Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow. Your party from Saturn has arrived. Please give them a ring." - Tomorrowland Transit
7.) "Attention travelers. Please remain seated. Your vehicle is rotating backwards for your return to earth." - Spaceship Earth
6.) "This elevator travels directly to… the Twilight Zone…" – Tower of Terror
5.) "Rat, schmat! What do they know? They're tourists!" - Muppetvision 3-D
4.) "This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers you this chilling challenge: To find A WAY OUT! Of course, there's always my way..." - The Haunted Mansion
3.) "We wants the redhead! We wants the redhead!" - Pirates of the Carribean
2.) "Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." - Walt Disney World Monorail
1.) "When you leave the park later on today, please don't forget to take with you all of your small children. If you don't they will be shipped over to "it's a small world," and be forced to sing that song over and over again. Don't laugh, it's how I got my start here 15 years ago." – Jungle Cruise

When you make your t-shirt, make one for me, too!

 

[SpectroMagic*o*]

From the TTA: "Now approaching-Space Mountain!"
From Haunted Mansion: "Hurry Back...dont forget to bring your DEATH certificate"
From Haunted Mansion: "There are 999 happy haunts that reside here, but there's room for one more, any volunteers? If you insist on lagging behind, you may not need to volunteer!"
From Tower of Terror: "You are about to see what lies beyond the 5th dimension...in the Twighlight Zone-"
Fom Monorail: "Please stand clear of the doors...por favor mantedance ala halo dela puertas" (nooooo idea of the speling !)
From Splash Mountain: "You wanna a laughin' place? We'll show YOU a laughin' pace!"
From Muppet Vision 4D (Sam Eagle): I have prepared a special presentation entitled A Tribute to All Nations But Especially America"
From Muppet Vision 4D (Waldorf):"Hey Bear, you're not even funny in 3-D!"
From SpectroMagic: "Though we say goodbye, we cast a spell together, we'll have this night forever, living a dream..."
From SpectroMagic: "Walt Disney World proudly presents, in a million points of musical light, the wonderful world of Disney...in SpectrooooMagic!"

I LOVE this thread! I have so many more I can think of, I'll be back later!

 

[Disney Girlie-Wirlie]

my absolute fave-The monrail: PLEASE STAND CLEAR OF THE DOORS...

Also love "I am your host...your ghost host..." and Madame Leota

"Hang on to your hats and glasses, cause this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness"!

Welcome TTA travelers!

Welcome to Spaceship Earth!

...And it all starts with a Wish...

I don't remember exactl how it goes, but the Park Closing announcement at the end of the night


...I'll think of more later

 

[disneyluvr913]

In the Tower of Terror gift shop, my brother was ringing a bell on display. A bellhop leaned over to him and said, "He who rings the bell must spend a night in the haunted hotel..."

 

[Jennyvelaz]

This is such a great Disney fixer!!! Great for scrapping, too!

 

[GarrettJD]

My absolute favorite is Reflections of Earth.

"Good evening, and welcome.

We've gathered here tonight, around the fire-- as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us-- to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story-- as old as time itself, but still being written.

And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges, as we bring all our stories together as one.

I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections of Earth."

I also love--

Haunted Mansion-- "Now, I will raise the bar, and the ghost will follow you home!"
Pirates-- "Dead Men Tell No Tales"
Peter Pan's Flight-- "Here we goooooo!"
"Welcome to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. You're in for a real treat."
Rock n Roller Coaster-- "Make it a stretch--- in fact, make it a super stretch!" --- "Thank you for visiting G-Force Records, where we're turning the music industry-- upside down!"

Too many others to list.......

 

[mdhkitten]

My absolute favorite is Reflections of Earth.

"Good evening, and welcome.

We've gathered here tonight, around the fire-- as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us-- to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story-- as old as time itself, but still being written.

And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges, as we bring all our stories together as one.

I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections of Earth."

I also love--

Haunted Mansion-- "Now, I will raise the bar, and the ghost will follow you home!"
Pirates-- "Dead Men Tell No Tales"
Peter Pan's Flight-- "Here we goooooo!"
"Welcome to Walt Disney's Carousel of Progress. You're in for a real treat."
Rock n Roller Coaster-- "Make it a stretch--- in fact, make it a super stretch!" --- "Thank you for visiting G-Force Records, where we're turning the music industry-- upside down!"

Too many others to list.......

I love that from Illuminations, too! How did you remember all of the words? Are you like me and listen to it every night on mouse world radio? It gives me goose bumps to hear it every time!

 

[bekagain]

My absolute favorite is Reflections of Earth.

"Good evening, and welcome.

We've gathered here tonight, around the fire-- as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us-- to share the light, and to share a story. An amazing story-- as old as time itself, but still being written.

And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, a true adventure emerges, as we bring all our stories together as one.

I hope you enjoy our story tonight. Reflections of Earth."

You can't forget the "wooooo" of blowing out the torches! DD7 and I do that EVERY time!

I love this thread! My other favorite because of my DD is the end of HM - ...and a ghost will follow you home." The first time we took DD, she played along with that the rest of our trip! If anything silly happened, it was the ghost!

 

[Syrreal]

One more from PotC- "Show 'em your larbor side!"