Favorite quotes/sayings from Seinfeld

[izzy]

OK, if you can stand yet one more Seinfeld thread....

We've covered favorite Seinfeld episodes and food mentioned on Seinfeld. I thought it might be fun to post some of our favorite Seinfeld quotes and sayings.

My favorite quote comes from a Seinfeld episode that was just on TBS a few minutes ago:

"By the way, they're real, and they're spec-tacular!"

 

[cynsaun]

We always can quote something from Seinfeld during real life!

When I am really thirsty, I will say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

We always find ourselves saying, "Oh Elaine, you look scrumptious!"

Of course there's, "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

 

[bellacam]

"you never, ever, finish with the swirl"

 

[mcr5298]

Serenity now!

 

[cynsaun]

Happy Festivus!

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Hello, Newman.

 

[jrydberg]

"You're hoarding moves?!? I'm rubbing two sticks together and you're over there with a Zippo!"

 

[whirlsy]

"Im out there Jerry and Im lovin every minute of it"

 

[Beth76]

I posted this on the food thread, but it's one of my favorites:

"Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."

Also: "Handicapped people don't drive."

 

[SplshMtn99]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[nkjzmom]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!

 

[Tina]

Cartwright!

It shrinks??

You HAVE to SEE the BABY!

Hello Green Golf! Hello Black Saab!

 

[cynsaun]

Maybe the dingo ate your baby!

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

She's got Man-hands.

 

[shep]

Giddyup

Its the Urban Sombrero

 

[Jolie C]

Get OUT!!

I'll put it in the vault.

 

[Wonderlandmom]

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint. it's delicious!"

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

 

[Hillbeans]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!

 

[UncleKyle]

Originally posted by Wonderlandmom
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

That's my favorite one!



"When you control the mail, you control information."

"It's a festuvus miracle!"

"That's John Voigt's car"

"I'm Art Vandelay, I'm an architect"

 

[IMGONNABE40!]

Not really a saying or a quote, but I was just talking about the BRO today.

I do find myself yelling "serenity now!" from time to time .