Favorite Movie Quotes

[scrappinMickey]

"..........our pets heads are falling off!" Dumb & Dumber


"III'mmmm the Leader, III'LLLLLL decide........" The Aristocats



"Don't you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?? ........Man, don't NOBODY understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!!" Rush Hour 2

 

[Virgo10]

Another one cause the movie was on today:

What a way to enter a war, unarmed and out of gas.

Tora, Tora, Tora!

Roberta

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

Has anyone else noticed that all the quotes from Tombstone are by Val Kilmer playing Doc Holliday??

Not surprising, some of my favorite quotes are from Star Wars (gee, who wouldn't have guessed from my DIS name )

"This is red five, I'm going in." -- Luke in A New Hope (a line that goes through my head whenever I'm driving through construction and jersey walls are up)

"I have a bad feeling about this." -- various characters

"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a committee!" -- Queen Amidala in Phantom Menace

"We don't have time to discuss this in committee!" "I am not a committee!" Han Solo and Princess Leia in ESB

"Do, or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda in ESB

"When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations." "Aggressive negotiations? What's that?" "Ah well it's negotiations with a lightsaber." -- Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones

"You know Peter. With great power. comes great responsibility." -- Ben Parker to Peter Parker, Spider-Man (one of my favorite quotes of all time and it originally came from a comic book)

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -- Westley from The Princess Bride

 

[bcvgal]

"It's in the hole It's in the hole"-Caddyshack

"Not a finger"-A Christmas Story

"The moon kills. Feeds off the earth" Meatballs

 

[BeautyLLM]

My newest favorite: Newly crowned King Aragorn to the hobbits "You need bow to no one" LOTR ROTK

"If you're not so good, then maybe I'm not so bad" Tony Manero to his brother, Father Frank, who just announced he is leaving the priesthood in Saturday Night Fever

"We didn't need dialog...we had faces" Norma Desmond, Sunset Blvd.

"OK, so she's a dog" Ghostbusters

"Tell him about the twinkie" Ghostbusters

"There's a doodie in the pool!" Caddyshack

 

[Shel]

Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen, the deepest circles of hell are reserved for betrayers & mutineers. - Captain Jack Sparrow, PoTC

You forgot one very important thing mate; I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. - PoTC

Do you have the courage & fortitude to stay true to orders and face danger, and almost certain death? - Captain Jack Sparrow, PoTC

Anyone see a pattern??? LOL

You're heading the right way for a smacked bottom. - Shrek

I had my mouth open & everything! - Donkey in Shrek

You're a monster! - Gingerbread man in Shrek

 

[hilside]

"It's only a flesh wound!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[lisajl]

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"Dorothy, who's Dorothy?"

BTW..love all the Capt. Jack quotes, too!

 

[edcrbnsoul]

Whats not to like about her she's rich, she's beautiful, she's got BIG ..................Tracks of land.

We have only one punishment for lighting the grail shaped beacon, you must give her a spanking, and when you are through spanking her you must spank me...and me.....and me....and me...yes you must give us all a good spanking, and after the spanking the _______! (those who know the movie can fill in the blank kids read this board)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

[Growin'upDisney]

5 minutes till Wapner - Ray in Rain Man
K-Mart sucks - Ray in Rain Man

It was a Cinderella Story... - Caddyshack

Let's go streaking... - Old School

Dead broad off the table - Shrek

Ferris Bueller you're my hero - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his a** in 2 weeks you would have a diamond. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

You want a gummi bear? The are warm, they'v been in my pocket. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

[stitchthealmighty]

Now I realize that some of these are lengthy and I/we may not always use them, but they are just a small sampling from some of my favorite movies.

American Pie
Jim: What exactly does third base feel like?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?

Austin Powers
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!

Guy in Bathroom (Tom Arnold): Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

Back To The Future
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 mile per hour, you're gonna see some serious s***."

The Blues Brothers
Lady at the door: Are you the police?
Elwood: No ma'am. We're musicians.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Cameron: (Singing) When Cameron was in Egypt's laaand.....Let my Cameron goooooo!

Ferris: It's not that I condone facism....or any "ism" for that matter. "Isms" in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an "ism", they should believe in themself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles...I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people!

Rooney: (Looking at the Cubs baseball game on TV) What's the score?
Pizza Guy: Nothin' nothin'.
Rooney: Who's winning?
Pizza Guy: The Bears.

Teacher: (taking attendance) Bueller?....... Bueller?.......Bueller?
Girl: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Full Metal Jacket
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your *** belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!

Drill Instructor: And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever.

The Godfather
Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Sonny: What the hell is this?
Tessio: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Ghostbusters
Venkman: Back off, Man. I'm a scientist.

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

Jerry Maguire
Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.

Men In Black
Agent J: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we're crusin' around in a Ford P.O.S

Top Gun
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick & Goose: The need for speed!

Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.