Favorite Movie Quotes

"Maybe it's who we include and not who we exclude in our lives". From Chocolat!

"You cheated!"......."Pirate". POTC
 
This is a good thread! DH and I quote movies all the time.

"YOU MUST CHILL!!!" Say Anything

"The tiny one can't take a hint" Austin Powers Goldmember

"Scotty's on fire!" Austin Powers Goldmember

"I guess I should have yelled two" Caddyshack

"Say hello to my little friend" Scarface

"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food" 16 Candles

"You are a boil on the butt of humanity" Steel Magnolias


Ann

:earsgirl:
 
"Don't never touch a black man's radio!"
from Rush Hour

Princess Leia-"I Love You". Han Solo-"I know."
from The Empire Strikes Back

 
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate." - Strother Martin and Paul Newman in COOL HAND LUKE
 

"If this is all you see, then you don't see me!" - Mel Gibson, THE MAN WITHOUT A FACE.
 
People...people....

The all-time best movie line ever...

"Clearly, you've never been to Singapore".
-Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC
 
The one line that I use all the time at my workplace is from Blazing Saddles. It's Mel Brooks as the Gov. He says
"We have to do something to keep our phoney baloney jobs"
 
"Do you think he's compensating for someting?" Shrek:teeth:
 
"Could you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention." The
Dude, in The Big Lebowski.

"Why do I always get the warped ones?" The Gov, in Blazing Saddles.


"It's good to be the king." King Louis XVI, in History of the World.

"Doing my Christmas shopping early. Martha Stewart recommends it." Vingh Rahmes, in Striptease.

"Here! Hit this! Knock her lights out!" Steel Magnolias

"I'm definately not wearing my underwear." Ray from Rain Man

I had better stop.

Oh yeah,
"Bark like a dog." Coming to America

Tracy
 
"I see you shiver with an......tis........a...................................pation" Rocky Horror

"Have fun storming the castle" Princess Bride

use these two alot!
 
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking!"...(airplane)

"will someone put a freak'n bell on him! (Dr. Evil)
 
from Animal House: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" and "Seven years of college down the drain."

From "Die Hard": "Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

From "Star Wars": "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

From "Dr. Strangelove" : "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

From "The Emperor's New Groove": "Excuse me. I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?"
 
"IIIIIIIII.....ain't got no body......" Young Frankentstein

"All articles that are excluded are deemed included." Phantom of the Paradise

(While this isn't a movie, I still love this show, so a few quotes are added):
RED DWARF QUOTES!!

Cat: MRRROOWW! The string is moving!!

Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.
Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.

Cat: What the hell happened to my teeth?!

Kryten: My goodness. I do believe I'm drunk. I suddenly feel the need... to strut my funky stuff.

Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.

Cat: I'm so gorgeous, that there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear whenever I am near.

Rimmer: Is that picture yours? It's rubbish.
Lister: It's a mirror.

Toaster: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?
 
"Not Lisnin, Not Lisnin" Gollum LOTR
Gollum: [singing] The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet. Our only wish,
[he whacks the fish on the rock]
Gollum: to catch a fish,
[another whack]
Gollum: so juicy sweet.
 
"When the goin' gets tuff---you gotta get mean, mad dog mean."
Clint Eastwood in Outlaw Josie Wales.

Darla
 
"Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die"- Old School

Best In Show:

"GO GET BUSY BEE"
"Don't look at those freaks & losers....LOOK AT ME"
"What are you a wizard or a genius or something....you stupid hotel manager"
"this is a fish"
"we both like soup..snow peas...talking or not talking...we could talk for hours & still find stuff to not talk about"
"that was her role, she was the there for the unconditional love....& it worked for our family until she committed suicide in '85"

OK, if you haven't seen Best in Show, go get it now...almost every line in the movie is classic
 
"Hey, lord of the flame.....your tail's on fire." Ice Age:p
 
"Jealousy does not show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are" - Summer Lovers

"If you can't say something nice about someone come sit next to me" - Steel Magnolias
 














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