"IIIIIIIII.....ain't got no body......" Young Frankentstein
"All articles that are excluded are deemed included." Phantom of the Paradise
(While this isn't a movie, I still love this show, so a few quotes are added):
RED DWARF QUOTES!!
Cat: MRRROOWW! The string is moving!!
Kryten: I suggest we go from blue alert to red alert, sir.
Cat: Forget the red. Let's go all the way up to brown alert.
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert, sir.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute. And don't say I didn't alert you.
Cat: What the hell happened to my teeth?!
Kryten: My goodness. I do believe I'm drunk. I suddenly feel the need... to strut my funky stuff.
Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.
Cat: I'm so gorgeous, that there's a six-month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear whenever I am near.
Rimmer: Is that picture yours? It's rubbish.
Lister: It's a mirror.
Toaster: The question is this: given that God is infinite and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?