Lets see, favorite quotes...
One of my absolute favorites is Megara from Hercules; "I am a damsel, (struggling) I am in distress. I can handle this! (politely) Have a nice day!"
Also love when we are dialing 911, only in ancient-Greek-style; "IXII! IXII!"
Also, check my siggy line below... the quote is from Pooh's Grand Adventure... my RPG group was going to have t-shirts made with this line... love it!
"It stands for 'sitter'. I was going to do 'Baby Sitter', but then I would have a big 'BS' accross my chest and we both know why I couldn't do that." Still haven't told my kids why I laugh at that.
"THE BABY WAS EXPLODING! You ever sit an exploding baby?"