Fat, Drunk and Stupid

[tlgoblue]

What the he**'re we supposed to do, you moron?

 

[Phrebert]

Toga, Toga TOGAAAAAAAAA!

 

[gallaj0]

Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

 

[JCJRSmith]

Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.

That was Eric Stratton, rush chairman, and he was damned glad to meet you.

 

[parrothead365]

No Prisoners!!!!

 

[raidermatt]

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

 

[luv2nascar]

I gave my love a cherry

 

[joshsmom]

Fawn? Fawn's . . . .dead. She was killed in a kiln accident.

And she just talked to me . . . she said she was making me a vase!

 

[Raysplus1]

They took the bar!

 

[raidermatt]

Mine's bigger.

 

[puggymom]

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal.

 

[Papa Deuce]

Is No Way to Go Through Life, Son

Funniest movie EVER. Bar none.

 

[Papa Deuce]

Try to hit through the ball.

Don't think of it as work.

 

[Papa Deuce]

You "f'd up. You trusted us.

 

[puggymom]

Face it, you threw up on Dean Wormer

 

[goofygirl]

"We're the only white people in here!"

 

[luv2nascar]

of course I'm talking about Delta you TWERP

 

[TDC Nala]

OTIS!!!! My MAN!!!!

 

[Loubon]

Neidermeyer.......DEADMAN!

 

[parrothead365]

Daddy... this is the boy that molested me.