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[waynesgirl]

That place is low class, I wouldn't believe anything I heard in there. If I'm looking for FP rumors at breakfast, only Waffle House will do. Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked.

Scattered, smothered, covered, DICED, and chunked- thank you very much. I mean, really? I bet you try to use a knife AND a fork at Waffle House, don't you? Too good for the ol' onions and whatnot?

I don't want your cookies. I bet they are shaped like poodles and sports cars. Too high falootin' for me...

 

[t_catt11]

That place is low class, I wouldn't believe anything I heard in there. If I'm looking for FP rumors at breakfast, only Waffle House will do. Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked.

Only a Kentucky fan would claim that Waffle House is high class.

My wife loves those scattered, smothered, chunked, etc, etc.... to the point where they bring out a plate that looks like half the kitchen has been scraped onto it. Bleh. I do like a Waffle House waffle, mind you... but I don't know about them being high class OR having good fastpass rumors...

 

[t_catt11]

You know, you guys and gals are missing a thread to end ALL FP threads concerning the ADR Cancellation Policy. It is insane- you have doctor references, retail references, Applebee's AND Outback references in the SAME posts. I swear, the FP is a thing of the past with this new thing popping up...

Oh, you didn't get invited? My bad... Nothing to see here. Move along.

See, I have stayed away from that one... it put off the drama llama vibe from the beginning.

Also, I didn't get an invite. **sniff** Who wants to go to that crappy 'ol' party, anyway?

 

[nytimez]

Everything I need to know about Waffle House, I learned from Jim Gaffigan.

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."

 

[Wadecool]

Everything I need to know about Waffle House, I learned from Jim Gaffigan.

"If you've never been to a Waffle House, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles."

Wow! Jim Gaffigan rocks! My favorite quote: "I've seen a gun five times in my life, 3 of those were at Waffle House."

 

[mattsdragon]

I consider myself to be a tolerant man, but I WILL NOT sir idly by while people bad mouth the Waffle House. Especially in a completely irreverant thread regarding the change to FP usage.

And as IHOP owns applebees, they are obviously free game.

On topic, nothing to report vis a vis (someone else used it, so I figured it was fair game)FP rumors from the local Target.

 

[mesaboy2]

Irreverent or irrelevant? Either applies.

 

[Oglet]

My fortune cookie said

"Those who use Fastpass late will get great reward"

 

[waynesgirl]

I consider myself to be a tolerant man, but I WILL NOT sir idly by while people bad mouth the Waffle House. Especially in a completely irreverant thread regarding the change to FP usage.

And as IHOP owns applebees, they are obviously free game.

On topic, nothing to report vis a vis (someone else used it, so I figured it was fair game)FP rumors from the local Target.

See, them's fightin' words. (That's my Marvel comics reference for the night- I, too, am a comic book girl geek from way back. The rare find.)

Target is my sore spot as recently my family had to conduct an intervention for me. They thought I was shopping for Oil of Olay and paperbacks and some really good, inexpensive shoes- I was really paying for late and never expiring FPs that the stocking clerk, who is also a part-time electronics consultant, said that he got from an IHOP employee that got them from a bartender that work off-site that told them I could use them at anytime.

It's been a painful time in my life. I'd appreciate you not talking about Target anymore. It hurts to much to be reminded of it.

 

[Sea Creature Turner]

Sorry to hear that, because with that razor sharp intellect you certainly deserve that e-cookie!

Puh-leeze! You flatter me! I'm quite certain that no one on this entire forum's as whip-smart as YOU, Wadecool. Of course, you do feature as your avatar the same graphic that I see the majority of the mouth breathing, inbred, banjo playin' halfwits that reside in my particular region of the country sporting on their t-shirts/hoodies/bumper stickers/baby bibs/caskets/biceps. Including my cursed in-laws. So, that does tend to give one pause.

Nevertheless, based upon your heretofore exceptionally witty repartee displayed in this hyah thread, well, I'm just a-gonna give yew the benefit of the gol' durned doubt!

 

[Wadecool]

Puh-leeze! You flatter me! I'm quite certain that no one on this entire forum's as whip-smart as YOU, Wadecool. Of course, you do feature as your avatar the same graphic that I see the majority of the mouth breathing, inbred, banjo playin' halfwits that reside in my particular region of the country sporting on their t-shirts/hoodies/bumper stickers/baby bibs/caskets/biceps. Including my cursed in-laws. So, that does tend to give one pause.

Nevertheless, based upon your heretofore exceptionally witty repartee displayed in this hyah thread, well, I'm just a-gonna give yew the benefit of the gol' durned doubt!

Wow. And here is yet another reason you deserve that e-cookie! Congratulations! With this post, you've earned yourself a bonus e-lollipop! No doubt you are a real joy to know in your particular region of the country.

 

[larryz]

We were dining at Applebees the other day...

Well, there's your problem, right there...

 

[PrincessTiffany]

Puh-leeze! You flatter me! I'm quite certain that no one on this entire forum's as whip-smart as YOU, Wadecool. Of course, you do feature as your avatar the same graphic that I see the majority of the mouth breathing, inbred, banjo playin' halfwits that reside in my particular region of the country sporting on their t-shirts/hoodies/bumper stickers/baby bibs/caskets/biceps. Including my cursed in-laws. So, that does tend to give one pause.

Nevertheless, based upon your heretofore exceptionally witty repartee displayed in this hyah thread, well, I'm just a-gonna give yew the benefit of the gol' durned doubt!

You have crossed a line here. This thread was light hearted and fun and you have ruined it with this ignorant, shameful and insulting post. I have reported you for a personal attack.

 

[Wadecool]

You have crossed a line here. This thread was light hearted and fun and you have ruined it with this ignorant, shameful and insulting post. I have reported you for a personal attack.

It's all good on my end Princess. Taking a look at the post count gives you the first clue as to what we're dealing with here. KWIM?

 

[nytimez]

Taking a look at the post count gives you the first clue as to what we're dealing with here. KWIM?

 

[t_catt11]

It's all good on my end Princess. Taking a look at the post count gives you the first clue as to what we're dealing with here. KWIM?

I, for one, KWYM.

For the record, Wade, your PM box is no longer functional - clean the darned thing out, already!

 

[t_catt11]

This completely "wrong" picture made me laugh loud enough to conern my kids.

Though I'm from Alabama, and I think that the first cousins of those pictured live in our school district...

 

[Wadecool]

That could also be a photo of a Waffle House customer.

 

[Wadecool]

I, for one, KWYM.

For the record, Wade, your PM box is no longer functional - clean the darned thing out, already!

PM box is cleaned out, fire away!

 

[t_catt11]

That could also be a photo of a Waffle House customer.

Now, c'mon. Waffle house is an ideal destination at, say, 3 AM when you've been out for hours and need some food.

Or if it's 4 AM and you're headed out to go fishing for the day.