princessmom29
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DEFINITELY not a show for children, but OMG is it funny! I don't find it offensive because obviously, Stewie is not being portrayed as an actual baby, or Brian as an actual dog.
(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

I really like Family Guy. My favorites are Stewie and Brian but don't care much for the other characters. Between the two of them, the humor is pretty sophisticated. After that, not so much.
I think my favorite episode was when Stewie was tanning and he got a mole and thought he had cancer.
Anyway, it took me a few episodes to realize that Stewie was not really a baby. FireDance was spot on with the description.
Ahhh, Stewie you make me laugh.
Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Lois: WHAT!
Stewie: ...Hi!
- My kids saw this on a commercial once and think its hillarious and to it to me all the time now.
DH and I watch it every now and then. That's how the kids also learned "What the deuce"![]()


Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
[Peter is receiving communion]
Peter Griffin: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes.
Peter Griffin: Wow, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?
[looking at whales]
Chris Griffin: Dad, what's the blowhole for?
Peter Griffin: I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
[on the phone]
Chris Griffin: So, what are you wearing?
[pause]
Chris Griffin: Wow. I bet you can see right through that.
Lois Griffin: Chris, who are you talking to?
Chris Griffin: Grandma.

Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Lois: WHAT!
Stewie: ...Hi!
- My kids saw this on a commercial once and think its hillarious and to it to me all the time now.
DH and I watch it every now and then. That's how the kids also learned "What the deuce"![]()
Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom!

Stewie: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom!
Lois: WHAT!
Stewie: ...Hi!
- My kids saw this on a commercial once and think its hillarious and to it to me all the time now.
DH and I watch it every now and then. That's how the kids also learned "What the deuce"![]()
I am going to faint, but I agree with you.
I love the show and often laugh my head off at some of the things they say and do.
