EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[Blueberry]

Ms. Wendy,

I do believe Lisa has just proven she needs the job of naming all of the models!

Yes we have a job opening in the Clone Model Department which would be perfect for he. She can write the catalog descriptions for each model..Are you interested Ms Lisa...

 

[Blueberry]

Here are a couple Clearance Models..slightly irregular that some of you wenches might be interested in...

This model is fully functional, however comes with a slightly irregular outfit and hat, which is removable by consumer.

This model has irregular hair, but is fully functional and comes with the optional tuxedo included at no extra charge.

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Ooh, oohh, another inspiration....I'm just full of it tonight.

How about setting up catalog parties. Hostesses can invite their friends and family over to see the catalog...samples will be available and specials offerred. I can see it now...

Just like Mary Kay....we would win wonderful prizes for being the top seller!

I can see Mr Depp likes the idea!

 

[bellarose23]

Dear Ms Lisa (AKA Bellarose),

Your order preference has been recieved and your clones are in production for Christmas morning delivery. All the accessories will be included with your clones as requested and you do qualify for our "FUN GROUP CLONE PROGRAM" which will be saving you quite a bit money in the long run.

You inquired about our Clone Quarterly Program, and you do qualify to participate if you so choose. When you do replace your clones you are not required to reorder the same models, just return the worn out models no matter what shape they are in for refurbishment. We are coming out with new and exciting models all the time so I suggest you stay on our catalog list for the newest product information.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Dear Ms. Wendy,

Thank you for your prompt customer service and package information. Please sign me up for the catalog list and the Clone Quarterly Program. I also appreciate the Fun Group Clone Program offer, this is good news. I promise to pay equal and often attention to all clones, and can't wait til XMAS!

As for the Clone Model Department position, I am honored by your offer and would consider it a great joy and privilage.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lisa

 

[Blueberry]

Ooh, oohh, another inspiration....I'm just full of it tonight.

How about setting up catalog parties. Hostesses can invite their friends and family over to see the catalog...samples will be available and specials offerred. I can see it now...

Just like Mary Kay....we would win wonderful prizes for being the top seller!

I can see Mr Depp likes the idea!

There is a job opening for you in that department if you would like it Ms Mary. We need you to be head of our Home Parties Division for both our Mr Depp and Orli models. Lots of work 24/7 for you.but you would be eligible once you start setting up home parties to recieve free Tester Models and other great prizes.....

For some reason my clone has wandered off this evening and is over there drinking with you..please send him home...

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

Thank you for your prompt customer service and package information. Please sign me up for the catalog list and the Clone Quarterly Program. I also appreciate the Fun Group Clone Program offer, this is good news. I promise to pay equal and often attention to all clones, and can't wait til XMAS!

As for the Clone Model Department position, I am honored by your offer and would consider it a great joy and privilage.

Sincerely,

Ms. Lisa

Dear Ms Lisa,

You are HIRED..when can you start...

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Wenches, I'm turning in for the night. You have provided lots of entertainment (yes, I am easily entertained) tonight.

I'll check back in tomorrow. G'night.

I'll leave you with one of my favorite pictures...

ETA: Ms. Wendy, your clone is on the way home. It's a good thing he had a tag on so I knew where to send him! Ummm, that's a very interesting place to put a tag....but then again, it is sure to be seen!

 

[Blueberry]

Our Company Directory...as it stands now

Wendy=Clone Ordering Operations

Tara=Public Relations

Madhatir=President of Taste Testing

Pickles=Head of Security Department

Mary (TxDisneyFan)=Head of Home Parties Division

Lisa (BellaRose)=Product Description Catalog Director

Melissa (M<3'sMickey)=Advertising Director

we are still accepting applications if you have a talent and want to join this fast growing company.

 

[Blueberry]

Wenches, I'm turning in for the night. You have provided lots of entertainment (yes, I am easily entertained) tonight.

I'll check back in tomorrow. G'night.

I'll leave you with one of my favorite pictures...

ETA: Ms. Wendy, your clone is on the way home. It's a good thing he had a tag on so I knew where to send him! Ummm, that's a very interesting place to put a tag....but then again, it is sure to be seen!

Good night, see you tomorrow

Thanks for returning him..I thought the tag a good idea as so many want to keep him if he ever got loose (which he does now and then).He is home safe now and waiting for me to get done working here on my clone sales tonight...

 

[Blueberry]

Here is a new TESTER MODEL that I am test driving this weekend....

So far this model is proving to be very promising.....

 

[bellarose23]

Dear Ms Lisa,

You are HIRED..when can you start...

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Immediately, of course!

I was sifting through production blueprints, and found a few new Orlando models that I don't believe we have seen...

The Lovelorn Landlubber #AWWW69

The Sexy Swashbuckler #WOAHMOMA0069

The Coy Cutie #MMMMM69

I too must be heading off to bed soon. It's shaping up to be a hectic weekend, but I will check in periodically for more product updates and drool sessions. Tomorrow night is my cousin's wedding, so I will raise a glass of RUM in one hand and a glass of WINE in the other to toast the DisWenches!

Goodnight and naughty dreams! I'm sneaking off with Model #OOOOHHLALA00069 The Ready Rebel.

 

[pickles]

Good night, see you tomorrow

Thanks for returning him..I thought the tag a good idea as so many want to keep him if he ever got loose (which he does now and then).He is home safe now and waiting for me to get done working here on my clone sales tonight...

I would recommend tattoo tags..then the clones can't remove them or even worse some pirate wench trying to steal our clones! Tattoo tags can help identify a lost or stolen clone.
I can see one of our clones looking for his tag now

 

[Blueberry]

Immediately, of course!

I was sifting through production blueprints, and found a few new Orlando models that I don't believe we have seen...

The Lovelorn Landlubber #AWWW69

The Sexy Swashbuckler #WOAHMOMA0069

The Coy Cutie #MMMMM69

I too must be heading off to bed soon. It's shaping up to be a hectic weekend, but I will check in periodically for more product updates and drool sessions. Tomorrow night is my cousin's wedding, so I will raise a glass of RUM in one hand and a glass of WINE in the other to toast the DisWenches!

Goodnight and naughty dreams! I'm sneaking off with Model #OOOOHHLALA00069 The Ready Rebel.

Good night now and excellent work for you first day (evening)..enjoy the wedding...

 

[Blueberry]

I would recommend tattoo tags..then the clones can't remove them or even worse some pirate wench trying to steal our clones! Tattoo tags can help identify a lost or stolen clone.
I can see one of our clones looking for his tag now

Good suggestion Pickles, as both Mr Depp and Mr Bloom like tatoos anyways..However can they be removed as some of the models will be traded in after a few months use under our new Quarterly Clone Program now...No, I have got it, the Tatoos can be altered, to the new owners ID..I am so brilliant I amaze myself....

 

[bellarose23]

Good night now and excellent work for you first day (evening)..enjoy the wedding...

Thanks! See ya tomorrow!
Mmmmm, open bar...

 

[M<3'sMickey]

How's this for an ad? Any suggestions for improvement?

 

[Blueberry]

How's this for an ad? Any suggestions for improvement?

WOW, WOW, WOW..that is fantastic Melissa..want a job as our Advertising Executive....

I love it and will have to hire many more people to keep this corporation running...

 

[M<3'sMickey]

WOW, WOW, WOW..that is fantastic Melissa..want a job as our Advertising Executive....

I love it and will have to hire many more people to keep this corporation running...

Hahaha! I without a doubt accept the position!

 

[Blueberry]

Hahaha! I without a doubt accept the position!

You are hired..I will be adding you to the previous Company Directory post...

 

[M<3'sMickey]

*woot woot!* Excellent! I'm off to watch F*R*I*E*N*D*S now! G'nite wenches!