EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Good Job! You might be able to be President some day........actually I mean of the US!

Well I'll be 35 in 5 years, but I can just imagine my opponent pulling out the transcripts from this thread.

 

[blondeheroine]

Dear Ms BlondeHeroine,

I am the one you need to discuss your Clone order with, sorry for any confusion in the ordering process, but we are experiencing heavier than normal ordering volume this week. We can produce that model for you and it will be ready for Christmas delivery. I do need a few more instructions from you concerning your order, such as if you are insterested in the Accessory Package or our Pre-programming option desired by some wenches.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I am delighted to know that my clone can be ready for Christmas delivery.

Is it possible to see a FULL list of the accessories available? I think that would be MOST helpful.

As for the pre-programming option, would it be possible to pre-program my clone to put the toilet seat down?

Thanks every so much,
Ms. Blondeheroine

 

[SoonerGirl]

Hey wenches. Here are a few pics for your viewing pleasure.

Enjoy!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Enjoy!

I love that pic.

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

Dear MrsTomMorrow

Your order has been recieved and your Clones are currently in Production. I want to inform you that since you are ordering two of the same Pirate, though differnt models that you qualify for our "Wrigley Spearmint Twins Package", this will save you quite a bit of money, plus with the Twins we throw in the Orli Accessory pack for each clone. Expect them to arrive Christmas moring under your tree, and thank you for shopping with us.

Sincerely,
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Sweet!!!

 

[maddhatir]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I am delighted to know that my clone can be ready for Christmas delivery.

Is it possible to see a FULL list of the accessories available? I think that would be MOST helpful.

As for the pre-programming option, would it be possible to pre-program my clone to put the toilet seat down?

Thanks every so much,
Ms. Blondeheroine

I, for one, think that the "frontal" jewelry should be an option!

 

[SoonerGirl]

I, for one, think that the "frontal" jewelry should be an option!

I think the "frontal" jewelry should come standard with every clone purchased

 

[got2travel]

I think the "frontal" jewelry should come standard with every clone purchased

I agree!!

 

[maddhatir]

OMG- I JUST got done all of my work(thats the good thing about working from home- you can sit at your desk anytime you want and work!)- that is why I couldnt really post any pics today- I have been a bit busy! Now DH is coming home.......

If I dont come back soon- Have a lovely evening wenches!

 

[Blueberry]

I, for one, think that the "frontal" jewelry should be an option!

I am forwarding your suggestion on "frontal jewelery" to my supervisors for future consideration....

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I am delighted to know that my clone can be ready for Christmas delivery.

Is it possible to see a FULL list of the accessories available? I think that would be MOST helpful.

As for the pre-programming option, would it be possible to pre-program my clone to put the toilet seat down?

Thanks every so much,
Ms. Blondeheroine

Dear Ms Blondeheroine,

We will ATTEMPT to pre-program your model to put the seat down. However, it is sad to say we are not having much luck with this programming in our Clones, they seem determined to leave it up and resist learning the new behavior.......

We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you in needing to continue this training on your own and we wish you luck, but they refuse to learn...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

poor poor Will. if only i were home and had my stash of photos i'd post some. alas, we are neglecting him again. if this continues to happen, i will just take him for myself!


i don't want a clone......i want the real thing, thank you. didn't you see Santa Clause 2?? don't you KNOW what's going to happen! Captain Jack Sparrow is going to start eating wax fruit. (you'll only get this if you've seen SC2 lol)

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

poor poor Will. if only i were home and had my stash of photos i'd post some. alas, we are neglecting him again. if this continues to happen, i will just take him for myself!

No, no....I already got in trouble for not sharing! I will see if I have any new pics....


Maybe not new , but I have so many it's hard to keep track!!!

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

No, no....I already got in trouble for not sharing! I will see if I have any new pics....


Maybe not new , but I have so many it's hard to keep track!!!

ok much better! lol hey.....you can never have enough Orli pix!! i needed some cheering up tonight, this helped a bit!

who yelled at you for not sharing?? ok well.....i'll share with you then. unless someone else speaks up and wants a piece as well.

 

[M<3'sMickey]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I hope it is not to late to place my order. I would like one of these:

one of these:

one of these:

AAAAAnd one of these:

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Thank you in advance for your help. I look forward to receiving my order (teehee!)

Sincerely,
Melissa

 

[blondeheroine]

Dear Ms Blondeheroine,

We will ATTEMPT to pre-program your model to put the seat down. However, it is sad to say we are not having much luck with this programming in our Clones, they seem determined to leave it up and resist learning the new behavior.......

We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you in needing to continue this training on your own and we wish you luck, but they refuse to learn...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations

Ah. That will be okay. I'm sure I will still enjoy my clone's many other attributes.

I would like to add the "guitar playing option." If I think of any other options, I will notify you immediately.

Thank you,
Blondeheroine

 

[blondeheroine]

For those who haven't seen it yet, the Johnny Cash video is now on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miI5Jq8wQ4&eurl=

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I was perusing my order when an inspiration hit and I just had to share it with you.

I wonder if we can get our different models on auto-delivery. Customers pick our their favorite 4 models and they are automatically delivered every three months. I would think this would be a popular option for those who are very HARD on them and wear them out quickly...heavy usage does take its toll.

For those EXTREME users, a 12-month auto-delivery program might be the way to go!

As you can see in the enclosed photo, this one has been WELL USED!

I hope my suggestions have been helpful.

Sincerely,


Mary (EXTREME User)

 

[TxDisneyFan]

In keeping with the "theme of the day" I believe the photo below has never been posted on this thread.
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Ready?

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Are you sure? Ok, you asked for it!

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Eewww! No one would buy it!

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I hope it is not to late to place my order. I would like one of these:

one of these:

one of these:

AAAAAnd one of these:

.

Thank you in advance for your help. I look forward to receiving my order (teehee!)

Sincerely,
Melissa

Dear Ms Melissa,

It is never too late to order clones, and you qualify for our "Group Purchase Plan" and shall recieve a discount on your clones along with the Accessory Group for each clone at no charge. I do hope you live in a large home or are considering on building extra rooms to accomodate all these new men in your house. Clones take up a lot of room and will monopolize a lot of your time so consider quitting your job or school to care for them....

Sincerely
Ms Wendy
Clone Ordering Operations