EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[maddhatir]

Ok call me crazy, but does that thing he is holding look like a bong????

You know I have seen this pic in the past- there was another one right after this one where it looks like it is a drink- there is something bright green in it and there was a girl in the other pic and she had almost the same thing in her hand. Never saw a bong with fluorescent green water in it!- but hey when you have that much money - I guess you can use anything- I will try and find the other pic!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Ok call me crazy, but does that thing he is holding look like a bong????

A WHAT? I'm sure I don't know what you are referring to.

 

[maddhatir]

found it......hmmmm??

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

And big feet too......that helps explain the need for a patch on those jeans....

I told you guys, the patches in the jeans are ALL ME!!!! Sorry, I'm a ripper . Sometimes a wench just can't wait, you know?

 

[maddhatir]

A WHAT? I'm sure I don't know what you are referring to.

I am surprised rhiannon's post didnt end up looking like this:

Ok call me crazy, but does that thing he is holding look like a ****????


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[maddhatir]

I told you guys, the patches in the jeans are ALL ME!!!! Sorry, I'm a ripper . Sometimes a wench just can't wait, you know?

Well with all the holes in his knees- I think the girl with the knee fetish has been getting to him too!

 

[MrsTomMorrow]

Ms. Wendy,

I would like to order the two following clone models:

I eagerly await my order!!!

Sincerly,
Mrs. Tom Morrow

 

[SoonerGirl]

Ok.....I'm baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk.....

Here are a couple I do not think we have seen yet..

Oh, look - Mr. Depp is daydreaming about us again!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Well with all the holes in his knees- I think the girl with the knee fetish has been getting to him too!

Just for the record, she did that AFTER I was done with him.

 

[TxDisneyFan]

Ohh Tara, what have you been up to? The poor man looks like he barely escaped! He's telling everyone what happened to his jeans!

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

Ohh Tara, what have you been up to? The poor man looks like he barely escaped! He's telling everyone what happened to his jeans!

Well I wasn't aiming for his knees.....but I'm kind of short so i just grabbed what I could.

 

[maddhatir]

Ohh Tara, what have you been up to? The poor man looks like he barely escaped! He's telling everyone what happened to his jeans!

That doesnt look like Tara's "handy" work! The "frontal view" is still intact! But he does look a bit distraught!!!

 

[blondeheroine]

Ehm.

I would like to order a clone as well. Here is the particular model I'm looking for:

Who do I need to discuss this with?

 

[SoonerGirl]

Dear Ms. Wendy,

I know I'm newbie, but I would love to place an order for this clone! Could I pretty, pretty please?

Gotta love that smile!


ETA: Yeah I figured out how to post a pic!! Now I just need to learn how to resize them!

 

[rhiannonwales]

Ok now that i can see the color of the liquid in it i will admit it is most likely a drink. But in the first one, i couldnt see that and was just guessing by the shape of the item.

 

[SoonerGirl]

Ooooooo, Ooooooo, Oooooooo
Ms Wendy,

I hate to be a pest, but I've reconsidered my clone request and would like to put in an order for this one.....

I don't know, I may have to splurge and buy two! What's a girl to do? Decisions, decisions!

 

[Blueberry]

Blueberry I didn't realize you were in KY....that's where I am too. Where in KY are you?

Near Ft Knox.....

Where are you located???

 

[Blueberry]

Thank You, if only a big wave would have come and drenched him....his shirt would be even more see-thru.....cling in all the right places...he would probably want to take it off...then he'd have to get a towel and wipe himself starting with his neck and working his way.......Ok I was drifting off a bit there, but I'm back now...

I can see you and your clone are going to have a lot of fun..and he will be very very clean...

 

[Blueberry]

Thank you for such wonderful customer service Ms Wendy. I do have a coulple of questions about your clones, do they speak, are they fully articulate, um, and do they do housework? Also will there be a clothing line made available?

Dear Ms SnowWhite33,

Yes our Clones are full operational, they speak, eat and if trained right "might" take out the garbage. It is up to you though how you train them and what they will do... Yes we have an Accessory Line that includes fun accessories they can wear, and clothing items of your choice at a slightly higher cost of course.

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[THESCHULTZFIVE]

I can see you and your clone are going to have a lot of fun..and he will be very very clean...