EYE CANDY!! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW and WILL...come share your pics Part 2

[got2travel]

Nice choice, does he come with the coffee too? Or is that rum

That's my end of the work day RUM. Isn't he sweet to bring it with him when he picks me up from work?

 

[pickles]

Wenches

Mr Depp is out getting us all flowers. Looks like he's planning on cooking us dinner too with all those groceries.....and that's his assistant there behind him right...I mean 'she who must not be named' better not be hanging around

He is so good at disguising himself and in plain sight. Can you imagine you go shopping one day, then come home turn on the news and see you were standing right next to Johnny in the flower aisle and never even realized? Wouldn't you just shoot yourself?

So, I can see it happened to one of us already...which diswench was wearing the stripped pants that day and didn't realize that was Johnny?

 

[got2travel]

My Mr Depp, what big hands you have

And big feet too......that helps explain the need for a patch on those jeans....

 

[maddhatir]

Setting: Living room, Christmas Eve. Christmas tree is lit and packages under the tree.

Woman wakes up and sits up in bed, hears a noise downstairs. Gets up to investigate. She creeps down stairs and slowly peeks around the corner into the living room. Camera zooms in on her face. The eyes widen, mouth drops open....there standing across the room is a stranger, a man with his back to her. Beautiful shaggy brown hair, white t-shirt and jeans.

She makes a noise in her throat and the stranger turns. Its Johnny Depp. She's transfixed, can't move. Johnny slowly walks over to her. He leans near, whispers in her ear, "Santa put you and all the DIS wenches on his NAUGHTY list. Fortunately for me, I know where he keeps that list."
He smiles (the same smile he uses when Elizabeth is putting his effects back on). They walk upstairs.

Fade to black.....

Bravo! applause- applause! Brilliant!

 

[got2travel]

He is so good at disguising himself and in plain sight. Can you imagine you go shopping one day, then come home turn on the news and see you were standing right next to Johnny in the flower aisle and never even realized? Wouldn't you just shoot yourself?

If I make it to Paris next year, I will be staring so hard at every shaggy dark haired guy, just in case it's him.

 

[got2travel]

A few long coat pics

I know, regular trench coats don't really count, but how about velvet?

 

[maddhatir]

Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that. Maybe he was unavailable at the time or something.

Good excuse Tara- I think there is a PR position in the Clone business about to open up!

 

[maddhatir]

In searching for new photos today, I found my clone....this is the Mr Depp I want please.

Oh good you found your pic! I see you asked a few pages back and I went searching but I have been so busy with work today I couldnt continue!

 

[maddhatir]

He is so good at disguising himself and in plain sight. Can you imagine you go shopping one day, then come home turn on the news and see you were standing right next to Johnny in the flower aisle and never even realized? Wouldn't you just shoot yourself?

So, I can see it happened to one of us already...which diswench was wearing the stripped pants that day and didn't realize that was Johnny?

I will have to say most definately not me-- wouldnt be caught dead in those pants!...or the sneakers

anyway- Mr Depp would have his arm around me if we were caught in public!

 

[disney4me4ever]

Hmmmmmm.....cannot comment on this one...
What do you all think....

It's Mr. Depp with a nice package for the wenches!

 

[Blueberry]

Ok.....I'm baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk.....

Here are a couple I do not think we have seen yet..

 

[Blueberry]

This is for Tara who loves him in this shirt and jeans...

However I prefer this Mr Depp...

And Mr Depp has a wink for all the wenches here i can see...

 

[Blueberry]

Good excuse Tara- I think there is a PR position in the Clone business about to open up!

yes I am so busy taking the orders and keeping up changes I could use a good PR person Tara..you interested....

We do get the employee discount and of course, get to "sample" the new models before they are put on the market....

 

[maddhatir]

Ok.....I'm baaaaaaacccckkkkkkkk.....

YES!....YES! ...oh YES!

 

[got2travel]

Not sure I care for the buzzed look

But I always love to see him rockin'

 

[maddhatir]

yes I am so busy taking the orders and keeping up changes I could use a good PR person Tara..you interested....

We do get the employee discount and of course, get to "sample" the new models before they are put on the market....

Hey I wanna apply for the job of President of "taste testing"

Wendy - I like your little Gobble Pizza not Turkey in your siggy and all the poor little turkeys of the world thank you! I wouldnt mind Pizza being the official meal of Thanksgiving, Xmas, Easter.......Columbus Day.....did I mention that I am a PIZZA FA--REEEEEK

 

[Blueberry]

Dear Ms Wendy;

I am very sorry for the change in my order. Thank you very much for your cooperation in this matter. I will have NO PROBLEM keeping this model "maintained" as I work from home and can take many breaks to upkeep Mr Depp.

I look forward to hearing from you regarding the status of my order.

Cordially,
Ms. Maddhatir..........

Dear Ms. Maddhatir,

We here aim to please, or rather our "Mr Depp Clones" aim to please and keep our customers satisfied..... If we can assist you further please let us know, and I would like to make you aware of a few Clearance Models we have in stock at a substantial discount who are ready to ship.....

These models are fully functional but have slightly IRREGULAR HAIR....

Your order will be shipped and delivered so you may take OWNERSHIP under the tree on Christmas Morning...or any location of your choice...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[DisneyGirlie]

sorry if its already been posted, but I'm not gonna look at over 400 pages.

and my friend made this:

 

[Blueberry]

Sorry i wasnt around last night, but like Lil Irish Chick said, it was Smallville/Supernatural night at our house.

Mad, that is the grossest insect i have ever seen - and i lived in Florida for a while with flying roaches, giant spiders and scorpions!

If i could get my clone for Christmas than i would happily ask for nothing else ..... well maybe some toys for my clone to play with

Whats the theme for today ladies??

Dear Ms Rhiannonwales,

Your clone is in PRODUCTION and will be under your tree on Christmas Morning..no worries....



Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

 

[maddhatir]

Dear Ms. Maddhatir,

We here aim to please, or rather our "Mr Depp Clones" aim to please and keep our customers satisfied..... If we can assist you further please let us know, and I would like to make you aware of a few Clearance Models we have in stock at a substantial discount who are ready to ship.....

These models are fully functional but have slightly IRREGULAR HAIR....

Your order will be shipped and delivered so you may take OWNERSHIP under the tree on Christmas Morning...or any location of your choice...

Sincerely,

Ms Wendy
Clone Order Operations

OMG!!!!!!! The hair!!!
L- WAY- OL!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!