Expressions For Women On High Stress Days

[catsrule]

>>>1. You - Off my planet.
>>>
>>>2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
>>>
>>>3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
>>>
>>>4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>>>
>>>5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be.....?
>>>
>>>6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
>>>
>>>7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
>>>
>>>8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>>>
>>>9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>>>
>>>10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
>>>
>>>11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>>>
>>>12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't
>>>sleeping.
>>>
>>>13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
>>>
>>>14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>>>
>>>15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
>>>
>>>16. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.
>>>
>>>17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
>>>
>>>18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>>>
>>>19. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my job is done here.
>>>
>>>20. Earth is full. Go home.
>>>
>>>21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
>>>
>>>22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>>>
>>>23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
>>>
>>>
>>>BY ALL MEANS, SHARE WITH OTHER WOMEN IN STRESSFUL POSITIONS

 

[minniepumpernickel]

Excellent!

 

[nativetxn]

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup

I've had <b>so</b> many days like that

 

[olena]

LOL!!!

 

[KittieKat]

haha...lol. Earth is full...go home.

 

[helenabear]

LOL

 

[linny172]

 

[Saffron]

I feel like using a couple of these right now!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

 

[EROS]

It's a good thing that this thread was initiated by a WOMAN; if one of the Male CBers had posted it, there would be HELL to pay ..........

 

[Kitty 34]

You're right, there, Eros!!!!


LOL Catsrule!!!!

 

[catsrule]

It's a good thing that this thread was initiated by a WOMAN

that's not what Shep says i am....

 

[kejoda]

These are great Mary Jo!!!!!!!

 

[nsyncraider17]

Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

I think i've actually used that one before! lol!