Well, Im standing here in the middle of the parlor room of our gorgeous suite just looking around. I ran into the Resort Manger today and she asked me if we had a final headcount for our desired Jacuzzi yet. I told her that we are wild and crazy EWP fans and we thought that bigger was definitely better. I told her that our Jacuzzi must comfortably seat at least 50 EWP lovers. Her eyes grew real big and she told me that the largest Jacuzzi that Disney currently has installed at a resort only seats about 20 people, but since our wish is her command, she will begin working immediately with the Disney Imagineers on getting our wish fulfilled. Gosh, how I love it here at this resort. Such service, and with such a gorgeous smile, too.
For those of you new to our EWP Suite, welcome! As you can see, a parlor room is the sitting area of the suite. It contains our incredible entertainment center with large screen HDTV, a surround sound stereo system, a DVD system, a 100-CD Wurlitzer jukebox (thanks, IASW Rider, for having Disney install something so classy as that jukebox into our suite), a couple 1.8 GHz Pentium 4 PCs, a couple Apple Power Mac G4 computers (I need a decent machine to create my streaming video upon so that I may post video footage of our antics for our relatives and friends to view), and high-speed Internet access. Yahoo! We can surf the net and the Dis at lightening speed; no more dial-up lines for our gang, only the best will do (you can thank me for talking Disney into upgrading our suite to contain such state-of-the art equipment for our stay). Oh, dont you just love it here? I must admit that this is my favorite suite on WDW property. I think I may never go home. Well just have to see about extending our stay beyond 12 months.
Now for some important things
I think its time to put up the final HAPPY BIRTHDAY decorations for SlightlyGoofys birthday tomorrow (Wednesday, July 25th). I took a photo of Private Dining Cast Member Don Juan and had it blown up into a life-size likeness of him. I actually had WDW Photographic Services create a cardboard mockup of Don. I think SlightlyGoofy will really get a kick out of that. And since we learned that Don waves a killer fan, I had him dress appropriately for his photo shoot, if you know what I mean (hee hee).
I hope you all have been enjoying your Guest Of Honor badges this week. It took a little arm-twisting on my part to get the Magic Kingdom Cast Member to put EWP Groupie on them (Disney does have rules about what may and may not go on a Guest Of Honor badge). I think they look lovely, dont you?
Amzey, Im glad your birthday isnt until August 20th. That should give me some time to figure out how to decorate the suite for someone as sweet as you. Do you have a particular color scheme that you would like your decorations in? Let me know.
Angelina, I bet your Spectromagic video is priceless. I dont believe that I have ever videotaped it, therefore I am looking forward to (hopefully) doing so on my next trip over to the Magic Kingdom. I just love the music.
SlightlyGoofy, I absolutely LOVE having our very own private elevator. It makes me feel like a rock star every time I take it (well, it makes me feel that way when I have my sunglasses on, that is). And our very own pool and exercise room was a wonderful gesture on the concierges part. How special.
Bashful64, it took me a day or two to recover from all that dancing, too. But the exercise did my heart good. Or maybe dancing with Private Dining Cast Member Don Juan did my heart good (I dont think it did much for my marriage, however).
Jstme, I hope your twins had a lovely birthday. I wish I would have known I could have had a life-sized cardboard mockup done of Brittany Spears for our suite. Or I could have asked Brittany to come over and sing Happy Birthday to them. I heard she was in the area and I bet one of our resorts concierge Cast Members could have pulled that off for us (they are so good at making the impossible seem possible).
IASW Rider, oh, I absolutely LOVE the name of our new concierge Cast Member Kas A. Nova. Oh, my, does Disney know exactly how to fill our needs or what?! Ill say it again, we have just GOT to extend our stay beyond 12 months. And thank you for being our resident EWP expert. I love all the little facts that you know. Thanks for sharing them. I have so much to learn. I cannot wait to check out the new feline suite. What a wonderful addition to our resort. I always thought that the pet kennel over there at the Ticket and Transportation Center looked a little small. I dont have any pets but I do adore animals.
Tiggersmom, welcome to your new suite! Please get your resort room key from Jstme, our other new roommate. SlightlyGoofy has set it up so that you may charge whatever your heart desires to your room key. Our growing stock portfolio is doing quite well and should cover this years vacation expenses. If you have any stock tips, just let us know. Oh, I just LOVE your idea of having a canal dug between the BoardWalk and our resort. Did you know that Bashful64 led a wild prior life up there in British Columbia? Yes, she did. She ran with a dangerous crowd and is rumored to have never encountered a vehicle that she could not start. I think you and she need to hook up and work on that little key problem, if you catch my drift. By the way, I see that Bashful64s birthday is on August 16th. Well have to start planning a little soirée for her upcoming birthday. Maybe we can get some of her old crowd to fly down for a little visit to help us out with that wonderful canal idea of yours, what do you think?
Helenabear, I hope your father can come over to the EWP Suite for a little belated birthday party. Im sure we can have our Private Dining Cast Member Don Juan and our new concierge Cast Member Kas A. Nova whip up a little surprise for him. And I just love your caftan. You look so elegant and comfortable in it. By the way, congratulations on your recent nuptials. I hope youre enjoying being a newlywed!
WebmasterCathyCanada, I was wondering where you were lately. I was beginning to wonder whether or not you had run off and eloped with Private Dining Cast Member Don Juan as I havent seen him lately either. You didnt hijack him by any chance, did you? I am so in need of some ice-cold lemonade and I wanted him to bring it on up to our room (I just cant get enough of his gorgeous smile). On second thought, I would love to try that watermelon drink that you spoke of. I bet its scrumptious. I think I should top it off with some champagne. I cannot turn down a glass of good champagne. Oh, Im getting thirsty just thinking about it.
Rafiki Rafiki Rafiki, welcome to your new suite! Please get your resort room key from Jstme or Tiggersmom, our other new roommates. I myself do not cook but I love to eat. I cannot wait to try your tempting dessert. I bet its out of this world. And I would love to hear all about the Osborne Lights because I have not experienced them yet. I have so much to learn.
I should introduce myself to my new roommates. I work in the high-tech industry and love it. Well, I dont love the layoffs that go along with working in the high-tech industry, but I do love just about everything else. I especially love the fact that just about all of my fellow co-workers are just that fellows. Of course it drives my husband crazy that Im around nothing but men all the time, but he knew that when he met me in college all those years ago, so I do not allow his jealousy to ruin things for me too much (luckily for me, hes a pretty good guy). I have a young daughter (lower single digits) and a teenage son. My son is an angel and my daughter is the devil (okay, shes a cross between a young Madonna and Brittany Spears). I have my work cut out for me with her. I am already living in fear of her teenage years. Of course by then I will send her to live with Aunty SlightlyGoofy. I am sure that she will straighten her butt out for me (hee hee). I will be so lonely, however, when my son moves on to college in the next few years. Hes been my best friend forever. What a good guy he is. As you can tell, Im very proud of both of my children. My life revolves around them and would be nothing without them. My other passion you folks already know about Walt Disney World. I dont know which passion is more expensive, though, my children or Walt Disney World. Right now I think its a toss-up.
We have a very important birthday celebration coming up in September. That is when Walt Disneys hometown, Marceline, Missouri, will be celebrating his birth. Heres the link to his hometown celebration webpage:
http://www.wd100birthday.com/.
Im heading out to the balcony right now to enjoy the warm night air. Sleep tight, my friends.
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