They gave us a nice long lunch break before the afternoon session of
D23s Epcot 30th Anniversary Celebration. They always clear the room, though, which means that if you want your fabulous seat back, you pretty much have to exit the presentation and get right back in line. (At the last two Destination D events I attended, people were actually leaving before the session ended to get in line for the next one, which to me kinda defeats the purpose of even going to the session). My rowmates and I agreed to take turns waiting in the line to get back in so we could each have a chance to get lunch.
My first task was to dash down to Mouse Gear to get some of the semi-limited edition Epcot 30th merchandise for Patrick and my DIS pal PryncessChrysty.
There was so much stuff and no line that in my excitement I went a little nuts buying anniversary and passholder-exclusive pins with this idea that we could sell them on eBay. Buyers remorse hit the instant I left the store, as I started thinking about what a hassle it is to sell stuff on eBay, so I returned everything but these:
I didnt want to be the guy keeping my rowmates from leaving the line to get lunch so I just grabbed whatever was close on my way back. This meant eating (hot) fisherman's pie, (hot) filet with truffle butter and (hot) Canadian Cheddar Cheese Soup standing in the blazing sun in 90-degree heat with 96% humidity (did I mention my hair looked like a Foxy Cleopatra wig?).
Canadas nearly unphotographable Mushroom Filet, Irelands Fishermans Pie and Canadas Cheddar Cheese Soup
I know I say this every time, but if theyre gonna hold Food & Wine during Orlandos scorching September and October, why dont the chefs put any refreshing, summery kinds of food on the booths menus? Its all molten-cheese-this and seared-beef-that, except for Japans sushi.
After about an hour cooking in the sun, we were allowed behind the big gate to wait in World Showplaces shady-ish courtyard til the doors opened. Heres hoping next time they bring in tents and/or misters or something to make that wait more bearable. Heck, they could just switchback the line under the existing tent at the entrance.
Imagineering Epcot: An Extra Perceptive Close-Up of Things
D23 wisely scheduled the comedy trio of Imagineers Jason Surrell, Jason Grandt and Alex Wright as the first session after lunch to keep us all awake. Their act was the breakout hit of last years Destination D at Walt Disney World, and this year they were charged with recapturing the magic of that freewheeling presentation.
The Handsome One, The Silver Fox & The Bald One, according to Surrell...
Looks like some of us didnt use lunchtime for a bathroom break...
Looks like you two didnt use lunchtime for a bathroom break...
Later, my friend Trish said she didn't like that they covered a lot of the same ground as at last years Destination D and thought the gags werent as funny. Considering they aren't professional entertainers, I thought they did pretty well, but it was tempting to hope for a repeat. Surrell has the heart of a standup, tossing out one-liners until something sticks (who knew it would be the running gag about Communism?), while Wright plays straight man and Grandt gets laughs out of deflecting Surrells teasing. Think of them as The Mouse Pack...
First we were treated to shots of our hosts as young Disney fans.
Only Jason Surrell is allowed to make up a funny caption for this photo
We learned that engineers originally told WDI it would be impossible to build Spaceship Earth as a complete sphere and that only up to 75% of it could be achieved. So John Hench devised a way to build that 75% on a platform with the other 25% suspended below it and eventually won an engineering award for the idea!
When talk turned to the Land Pavilion, fans of Grandts
Twitter feed leaned forward in anticipation of one of his favorite subjects...
Wall Carpet!
You just dont see wall carpet like that anymore... or wall carpet, period. Bring back wall carpet!
Another of Grandts obsessions is the shape of the risers on these stairs leading to the Peoplemover, which were worked into this mural at Innoventions.
After Grandt mentioned the often overlooked beauty of this alternative approach to the Mexico Pavilion, Id wager every person in the audience used the side entrance on their next visit.
Norways Stave Church, home to 100% not-formerly-human mannequins, on account of the display glass not being zombie-proof. Grandt also suggested we take a walk down its easy-to-miss side passageways.
...If you can fit!
The Friendliest Building in Epcot, where two storefronts share one door
Q: What makes the China Pavilion unique?
A: Communism!
(I guess you had to be there...)