Dumb joke thread

[pammypooh]

A man's car breaks down in front of a monastary. He goes in and the brothers invite him to join them in their dinner of fish and chips. The man can't believe how good the food is and asks if he could get the recipe. He is escorted into the kitchen where he finds two men. He introduces himself, then the first one says, "I am the fish Friar". The man chuckles a bit, then turns to the second cook who responds, "Yes...I am the chip Monk."

 

[shrubber]

The Dali Lamma walks up to a hotdog vendor and says " Make me one with everything"

 

[nativetxn]

Okay, Shrubber, you're going to have to explain that one to me

I have a friend who cannot tell this joke without breaking up. I think it's the dumbest joke I've ever heard.

In ancient Greece, Euripides tore his toga. He goes to the local tailor, Euminides to have it mended.

Euripides walks into the shop and says "Euminides?" (You menda these?) and Euminides replies, "Euripides?" (You ripa these?)

I told you it was dumb.

 

[leahannpen]

How do you make a kleenex dance?
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Put a little "boogie" in it!

 

[shrubber]

Okay, Shrubber, you're going to have to explain that one to me

The Dali Lamma is a buddhist monk. The highest form of buddhism is to achieve enlightinment, so he says to the hotdog guy.......oh never mind

grumbles
kicks can
wanders off

 

[locomania]

God says to Noah, "I want you to build me another ark".

"Ok", says Noah, "what do you want this time?"

"I want it ten stories high and I want you to fill it with carp."

"Carp?" says Noah. "No lions, tigers, elephants etc?"

"Nope, just carp."

"So let me get this straight," says Noah, "What you want is a multi-story carp ark."

 

[leahannpen]

OH!!! Mean Laureen!!! I can't believe you posted that! I didn't even look since no one I know has ever heard that before...I see now, I should have looked first.

That's my all time favorite joke!!

 

[Parkhopper]

The Dali Lamma walks up to a hotdog vendor and says " Make me one with everything"

Don't worry shrubber.... I got it (and laughed!)

Suzi

 

[DisMN]

God says to Noah, "I want you to build me another ark".

"Ok", says Noah, "what do you want this time?"

"I want it ten stories high and I want you to fill it with carp."

"Carp?" says Noah. "No lions, tigers, elephants etc?"

"Nope, just carp."

"So let me get this straight," says Noah, "What you want is a multi-story carp ark."

 

[Scullyrules1013]

The Dali Lamma walks up to a hotdog vendor and says " Make me one with everything"

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens?
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They kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach"!

 

[TiggerPiglet]

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

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Snowballs

 

[LadyBears]

"So let me get this straight," says Noah, "What you want is a multi-story carp ark."

I don't get it?

 

[dcentity2000]

Two men walk down a road. One was a musician and the other had no money either.



Rich::

 

[FreshTressa]

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea

Soup?

.........anyone Can Roast Beef.

 

[Cyndiu]

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says
"Daaaaaaaaam!".

 

[Scullyrules1013]

How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?


Eclipse it.

 

[Angelrose]

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was stapled to the chicken.

 

[Charade]

I don't get it?

multi-story car park (garage).

 

[LadyBears]

multi-story car park (garage).

Thanks - I have never heard of a "car park" before - I have only known them to be parking garages. Now that I know what a car park is, the joke makes sense.

 

[Liz]

What do you do when you feel like you're gonna die?


Go in the living room and eat life savers!