dumb/gross/silly childhood songs

[Tiggeroo]

What ones can you remember? I'll start
Great big gobbs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up pigeon feet................that's what I had for lunch.

 

[damo]

My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes. My mother punched your mother right in the nose. What colour was the blood?

 

[luvmydogs]

Well I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole,
And the little skunk said "Well, bless my soul! Take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out! Remove it!"

Well, I didn't take it out and the little skunk said, "If you don't take it out, you will wish you were dead! Take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out! Remove it!"

(Make a skunk-spraying noise) Pssssssssssssst....

(Hold nose) I removed it......TOO LATE!!!

 

[pw2pp]

"Mamma Mia...... Poppa Pia...... Daddy's got the Diarrhea"

 

[msmouse]

I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE . . . . . .

 

[hppy2bhome]

Ours went like this

Great big gobs of slimy juicy gopher guts mutilated money meat ity bity dirty birdie feet french fried eye balls swinging in a pool of blood. Gee I forgot my straw.... SLURP!!

 

[monarchsfan16]

Originally posted by luvmydogs
Well I stuck my head in a little skunk's hole,
And the little skunk said "Well, bless my soul! Take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out! Remove it!"

Well, I didn't take it out and the little skunk said, "If you don't take it out, you will wish you were dead! Take it out, take it out, take it out, take it out! Remove it!"

(Make a skunk-spraying noise) Pssssssssssssst....

(Hold nose) I removed it......TOO LATE!!!

That was a big one at girl scout camp

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Tiggeroo
mutilated monkey meat,

Monkeyboy, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

"Ring Around the Rosie" is pretty gross when you think about what it really means!

 

[KimR]

Originally posted by WDW Poly Princess
"Ring Around the Rosie" is pretty gross when you think about what it really means!

what does it really mean?

 

[SyracuseWolvrine]

I'm taking home a baby bumble bee, won't my mommy be so proud of me ...

 

[Pembo]

*****

 

[liznboys]

There was this poem we used to say, I don't know if it was made up by someone or if it was written by an actual poet (Shel Silverstein comes to mind...maybe?) Anyway, the part I remember right now goes:


...the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout. A big green worm with googly eyes, crawls in your stomach and out your eyes. Your stomach turns a slimey green, and puss pours out like whipped cream. You spread it on a slice of bread, and that's what you eat when you are dead.


LOL! yummy!

Hey yeah, I'd also like to know what ring around the rosie really means???

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Originally posted by KimR
what does it really mean?

It's about the black death. I don't remember the details, but people would get red rings on their skin, and they carried pockets of flowers to mask their odor.

 

[liznboys]

Originally posted by WDW Poly Princess
It's about the black death. I don't remember the details, but people would get red rings on their skin, and they carried pockets of flowers to mask their odor.

Whoa!

 

[damo]

Originally posted by KimR
what does it really mean?

Here's the scoop http://www.snopes.com/language/literary/rosie.htm

 

[tiggersmom2]

Ok, here is my grossest childhood song (it is from camp - Fallingcreek in North Carolina)

Granny's in the cellar, lordy can'tcha' smell her, dishes on that gosh darn dirty stove.
In her eye there is a matter that keeps dripping in the batter and she whistles as the (sniff with your nose) goes down her nose.

Down her nose (sniff,sniff)
Down her nose (sniff, sniff)
And she whistles as the (sniff) goes down her nose.

 

[poochie]

3 - 6 - 9, the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line.
The line broke,
The monkey got choked
and they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap - Clap

My mommy told me, If I was goodie, that she would buy me,
a rubber dolly.
My auntie told her, I kissed a soldier,
now she won't buy me, a rubber dolly.

 

[Pooh67_68]

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet, french fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street and I forgot my spoon.

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies diry feet, french fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street and I forgot my spoon. But I brought my STRAWWWW,
Slrup oomm good.

 

[aprilgail2]

Originally posted by Pooh67_68
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies dirty feet, french fried eyeballs rolling down the dirty street and I forgot my spoon.

.

Ours went...

16 pounds of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little bloody birdie feet all these things are very very good to eat but I forgot my spoon.