Melissa, sorry things aren't going to work for the cruise, but I would imagine you and your DH will enjoy some time on you own. That's such a nice feeling sometimes.
Don:
NO, bathing suits are not "optional" if you're gonna be there you better have some clothes on!!!
Jim: If you are going to Pittsburgh for Don to pick you up, stop on your way across PA and pick us up. We'll all crowd into that van.

And as for being Chairman of the FE, i'm sure that will get you "extra special" attention.
On a more serious note, I would not be happy with having to do the scans and pat downs. Just seems overly invasive to me. Kind of reminds you of "Big Brother" from the book "1984" by George Orwell. What would scare me more than people boarding the plane is the large number of shipped packages from manufacturing/shipping companies that go into the hold of the plane without so much as a glance. Uhmmmm, intensly scan & probe people, but just because a company has a "good" track record, they can put anything they want on our planes, no problem.

You have to wonder where their priorities are.

Ok, I'm off my soapbox now.
Off to make homemade potpie for my DS. Yesterday, he called and said he'd be over to watch todays Steeler game and ended with "You know, I'm really hungry for your ham potpie", so you know what "mom's" making for supper....