Draft your favorite obnoxiously over-the-top room request (winner will be selected)

[goofy!]

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[eeyore0062]

Did I mention that Great-Great-Great Grandpa, our decorated Revolutionary War Hero, does not care for the color red? Please make it a point to re-paint the entire resort in a different color scheme.

I can’t think of anything else right now. Please let us know when these modest requests will be available.

Thank you,
The “S” family.

Hope you aren't planning to go the 1st week of June!!!!

 

[twinmomplus2new]

VERO beach room controller
From: THE Droll Hummer family

I will be arriving at your property on August the 14th, 2005. I would like to make a few simple resort requests. I will say I stayed at your property last year. We had quite a few issues with service related issues and would like to head them off at the pass.

1) while I understand official check in time is 4pm. I will be arriving at one and expect my room to be ready. If it is not ready I will jump up and down and berate your front desk staff until I get a room any room. I will be arriving by Hummer.

2) Further you seem to close your pool deck when there is lightening. This happened to us last year, and i was not pleased I paid for the use of the resorts pool and deck area. And I will enter this area at any time I so choose. If I can not get there safely I will ram the gate with my hummer.

3) My young prince somtimes misbehaves and I put him for time outs in the hummer. I will need to have a staff member supervise this time out, as I don't enjoy following through on my time out ultimatums. When I say. john its time to go into the HUMMER. I expect a Cm to appear to facilitate this punishment.


4) also while I understsand back to back hurricanes can be a drag, I expect to not have a drop in service simply because a CM has lost his or her house, It is my vacation and I will not have it impacted because of someones misfortune. Not my problem.

5) And lastly please be sure The Wabasso bridge is free of any and all hurricane debris by 9am. I like to go for a ride firs thing in the morning to show off my Hummer as a service to those less fortunate people. And I do not want it scratched when I am driving.


Thanks you I anticiapte your cooperation, as I paid my money and now you will serve me per my request.

( DISCLAIMER) this post was inspired by an actual guest , at Vero beach last summer who was by far the most annoying creature I have ever seen. He really did walk around yelling about his hummer. It was BIZZARRE.
John I will put you in the HUMMER!!
Do you want to go in the Hummer?

If you don't stop *****ing at me, ( this to the wife) I will go for a ride in the HUMMER. each time he said hummer he yelled the word Hummer. by the end of the trip we were openly mocking him. My teens would go back to the room and turn and yell by the Pool. We will be back we are going to find the elusive hummer.

Sarah would you like an ice cream. No But how about a Hummer. By the time we left, sad to say we had reached his level and were obnoxious ourselves.

 

[jenelope]

Dear Room Controller,
I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to my trip next month. This will be my fourth trip to Walt Disney World as a solo traveller, so you can imagine how much I love this beautiful resort. You always make it so comfortable and convenient for us solo travellers. However, I do have some concerns.

First, I want to make sure that I get a good room. Please understand that, for me as a single woman travelling alone, this is a safety concern, not merely convenience. I'm uncomfortable walking through the resort after dark, so I would like to keep this to an absolute minimum. Please ensure that my room is exactly equidistant from the bus stop and the cafeteria, while being as close as possible to both. If this is not possible, please ensure that I have a suitable escort on call to accompany me around the resort as needed.

Second, I will be needing to call home to check in regularly. I would like to have my long-distance calls comped. Once again, this is a safety issue for me.

Third, I sometimes get a little lonely when I'm touring the parks. It would be great if I had someone to accompany me in the parks. I know that your Cast Members are too busy making towel animals and dealing with difficult guests (if only everyone was as patient and understanding as I am) to keep me company in line. Therefore, I'd like to suggest some kind of "Adopt a Solo Traveller" program. You could pair me up with a family to talk to and to keep me entertained. I would prefer a family with children, because they're so much fun. Oh, but could you please ensure that they are quiet, well-behaved children. And no breastfeeding mothers, please. It's very important that my delicate sensibilities not be offended.

Fourth, I'm told that you frown on the re-use of refillable mugs. My mug is from two years ago and a different hotel. I'd like to honor your rules, so if I brought my old mug to you, could I trade it for a new one? That would be awesome!

Finally, since I am travelling alone and only will be using one of the beds and half of the towels, I think it's ridiculous that I have to pay the same rate for my hotel room as a couple or a family of four. Therefore, I would appreciate it if you could decrease my rate by half. I was able to get the AAA rate of $59 per night, so that would make it $34.10 per night, including tax.

Thank you very much for your help. I'm sure everything will be great! I'll be in touch if I think of anything else.

 

[Eyore4Ever149]

Dear Disney Room Assignor,

I just wanted to write to you and tell you I recognize that you must have a impossibly difficult job to try and grant every request. I love Disney World so much and there is enough magic everywhere that you can put me anywhere in the resort, as long as I have the same access to food court, bus stop, gift shop, etc as everyone else, I'll be happy. I cant imagine being disappointed. The towel animals housekeeping creates just make my fun days even more special and our room always looks so much better then how I left it in the morning on my mad dash to the EMH park that morning.

I know you work hard and probably dont get a lot of letters written back to you with compliments. But I wanted to tell you the room you gave me at POFQ for our last trip was most excellent. The moment I checked in, I admired our location, looking out over the river and watching the ferry go by-pool right around the corner- a King bed, on a far corner of the building so NO ONE walked by in the 5 days we were there. It just started our trip off on the perfect note and I wanted to say thank you! Your job is incredibly special to me and I really appreciate all that you do. You are the one who truly gets the Magic started for guests as they come to experience Disney World and it's resorts. So Thank YOU!!

Big, Magical, Disney- Mickey Mouse style hug is being sent to you!!

I hope YOUR day is magical and special!

Most appreciatively yours,

Nicole

 

[Deb & Bill]

Dear Member Services:

I would like my OKW Grand Villa moved over to the Grand Floridian. Grand is Grand, right? And I'd like the Grand One available every time I want to use it. Especially to get over to the MK for EMH. Please have it fully stocked with snacks and goodies. I'd prefer some of those cheese danish from Cinderella's Royal Table, but leave off the apples. How lower class! I'd much prefer Montana Huckleberries on my danish.

While you are at it, I get motion sick. So please don't let Mission Space spin during the week I am on it. I'd still like it to operate, but not spin. Can you make it move forward instead, but not too fast?

On those EMH wristbands. How about something with a little class? Those cheap mylar things just will not do. Maybe something in Platinum and sapphires instead. Better yet, move everyone else out of the park and keep it open for an extra three hours for me and my family.

I like to feel the wind in my hair, so please modify the monorail during our stay to a convertible. I promise we won't try to jump out.

About the Grand Villa, we need brand new bedding, furniture, towels, etc. Those old used things are just so germ ridden. We just don't need to bring out our own Lysol while we are there. We pay plenty for these rooms for them not to be clean. Is that too much to ask?

We may be expecting a few friends to join us while we are there; shouldn't be more than 20 or 25 extra in our villa. Most of them in the pack and play, so have plenty of them ready for us.

Thanks so much for taking care of these few items for us. Looking forward to a Grand vacation.

Mrs. D.V. Sea

 

[Melrosgirl]

Our two handsome, young boys, ages 6 and 8, were invited to Neverland for an all expense paid trip. Unfortunately, as I understand it, the Proprietor of Neverland has been temporarily inconvenienced, so the planned All Expense Paid vacation will not be able to proceed.

 

[BamaTigger]

SO WHO IS THE WINNER????

 

[coach4448]

Dear Room Controller et al:
We will be arriving at the Dolphin this Saturday.
You will know I have arrived when my new Rolls-Royce Phantom pulls up in front. The vehicle will need to be valet parked, but I will drive it the spot myself, and request that a valet provide me transport back to the front entrance of the hotel via a rental car, provided by the hotel. Nothing less than a Lincoln, Cadillac or similar will be acceptable. I must also request that my car be parked in a row without other vehicles, and that a guard be posted at all times to ensure the car is safe. Oh, I must also mention that the luggage will be unloaded immediately upon arrival and taken directly to the Los Presidentes Suite.

I must also mention here that this suite will need to be refurbished completely before we arrive. This needs to be a complete refurbishment, from top to bottom. Everything in the suite must be replaced. This suite may not be used by other guests until we have completed our stay. I also insisted that there be no other guests on this floor at any time. Anything deemed not acceptable upon our arrival will be replaced within 2 hours, and will be to our specifications. To be safe, I will be sending our personal decorator to ensure the suite is decorated to our liking. All fees’s and expenses to be paid by the Dolphin, of course.

We also require a personal maid, available 24 hours during our stay, a butler and a chef. All will be available to us 24 hours a day during our stay.
There are to be fresh flowers in every room at all times, and they must be white flowers. No other colors are acceptable. Roses, lilies, carnations etc will be acceptable as long as the arrangements are at least 2 feet tall and 2 feet in diameter. The sheets will be only 1020-Thread-Count or higher Egyptian cotton, and they must also be white.

We will not stop at the desk to check in, so you will need to have a member of staff escort us to our floor and check us in from our suite. Oh, at not time is the staff to have direct eye contact with us. This must be relayed to all staff that will come in contact with us. If at any time eye contact is made, the hotel agrees to dismiss that member of staff and comp the suite for one night.

We request the Grand One be moved to the lake at the Dolphin so we are able to use it to go to the World Showcase etc. This yacht will be staffed at all times since we are not sure when will be using it. The butler will phone the staff of the yacht when we are ready to use it. No other guests will be allowed to use the Grand One while we are there.

When we venture out of our suite, we request that the lobby be cleared of other guests so we don’t come in contact with germs etc. While on our visit’s to the parks, we will need to staff members to escort us and open all doors, flush toilets, etc so we don’t soil our hands. Please also let the staff know that they will also clear a path for us during these park visits so we don’t come in contact with other guests. These staff members will not be allowed on the Grand one until they have been sanitized upon our return from the parks. If they wish, they may make other arrangements for transport back to the Dolphin.


We may desire use of the pool etc. At such a time, all other guests will be removed from the area, all water drained and replaced and heated to a comfy 78 degree’s. Any Jacuzzi will also be cleaned and sanitized.
This process will need to take place any time we desire to use the pool and Jacuzzi if other guests have been in them. Oh! We need all the water in the fountains to be replaced and then colored blue. Deep blue, about the color of sapphires.

I think this will cover things for now. If we think of anything else we will contact you.
Thank you,

 

[ROBIN4NY]

Dear Room Assigner
As a guest who has been there more that 4 times since 1998 I have a few small, but very reasonable request.If it is not too much trouble, I think it would be very magical if you could send one of your finest Mickeys to get my cuties out of school the day we are scheduled to leave.(And I completley understand if you don't fly one out and you just want to yank one out of one of your local Disney stores--I am very accomodative--help me help you)
Thank you for helping me get Jet Blue have "Its a small world " Piped into the sound system for the whole 2 and a half hour plane ride.You rock!
We are so excited to be staying at your beautiful WL for the 5th time since 1998.As I said on the phone my little guy is alergic to pine needles so if you could be a doll and get rid of only those trees on the property with pine needles that would be great.I would like a courtyard view of the pool and lake but also of the otter pond and mk.You will have to have those rooms across from us vacant so you can open the doors and windows so we can see clear to the kingdom while keeping my view of the pool.You guys are just the best.As we dicussed on the phone I would like the GF to institute their mobile spa to the WL so that my princess can get her hair braided by the pool at the WL and end it with a wonderland tea party.And lastly I want to thank you for getting the jello shots for a day put into the MK for my dh so he will want to come with me again next year.Two thumbs way up for that one.We are so looking forward to having our needs met.Mrs Getalife

 

[Deb & Bill]

Dear Room Controller et al:
...
We request the Grand One be moved to the lake at the Dolphin so we are able to use it to go to the World Showcase etc. This yacht will be staffed at all times since we are not sure when will be using it. The butler will phone the staff of the yacht when we are ready to use it. No other guests will be allowed to use the Grand One while we are there.

...
Thank you,

Excuse me, but I will be using the Grand One. I will ask them to provide the Breathless for you, though.

Mrs. D.V.Sea

 

[bugsy]

Dear Coach4448,
DH and I will gladly allow you to bogart all of
the features you mentioned..HOWEVER.. We are
staying at the Yacht Club...THEREFORE..we get the
YACHT..we already have our matching yachty outfits
with matching yachty hats and yachty shoes
I am sure you can understand.....................If not,
then we will have our little friend "commondere"
the above mentioned vessel. Here's a photo of him,
so you will recongnize him quickly