Double Wide Stroller Should Be Banned

[t_catt11]

Maybe Disney should ban 2 year olds period. They are terrible.

I would also like a ban of other people named Mom. I swear there must be a million of us. It is very difficult to know when I am being addressed.

I don't like old people either. They are the worst.

Don't get me started on Germans.

Budum ching! Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the Dole Whip.

Now you're just stealing my ideas. I specifically mentioned banning two year olds in an earlier post.

Which begs the question - my DS actually turns two while we are at Disney. Do I have to ship him home on his birthday, or the next day? Will Disney comp the fedex charges for doing so, or will I need to budget them in?

Or does he get to enjoy the "you don't grow up while you are at Disney" rule, and get to stay with us for the entire trip?

 

[mom2rtk]

Now one thing that does happen to me time and time again is that people walk so closely to me, they stand on the back of my flipflop/thong/sandal and as I walk, the front nearly detaches, always cuts into my foot and it hurts! Arrggghhh Hmmmm, I wonder if we could ban these offenders!

Let's BAN FLIP FLOPS!

 

[lugnut33]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned banning Brazilian Tour Groups, which I oppose.

 

[moonpie85]

Maybe Disney should ban 2 year olds period. They are terrible.

I would also like a ban of other people named Mom. I swear there must be a million of us. It is very difficult to know when I am being addressed.

I don't like old people either. They are the worst.

Don't get me started on Germans.

Budum ching! Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the Dole Whip.

 

[Sleeping Becca]

Now you're just stealing my ideas. I specifically mentioned banning two year olds in an earlier post.

Which begs the question - my DS actually turns two while we are at Disney. Do I have to ship him home on his birthday, or the next day? Will Disney comp the fedex charges for doing so, or will I need to budget them in?

Or does he get to enjoy the "you don't grow up while you are at Disney" rule, and get to stay with us for the entire trip?

You are correct no one ages at Disney. The two year old will be allowed to stay. Same goes for gramps if he hits 65 mid week.

 

[thomas998]

Let's BAN FLIP FLOPS!

I would support a ban on flip flops... I hate the sound of them slapping against peoples feet.

 

[moonpie85]

Now you're just stealing my ideas. I specifically mentioned banning two year olds in an earlier post.

Which begs the question - my DS actually turns two while we are at Disney. Do I have to ship him home on his birthday, or the next day? Will Disney comp the fedex charges for doing so, or will I need to budget them in?

Or does he get to enjoy the "you don't grow up while you are at Disney" rule, and get to stay with us for the entire trip?

I think the rule is as long as they are still under 24 months on the first day of your vacation

 

[mom2rtk]

Now you're just stealing my ideas. I specifically mentioned banning two year olds in an earlier post.

Which begs the question - my DS actually turns two while we are at Disney. Do I have to ship him home on his birthday, or the next day? Will Disney comp the fedex charges for doing so, or will I need to budget them in?

Or does he get to enjoy the "you don't grow up while you are at Disney" rule, and get to stay with us for the entire trip?

ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!

Anyone want to trade me a 2 year old for a teenager? Cuz it's been a long couple of weeks here...... toddlerhood is looking better and better.......

Is it possible that nobody has set the over/under on this? I'm in at 8.

 

[t_catt11]

I think the rule is as long as they are still under 24 months on the first day of your vacation

Ouch. We moved our travel date back by one day... he was actually turning two on day two of our trip, but now, his birthday is on arrival day.

Guess I'll have to tell a little white lie at the gate so that he can come in.

 

[thomas998]

I think the rule is as long as they are still under 24 months on the first day of your vacation

I think if you are banning 2 year olds you are also banning them when they are younger too... in fact to maximize Disney profits maybe they should ban all children under the age of 10 so they don't have to sell cheap tickets.

 

[Sleeping Becca]

I think we are missing out on other important scourges.

men wearing tank tops
black socks and shorts
bald people

 

[moonpie85]

Ouch. We moved our travel date back by one day... he was actually turning two on day two of our trip, but now, his birthday is on arrival day.

Guess I'll have to tell a little white lie at the gate so that he can come in.

Bring birth certificate. As long as check in time is before birth time you're golden. Otherwise....sorry

 

[t_catt11]

ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!

Anyone want to trade me a 2 year old for a teenager? Cuz it's been a long couple of weeks here...... toddlerhood is looking better and better.......

Is it possible that nobody has set the over/under on this? I'm in at 8.

No thank you! You've seen my earlier posts... I have DD15 and DS13. I am well aware of the teenage issues; at least I can use time outs on a two year old!

Eight? Psh, I'll take the over on that. The personal insults have been pretty limited, and surely this topic has legs enough to go on past that.

Of course, you and Sleeping Becca just had to jump in. Voices of reason have been known to kill threads, y'know?

 

[lugnut33]

I think if you are banning 2 year olds you are also banning them when they are younger too... in fact to maximize Disney profits maybe they should ban all children under the age of 10 so they don't have to sell cheap tickets.

True, if they would lower the Disney adult age to birth, then they would all be adults and act responsibly.

 

[minnie mum]

Oh, man, here we go again. At least that's what I thought when I saw the title of the thread. Settled down with my coffee to read the latest thread where people were going nutz on the newest controversy.

As usual, started with the latest page and immediately blew coffee out my nose (Thanks a lot Sleeping Becca). Now I have to go back to the OP and spend valuable housecleaning time getting caught up. Again, thanks a lot!!

 

[moonpie85]

I think we are missing out on other important scourges.

men wearing tank tops
black socks and shorts
bald people

And Pooh size folk like myself....I tend to take up too much space on the safari bench

 

[afwdwfan]

Now you're just stealing my ideas. I specifically mentioned banning two year olds in an earlier post.

Which begs the question - my DS actually turns two while we are at Disney. Do I have to ship him home on his birthday, or the next day? Will Disney comp the fedex charges for doing so, or will I need to budget them in?

Or does he get to enjoy the "you don't grow up while you are at Disney" rule, and get to stay with us for the entire trip?

No, they don't charge for a ticket under the age of 3, so I'm guessing they're not going to cover that expense either. I guess you're just out of luck.

I think we are missing out on other important scourges.

men wearing tank tops
black socks and shorts
bald people

What about overly hairy people?

 

[t_catt11]

No, they don't charge for a ticket under the age of 3, so I'm guessing they're not going to cover that expense either. I guess you're just out of luck.

I'll bet you're right. That's just craptastic. Maybe they'll at least loan me a pair of scissors so I can poke air holes in the box.

 

[Bonnie151]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned banning Brazilian Tour Groups, which I oppose.

Sorry, but do you oppose a ban on Brazilian Tour Groups or the Tour Groups themselves? I can't imagine anyone wanting a ban on Brazilian Tour Groups - they're so much fun!!!!!


I propose a ban on indecisive people who walk while reading their maps and then come to a sudden and unexpected halt, causing me to step on the backs of their flip flops because the people walking too closely behind me have gone crashing into me at the sudden human traffic jam!

 

[jdb in AZ]

Never had an issue with the stroller... never even been bumped by anyone pushing one... Now I have been rammed from behind in some jerk in the electric scooters... frankly I would rather they banned those things, it seems too often someone that doesn't really need one decides to rent one and because they aren't used to using them can't drive worth a flip... my ankles can attest to that.

And you know they don't really need one because....