Okay. I made the time this afternoon to watch the 2 episodes of "How Clean is Your House?". Maybe it was because I was eating my lunch, but the first one I started watching I literally couldn't watch past 4 minutes. I was certain I was going to be making a run for the porcelain throne.

I'll spare everyone many of the details, but they had found thousands of cigarrete butts and empty ciggy boxes all over this mid-aged bachelor's house...then the kitchen....well let's just say there was a feast going on with literally hundreds of visible living insects from the big to the tiniest crawling things. OMG how, how, how, how, how can people have a tolerance to live like that?!!
Despite that horrific 4 minutes, I thought I would brave the 2nd episode I had recorded. They are a family of 6 with one daughter who had written into the show begging someone to intervene. She kept her bedroom all nice and tidy, but the rest of the house was horrible. The parents' bedroom even had black mold on the walls that the mom said had been there for about 5 years!!! I nearly turned this one off as well when she said that she's found several dead mice and frogs in her house under clothes that were anywhere from the kitchen counters to the bathroom....but that wasn't where I reached for the remote. It was when she said there was a frog that had gone through the wash which she described saying "that was quite a bother and made me think perhaps I should be a little cleaner".
I kept watching though. They did several bacteria tests. Let's just say it's amazing that these kids hadn't been in the hospital yet! I don't recall what this test was specifically looking for, but they swabbed the tv remote control as it's apparently a good indicator of how much harmful stuff is in the air and on things in the house. The co-host indicated that the count from the swab would be considered past critical if it were up to 500. The count was >9600.
I don't think I'll be watching this show any more, but I have to say I can't help but crack up that these two women come into these homes with their business suits and heels on! Of course there is a whole crew that comes in to do much of the dirty work, but with the conditions of the 2 homes I saw, I would be stripping my clothes off me before I sat in my own car, much less before I stepped foot into my home!
Ohhh, just what's up with the boa cuffed rubber gloves with gems glued to them? I found that touch very funny! In the end, the family of 6 were smiling ear to ear and looking forward to hosting a bbq with friends that they've never had come over before.