Don't stand so close to me...

[DoomBugger]

So here's something I've encountered at the parks that I find annoying.

People right outside the bathroom stall while I'm trying to pee. It's usually kids, but not always. I get "stage fright" if someone is standing right there. I can see their feet. I can see them through the cracks between the door. Sometimes they even lean on my door. I once had a child practically underneath my door while I was in there.

And another time I looked up to see an eyeball watching me through the crack! Seriously. It looked like this...

Some little girl was watching me pee!! She wasn't very old though...so I just said "hi".....haha.

Seriously people...do you need to have a party right outside my stall door??

What do you call those people? Stall Crashers? Those are probably the same people that will repeatedly wiggle on the lock even though they see you are in there. I just feel sorry for females at the parks... yikes!

 

[Mrs. Bee]

What do you call those people? Stall Crashers? Those are probably the same people that will repeatedly wiggle on the lock even though they see you are in there. I just feel sorry for females at the parks... yikes!

I don't know what to call them. I just know that they make my bathroom trips difficult...haha. How about Potty Crashers? Haha.

 

[Corpsebride]

Uh oh. Be careful or you will be attacked by other board members because you are saying you're going to inflict pain on guests at Disneyland. HAHAHA!

My children will not be wearing those stupid shoes with wheels.

I know!! saying youll inflict pain on people at DL is classy!! I hope it works out for you Red.

 

[Mrs. Bee]

I know!! saying youll inflict pain on people at DL is classy!! I hope it works out for you Red.

Jeez, Debbie Downer...just let it go. This is a fun, lighthearted thread....so lighten up a bit. I think it's funny that you only "attacked" me when there are plenty of others in this thread making comments you probably disapprove of....haha.

 

[Corpsebride]

Jeez, Debbie Downer...just let it go. This is a fun, lighthearted thread....so lighten up a bit. I think it's funny that you only "attacked" me when there are plenty of others in this thread making comments you probably disapprove of....haha.

Oh honey, I didnt "attack" you. I am sorry you took it so sensitively. I was just defending my position on the fact that a woman mowed down my ankle and caused me to bleed. By saying that I wish I had tossed my lemonade on her was your big 'attack' against me. But you are well with in your right to want to 'nudge' people out of your way at DL. I just dont agree with you. But I also dont agree with quest4fun in bragging about farting on people. Since you had posted that you werent going to talk about my post anymore but would only converse about it privately in a pm, I figured you were done. So, after I pmed you, I figured that we had moved on. But, I guess your need to keep talking about it on the board is your way of saying your feelings were hurt that I only 'picked" on you. SO,here yougo, quest4fun- thats really gross. Your probably the kind of guy that farts in movie theatres and elevators
Im not here to hurt anyones feelings. I hope you can move on from this.
Lets start fresh~ Dole whips all around Im buying!!

 

[DoomBugger]

Your probably the kind of guy that farts in movie theatres and elevators

I think I saw that on a bumpersticker or billboard or t-shirt or something...

 

[Mrs. Bee]

Oh honey, I didnt "attack" you. I am sorry you took it so sensitively. I was just defending my position on the fact that a woman mowed down my ankle and caused me to bleed. By saying that I wish I had tossed my lemonade on her was your big 'attack' against me. But you are well with in your right to want to 'nudge' people out of your way at DL. I just dont agree with you. But I also dont agree with quest4fun in bragging about farting on people. Since you had posted that you werent going to talk about my post anymore but would only converse about it privately in a pm, I figured you were done. So, after I pmed you, I figured that we had moved on. But, I guess your need to keep talking about it on the board is your way of saying your feelings were hurt that I only 'picked" on you. SO,here yougo, quest4fun- thats really gross. Your probably the kind of guy that farts in movie theatres and elevators
Im not here to hurt anyones feelings. I hope you can move on from this.
Lets start fresh~ Dole whips all around Im buying!!

quest4fun only farts in elevators. seriously. and he blames it on me. jerk. haha.
seriously...doesn't this look like the type of guy that would snipe someone?? i think so! (taken at WDW in January.)

and i'll take a churro intead of a dole whip, please.

 

[Quest4fun]

quest4fun only farts in elevators. seriously. and he blames it on me. jerk. haha.

and i'll take a churro intead of a dole whip, please.

NEW CLASSIFICATION!!!

27. Potty Crasher - I'm sure we've seen the eye of a small child (or creepy adult) peeking through the cracks in the stall to see if anybody is in there. Most normal people knock but youngins want to be sure as well as foreign people. Darned foreigners.


I never break wind in movie theaters. That's just as bad letting your phone ring. Now elevators are a different story. I'm always careful to do this with several people in the elevator. If there is just one other guy he'll pretty much know it was you. I also hit all the buttons to make sure it stops on every floor. I've been doing it since I was 4 and I just can't help myself.

I'll take a Dole Whip. Can I get a soft pretzel too? I love those things.

 

[DoomBugger]

By elevators I hope that does not include Tower of Terror!

 

[Quest4fun]

By elevators I hope that does not include Tower of Terror!

That ride is a paradox for me. It's most definitely an elevator but it has theater seating so I'm not sure how to behave. Usually I hold them in while we're sitting there and only do my business when it's moving.

 

[Mrs. Bee]

You boys are sick! Haha.

We need to think of some more people to put into classifications. I haven't been to Disneyland since November so it's hard to think of them all.

 

[DoomBugger]

Quest, I hope I don't get stuck with you on ToT and then we go into the "Tower of Terrible stink". Let me ask you this, do you ever inadertantly victimze yourself? That would be poetic justice! j/k

Is there a classification for people who stand right in the worst possible traffic area bottlenack without ever realizing how much chaos they are causing? People seem to want to stop and stand at the wierdest times, I'm always boggled by it! Bottleneckers? Sigalertists?

 

[Mrs. Bee]

Quest, I hope I don't get stuck with you on ToT and then we go into the "Tower of Terrible stink". Let me ask you this, do you ever inadertantly victimze yourself? That would be poetic justice! j/k

Is there a classification for people who stand right in the worst possible traffic area bottlenack without ever realizing how much chaos they are causing? People seem to want to stop and stand at the wierdest times, I'm always boggled by it! Bottleneckers? Sigalertists?

I can't stand those people! It's always a huge family full of strollers and wheelchairs and stuff. They just stop and take up the whole place.

 

[Tangent_]

Submission for new classifications:

The Banshee - We all enjoy a hearty yell on fast rides, but this species does its best to make your ears bleed. The 140dB screams usually begin the nanosecond any movement is detected on the ride, and do not stop until the restraint is released. Beware of tween - teen girls; most fit this category.

Sugar Tots - These overstimulated kids typically have the restraint and collision avoidance of an over-caffienated ferret. The parents of these dynamos can't imagine anything cuter than their little angels running into you at full speed. Repeatedly. (I've taken to getting a twisted satisfaction out of spotting these barreling at me and bracing for impact. Most people get jostled out of the way, cushioning the blow. If I don't get a clean bounce off of me I feel like I've failed. )

The Unimpressed - Never seen without iPod headphones securely crammed into their ears and usually with hoods pulled up no matter the weather. Make no mistake, they refuse to be impressed by your silly Disneyland. They are above all this and want to make sure you know it!

 

[DoomBugger]

Submission for new classifications:

The Banshee - We all enjoy a hearty yell on fast rides, but this species does its best to make your ears bleed. The 140dB screams usually begin the nanosecond any movement is detected on the ride, and do not stop until the restraint is released. Beware of tween - teen girls; most fit this category.

Sugar Tots - These overstimulated kids typically have the restraint and collision avoidance of an over-caffienated ferret. The parents of these dynamos can't imagine anything cuter than their little angels running into you at full speed. Repeatedly. (I've taken to getting a twisted satisfaction out of spotting these barreling at me and bracing for impact. Most people get jostled out of the way, cushioning the blow. If I don't get a clean bounce off of me I feel like I've failed. )

The Unimpressed - Never seen without iPod headphones securely crammed into their ears and usually with hoods pulled up no matter the weather. Make no mistake, they refuse to be impressed by your silly Disneyland. They are above all this and want to make sure you know it!

I like Banshee and The Unimpressed but you'll have to wait for Quest to look it over for official cannonization!

I think Quest should make a sticky with a revised listing.

 

[pixiewings71]

I just got done watching that Primetime special (I DVRed it.) We called the cops once when we saw two homeless people duking it out outside the groceries store in Santa Ana.

I also stepped in once when I saw two children (baby and toddler) sleeping inside an SUV in their carseats while the parents had lunch inside a restaurant. The parents were NOT happy with me. The dad was cusing and swearing at me. Whatever. It was Christmas Eve for God's sake! And you just don't leave your kids in the car under any circumstances. Of course, the cop I saw driving by that I told...did nothing. "They are right inside the restaurant and they can see the car." I'm sorry but that is not acceptable to me!

Okay...I'm rambling and venting and it's off topic. But man does my blood boil everytime I think of that!!

OMG Mrs Bee, I was at the bank once in the midst of summer, just making a quick withdrawal from the ATM. Had the whole gang with me, DBF got out to make the withdrawal, the kids and I sat in the car with the a/c on full blast, it was HOT, mid-August and the a/c on full wasn't really helping much. There was a car next to us with 2 kids in it, a little girl in the front, about 6 or 8 and a little boy in the back in a car seat.....he was SCREAMING his head off, I could hear him in my car with the windows up...poor little guy was dripping with sweat and his face was beet red!! We waited in the car after Micah was done getting some $$ and no one came out, after 15 min. I called the cops. We sat there until the Dad came out about 5 min. later (I was still on the phone with 911) and we followed him until the cops pulled him over, I was on the phone with the dispatcher the whole time. As we drove by he flipped me off out the window and I could tell the officer was not happy with him. LOL I hope that sob got into tons of trouble!! I was pissed!!!!!!

And the peeker, I do that when my DD is in the stall. LOL I usually finish before she does and wait outside hers for her, she kinds gets freaked if I'm not visible when she comes out. So I stand outside hers and wait for her. LOL

 

[Mrs. Bee]

OMG Mrs Bee, I was at the bank once in the midst of summer, just making a quick withdrawal from the ATM. Had the whole gang with me, DBF got out to make the withdrawal, the kids and I sat in the car with the a/c on full blast, it was HOT, mid-August and the a/c on full wasn't really helping much. There was a car next to us with 2 kids in it, a little girl in the front, about 6 or 8 and a little boy in the back in a car seat.....he was SCREAMING his head off, I could hear him in my car with the windows up...poor little guy was dripping with sweat and his face was beet red!! We waited in the car after Micah was done getting some $$ and no one came out, after 15 min. I called the cops. We sat there until the Dad came out about 5 min. later (I was still on the phone with 911) and we followed him until the cops pulled him over, I was on the phone with the dispatcher the whole time. As we drove by he flipped me off out the window and I could tell the officer was not happy with him. LOL I hope that sob got into tons of trouble!! I was pissed!!!!!!

And the peeker, I do that when my DD is in the stall. LOL I usually finish before she does and wait outside hers for her, she kinds gets freaked if I'm not visible when she comes out. So I stand outside hers and wait for her. LOL

I completely understand standing outside your daughters stall door. But it's the random people that stand directly in front of mine or lean on mine. I don't get it...haha.

And I'm glad you called the cops on those people! That is just insane! Seriously...some people should not be parents.

 

[jemilah]

maybe you should put on a show for the peeker.......or sound effect......like........"hold on it's gona be a big one!" or " this is better then splash mtn!" or "wanna watch me send the browns to the super bowl?"
ohhing an ahhing may help too!

 

[pixiewings71]

maybe you should put on a show for the peeker.......or sound effect......like........"hold on it's gona be a big one!" or " this is better then splash mtn!" or "wanna watch me send the browns to the super bowl?"
ohhing an ahhing may help too!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jemilah]