Do you get the poo call?

LaraK

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MOOOOMMMMYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Come see THIS one!:sad2:

How long does that go on with boys anyway?
 
It isn't just boys.

So true dd7 looks so sweet and innocent, wears all pink and purple and is all girl. Yet shes the one who can belch on demand, and her toots can clear a room. I look at Guienevere after she does this, and shes all 'what, me?' with a sly smile.
 

I'm with you. I could do without hearing "OMG! I MADE A BIGGEST POOP!" ever again.:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:
 
FYI - blue frosting = green poo. I always get the shout for that one.
 
Too much purple koolaid or grape soda=green poo.

Do not ask me how I know that.:rotfl2:
 
Oh yes...sometimes DD is so amazed and proud of what her body "creates" that she sounds like a flippin cheerleader upstairs. :sad2:
 
We had the "Eric Carle" poops for quite a while with both my girls. There is a picture in The Very Hungry Caterpillar that looks JUST like a...

Well, I can't tell you the number of times I heard, "Mom, come here! It looks JUST like a COCOON!"

I miss those days...:rotfl:
 
I let you know...DH is still doing it.

The boys talk about what their poo looked like and stuff and DH always pipes up with something like, "I pooped out a perfect seal. Had flippers and eyes and whiskers and everything. I was going to show you, but it swam away."

"I pooped out a squirrel this morning. Fluffy tail, little nose, eating an acorn - whole bit. I was going to show you, but it bit me and I got mad and flushed it."

For some people, I fear it never ends.
 
I let you know...DH is still doing it.

The boys talk about what their poo looked like and stuff and DH always pipes up with something like, "I pooped out a perfect seal. Had flippers and eyes and whiskers and everything. I was going to show you, but it swam away."

"I pooped out a squirrel this morning. Fluffy tail, little nose, eating an acorn - whole bit. I was going to show you, but it bit me and I got mad and flushed it."

For some people, I fear it never ends.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
No, but I am glad the call to wipe is over. It never fails to be during dinner. DD used to have false alarms. I'm done. No. I'm not done. She was the "girl who cried poop".
 
My husband gives me a play by play. You mean it is supposed to stop. Maybe when he turns 40.
 
No, but I am glad the call to wipe is over. It never fails to be during dinner. DD used to have false alarms. I'm done. No. I'm not done. She was the "girl who cried poop".
My son does this too. When we were potty training we would sit on the potty and talk about our upcoming trip to WDW. Now he calls me in to wipe him (even though he's been doing that for over a year) When I arrive in the bathroom he tells me he doesn't really need me he just wants me to talk to him about WDW. I guess he needs to be entertained...boy I can't wait until he starts reading the paper.
 
I let you know...DH is still doing it.

The boys talk about what their poo looked like and stuff and DH always pipes up with something like, "I pooped out a perfect seal. Had flippers and eyes and whiskers and everything. I was going to show you, but it swam away."

"I pooped out a squirrel this morning. Fluffy tail, little nose, eating an acorn - whole bit. I was going to show you, but it bit me and I got mad and flushed it."

For some people, I fear it never ends.

:scared1:

:lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2: :lmao: :rotfl: :rotfl2:
 


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