This isn't really a made up word but another post reminded me of a mispronounciation my (then 6 y/o) son came out with. Now to all my American friends, PLEASE don't take offense at the following story....the kid was 6
DS was invited to travel down to Minneapolis with his God-parents and we explained that he was going to a different country called the United States. Later on, he announced to any and all listeners that he was going on a trip to "the Beknighted Mistakes".
Again, my apologies.....we did manage to correct this BEFORE he left!