DO NOT ANSWER THIS - and I MEAN IT!! Information only..

[JC2]

C. Ann, that was an awesome party!

Thanks for inviting us. When do we have to leave, btw? Can we have more people over tonight?? Thanks!

 

[Pam]

Pam breezes through the doorway looking slightly disheveled and guilty looking......

C. Ann, darling!!
I'm soooooooo sorry that I'm late. We got lost.
Pam smacks several of her Cabana Boys up along side the head and wipes lipstick off their faces. (Boys, you have to do EVERYTHING for them!)

Silly me! I thought the party was up at the lake! Oh, about that window we broke to get into the lake house, I'll have it replaced, honest. But it was sooooo cold driving in the convertible. (of course, the top was down, the "Boys" like to have the wind race through their hair as we drive!) And then, well, it was late and dark and we were "tired" from the long drive and ............

Well, we're here now - and that's all that matters.

"What's that boys? Ohhhh....... I can check and see...."

C. Ann,
The "Boys" want to know if you have any styling mousse for their hair?
Pam

 

[browneyes]

Pam, are they out again? They go through atleast a dozen cans a day! Jeez! Get Mr. Clean as a cabana boy. You'd save tons of money just on hair styling stuff alone.

Did everyone party all night? Where's C. Ann?

 

[Pam]

Whew!!! Thanks, Shannon!! You know how testy the boys get when they're out of mousse!!

Mr. Clean - hmmmmm.... save money and get the bathroom cleaned - works for me!

I think C. Ann stole one of me Boys and took off. Wait, yes, I distinctly heard the roar of the convertible ripping down the street! I hope the Boy didn't forget to mousse - his hair will be a total wreck!

Pam

 

[newmousecateer]

Darn it C.Ann. Your directions were not very clear you know!

Pam! Geez. Ya left me in the car! (Give her a cabana boy and forget about everything else!)

Did we miss the party? Well, let's just start up another one!

We're all here C.Ann.

 

[Pam]

Marilyn,
Was that YOU in the trunk? I thought I heard muffled screams/moans on the trip up. Sorry. My bad.

At least you had my delicious stew to eat - I always keep a pot of it in the trunk of the convertible.
Pam

 

[Deb in IA]

OK, C.Ann. I won't answer this . . .

 

[Talking Hands]

Yes I am very bad.

 

[Pam]

Has anyone seen C.Ann? She still has my convertible AND my Cabana Boy!!
Pam

 

[Fishbone†]

Last I saw her (and the convertible), she was parked up at Lookout point...... but the top was up, I wonder why???

 

[C.Ann]

Swell - between the neighbors complaining and the "incident" with the "car" and the "boy" I need bail money now!!!

They're only allowing me ONE email so who's going to get me out of this jam??????????????????????????

 

[KarenB]

Oh drats....I missed all the fun!

 

[Pam]

I think you're forgetting the Grand Theft Auto charges and corruption of a minor (you didn't ask the Cabana Boy how old he was, did you?!)

Fishbone! What were you doing up at Lookout Point??
Pam

 

[Serena]

I wouldn't count on that Karen.

Let's Party!!!

 

[Pam]

Serena does great party!!

(A line I stole from the book, Hollywood Wives! )

Pam

 

[Fishbone†]

Well, I was ..... uhhhhh....... there was this..... well, this........ ummmmm ..... WELL, I ........uhhhh........ what happened was..........ummmmm....... I yuhhhh........did someone turn the heat up in here... Yeah, uhhhh...... what was the question again????

 

[Serena]

Oh Sheesh, stop stammering and play some music.. lol

 

[Serena]

C. Ann, we'll do a diversion a la To Wong Fu and they police won't find you.

 

[Pam]

The Bible Study line won't work this time, Fishbone!

Serena,
Did you crack C. Ann out of jail yet?

Whatever happened to my poor, lost, confused little Cabana Boy??
Pam

 

[newmousecateer]

I took your cabana boy as payment for locking me in the trunk with that nasty stew of yours.

After C.Ann is broken out of jail (geez C.Ann, would you please stop getting caught toying with "boys"), I am giving him back to her. (A little more discreet next time please)