Do all men think this way?

[tevagirl]

Whatever you say, OJ.

If the glove fits.....

 

[luvmydogs]

If the glove fits.....

...use it to smoosh the spider into bits...

 

[FroggyinArk]

but did you mess up the paint?????/

 

[tevagirl]

...use it to smoosh the spider into bits...

No time to put on gloves, those babies move fast!

 

[tevagirl]

but did you mess up the paint?????/

No Froggy. I didn't mess up the paint.

Well, I did, but it cleaned up nicely. It must be guts proof paint.

 

[alanapapa]

While I would not presume to speak for all members of my gender, I would be more concerned with my DW's state of mind and her heart rate and blood pressure. I could care less if the wall had a spider gut stain on it. the wall would either get cleaned or painted again. And if I or DW accidently put a hole in the wall(shoes, boots, or textbooks make good spider squishers), drywall can be patched very easily, and painted over.

 

[tevagirl]

While I would not presume to speak for all members of my gender, I would be more concerned with my DW's state of mind and her heart rate and blood pressure. I could care less if the wall had a spider gut stain on it. the wall would either get cleaned or painted again. And if I or DW accidently put a hole in the wall(shoes, boots, or textbooks make good spider squishers), drywall can be patched very easily, and painted over.

 

[FroggyinArk]

No Froggy. I didn't mess up the paint.

Well, I did, but it cleaned up nicely. It must be guts proof paint.

ok hads to ask, cause we have been known to repaint after spidere killings, altho ussually dw will grab what ever is handy and swat away,,, she sel;dom calls me unless she needs a bigger shoe.

 

[tevagirl]

ok hads to ask, cause we have been known to repaint after spidere killings, altho ussually dw will grab what ever is handy and swat away,,, she sel;dom calls me unless she needs a bigger shoe.

You 'swat' a fly. You smack, pound, beat or pummel spiders.

 

[FroggyinArk]

You 'swat' a fly. You smack, pound, beat or pummel spiders.

i stand corrected.


ok actually i just sat here and laughed but you get the idea.

 

[tevagirl]

i stand corrected.


ok actually i just sat here and laughed but you get the idea.

Well you know, I have been known, in the past, to save a life or two. Just wanted to make sure you and Mrs Frog stay safe.

 

[FroggyinArk]

Well you know, I have been known, in the past, to save a life or two. Just wanted to make sure you and Mrs Frog stay safe.

actually older dd was bitten on the .. uh.. ummm.. posterior, while sitting on our couch a couple wqeeeks ago. she even had to go to a dr about it. the wortst part,, it was the couch i had been making out intro a bed and sleeping on at the time.

 

[tevagirl]

actually older dd was bitten on the .. uh.. ummm.. posterior, while sitting on our couch a couple wqeeeks ago. she even had to go to a dr about it. the wortst part,, it was the couch i had been making out intro a bed and sleeping on at the time.

 

[CherCrazy]

You 'swat' a fly. You smack, pound, beat or pummel spiders.

I vacuum up the varmits. Nice suction, long hose and OFF they go. No spackle needed.

 

[tevagirl]

I vacuum up the varmits. Nice suction, long hose and OFF they go. No spackle needed.

Can't they crawl back out of there?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I will very often find the little bug container that belongs to Jake and do a catch and release if the spider is on the main level of our house (ie, not too much work to get the container and then release the spider). But when we do kill a spider, I'm the one telling my DH not to smear the spider on the wall.

 

[Stitchfans]

Sorry any spiders that come into my home is smooshed. I hate them. Not afraid of them, just hate them.

 

[jgmklmhem]

In our house we subscribe to the neanderthal roles when it comes to spiders. I kill the beast but she has to do the cleaning up of the carcass (current pregnancy excluded).

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

I haaaaaaaaate spiders. I am so scared of them! So when there's a spider around I freeze up with pure fear and therefore cannot even manage to kill them because I'm so terrified. Then I lose sight of them and they run loose in the house and for the next month I am paranoid it's going to crawl up my nose while I'm sleeping! I check my sheets before I get into bed, do a perimeter check before I sit down to DIS or watch TV, check the windowsill in my bathroom before showering. It's awful, I tell you

 

[Disney Doll]

I was at the Bronx Zoo today, going through the Asian Jungle exhibit.

They actually have a spider there called a Bird Spider and the reason it is called a Bird Spider is because it is a spider large enough to kill an average size bird!!!!!!!!!

Note to self: Do not move to the Asian Jungle!!!