Diser's for CMO!

[HauntedMansionFan]

{song ends}

EVA: Thank you very much. Wooo.. I'm out of breath!

MARIO: Welcome to the DIScademy Awards. Performing his hit song... well a song that he hoped would be a hit with voters, please welcome FLEAGLE!

{A Pair of Large Doors open upstage and Fleagle enters, surrounded by 5 leggy dancers}

http://www.erickidwell.net/Site/CMOSong.html

Loved it!!!!

 

[Justin M]

Seriously . . . I have to follow those? And here I htough going early would be a good thing!

 

[kennythepirate]

Fabulous opening number, but that Slater guy needs to learn to dance!

{song ends}

EVA: Thank you very much. Wooo.. I'm out of breath!

MARIO: Welcome to the DIScademy Awards. Performing his hit song... well a song that he hoped would be a hit with voters, please welcome FLEAGLE!

{A Pair of Large Doors open upstage and Fleagle enters, surrounded by 5 leggy dancers}

http://www.erickidwell.net/Site/CMOSong.html

 

[luvsTink]

I gotta get me one of those pins

 

[fleagle]

Just a reminder....

Tonight's Schedule Please post by ACTUAL time, not by DISboard time, which is 10 minutes behind. Post at your designated time... we'll be moving quickly enough that we probably will have lots of fun going back and reading tomorrow... but we only have an hour. So, be prompt!

11:00 Opening Musical Number Eva and Mario
11:02 Opening Remarks- Fleagle
11:05 Adventurosity- Justin
11:08 Best Nickname- DISGeeks
11:12 Best Use of Disney Stuff- totheSea
11:16 Best Use of Disney Parks- Fleagle
11:20 Best Foreign Language Film- Dr. Hans
11:24 Best Foreign Substance Film- LuvsTink
11:28 Musical Number- Catotigger
11:32 Best Forbidden Film- Circusgirl via Fleagle
11:36 Technology- Marshay
11:40 Best Vocal Presentation- HMF
11:44 Lifetime Achievement- Fleagle
11:48- Best Costumes- DSNY4ever
11:52- Best Supporting Actor- DSNY4ever
11:56- Best Actor
12:00 Let's Vote!

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

{song ends}

EVA: Thank you very much. Wooo.. I'm out of breath!

MARIO: Welcome to the DIScademy Awards. Performing his hit song... well a song that he hoped would be a hit with voters, please welcome FLEAGLE!

{A Pair of Large Doors open upstage and Fleagle enters, surrounded by 5 leggy dancers}

http://www.erickidwell.net/Site/CMOSong.html

WHEN CAN WE COMMENT??????????????!!!!!!

LOVED IT!!!!!

 

[kennythepirate]

I gotta get me one of those pins

They'll be available on ebay later!

 

[Justin M]

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a nice round of applause for our esteemed guest here to present the very first award in this very first DIScademy awards ceremony. And now, the star of the summer’s most anticipated new film who is sure to show Sylvester Stallone what it is supposed to be like when you resurrect your action career for a whole new generation of viewers, Mr. Harrison Ford!

(Wild applause, some hoots, noticeable silence from Sly)

Harrison: Thank you so much for that warm reception. It is my honor to be here tonight as we celebrate the many wonderful achievements of the CMO candidates. Fortunately for me, there were no snakes in the videos in this category. As someone who knows a little something about adventure, it is a true pleasure to present tonight’s award for Outstanding Achievement in Adventurosity.

(general bated breath, mixed with the sounds of the latecomers still trying to find their seats)

Harrison: After careful review, the DIScademy has spoken and tonight’s award – by a very narrow margin I might add – is given to the delightful candidate who thwarted a crook, created a mermaid, and granted wishes far and wide with just her imagination, a wand, and a cleverly place banana peel. Congratulations to “Amy’s Adventures!”

(wild applause. Some hushed whispers of dismay at what is perceived as an upset-filled opening to the evening’s ceremony)

 

[fleagle]

I gotta get me one of those pins

I hear they are real collector's items!

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

Congratulations to “Amy’s Adventures!”

(wild applause. Some hushed whispers of dismay at what is perceived as an upset-filled opening to the evening’s ceremony)

Here is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlhMlTJDXA

 

[fleagle]

FLEAGLE: Thank you Harrison Ford! Wow...what a surprise. I'm already behind in my DIScademy Awards office pool!

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

[Over the PA system:] “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! ….INTRODUCING BOB AND HELEN PARRRRRRR!! …ERRR! UMMMMM! … MR. INCREDIBLE AND HIS WIFE ELASTIGIRL!!”

[Dramatic entrance for effect: Mr. Incredible runs on-stage flexing his muscles. Mrs. Incredible “slinks’” in – a few paces behind – striking stretchy, elasticized poses.]

[The audience enthusiastically cheers, whistles and applauds.]

Mr. Incredible: [Waiting for the cheers to die down…] Thank you! Thank you! It’s a real pleasure to be here tonight!

[Dramatic pause]

Mr. Incredible: …It has been said that “almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.”* This next group of nominees created video submissions that – for various reasons – became well known in the DISboard community. And -- as a result -- each earned an appropriate, affectionate nickname.

Mrs. Incredible (“Elastigirl”): As someone with first-hand knowledge of aliases (and secret identities), it is with great honor that I present to you this year’s nominations for Best Nickname Generated:


*“Animation Guy”, Andy (the “Andimator”) Peterson

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-9E89822605E9ED8EEE40DA0D9E614367


*“Balloon Guy,” Dana (“Doc”) Anderson

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-B47856E27DCDB6F4DE94048C00BF8CDB


*“Cut-Out Guy,” Patrick Hurd

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E3F15DA18DA6BB6C04A5D80949FB4D41


*“Merlin/Cake Guy/Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” Kirk

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-E2E67E8B0C6485639B6D84C794BCFBF3


*“Poof Lady,” Identity Unknown

http://www.dreamcmo.com/view-dream-cmo-applicant.php?CMODID=CMO-309CC4E130A35BE182B24FC6903D9A82


[The DIScademy Orchestra begins to play an instrumental version of the theme song from Cheers, “[Sometimes You Want to Go] Where Everybody Knows Your Name.”** (Okay, so it’s not necessarily a Disney song, but – Hey! – it (sort of) works! ) Meanwhile, the nominees’ video clips segue into a syrupy “Best of” Nickname Moments highlights reel:]

At the very least, some excellent nicknames have been bestowed!

“Animation Guy”, Andy (the “Andimator”) Peterson:

The animator guy, Andy, wrote on Ricky's board this afternoon...

By the way, I like how you refer to me as "the animator guy."

You can call me "The Andimator" too if you want!

Andimator--love the new avatar!

Thank you, Andimator ( and your lovely Amanda, too!)

“Balloon Guy,” Dana (“Doc”) Anderson:

From the Inside the Magic forum...

It's balloon guy...

Balloon Guy -- this was a very creative and simple use of magic! Good Job! I really like how the simple concept of the balloons draw me back to Main Street WDW right away!

Come on Dana, see the light and come over to the dark side....oops, I mean to the DIS...

Whoa, I knew everyone on this site was quick, but seriously! Your outing of my self-outing breaks some kind of record!

I've never been prouder of the moniker "balloon guy."

Hi "Balloon Guy"!! We loved your video! Glad you came aboard!!

“Cut-Out Guy,” Patrick Hurd:

I bet Patrick - the cutout guy - is laying real low. Cause all of the 20 still have to be narrowed down to 10 still.

'Wonder if he knows that he has a large fan club here on the DISboards? ...And I wonder if he appreciates our affectionate little nickname? "The Cut-Out Guy." It has a nice ring to it ... Don't you think?

Hey all, Patrick here...course I may need to change my name to "Cut-Out Guy"! I actually hadn't been over to this board before, but I was pointed over here. GOOD LORD, I can feel the love...

CUT OUT GUY ROCKS!

“Merlin/Cake Guy/Sorcerer’s Apprentice,” Kirk:

My favorite was Kirk or Kurt the "Merlin/Cake" guy. I laughed so hard at the end of his when he referenced the original Parent Trap. TOO FUNNY! I'm hoping he makes it too.

Oooh! The "Sorcerer's Apprentice"!

I'm still counting on sorcerer's apprentice guy and fairy godmother lady to come through too.

I think sorcerer's apprentice guy is in there as well--too clever not to be picked!

“Poof Lady,” Identity Unknown:

Oh, the "poof" lady was funny-bad!!!

The "Poof Lady"--that's the entertainment value! I bet she's really funny in real life!

I only wish we had a red carpet so that HauntedMansionFan could stand outside and comment as the nominees came in.

Yep...can't you just hear him now..."and here comes the Poof lady.... lovely diamond studded bathtowel wrapped magnificently!!! Bravo...bravo..."

...I have to speak out now and lend my support to the "Poof Lady!" She is just very secure in her funnyness, and she makes me laugh! That has to count for something!

[Silence. The orchestra’s music stops. The video fades to black, and – as the big screen slowly retracts into the ceiling – the house lights are gradually brought back up. A few members of the audience dry their eyes.]

____________________________

*Quote Credit: Alan Alda

**Lyrics to Cheers theme-song (for anyone who’s interested ):

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.

You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

Here is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlhMlTJDXA

 

[Justin M]

Here is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlhMlTJDXA

HA HA HA!

Thanks for that!

 

[fleagle]

Here is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlhMlTJDXA

OMG!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

[Mr. Incredible regains his composure and clears his throat.]

Mr. Incredible: And the Award for “Best Nickname Generated” goes to…

Mrs. Incredible (“Elastigirl”): [Under her breath] Ahhhhh, NUTS! I forgot the envelope!

[She stretches her rubber-band arm backstage, where DISgeeks deposits the envelope in her hand. Fumbling a little, Mrs. Incredible rushes to open it.]

Mr. Incredible: And the Award for “Best Nickname Generated” goes to…

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

Mrs. Incredible (“Elastigirl”): … Patrick Hurd, "Cut-Out Guy"!!

[Wild applause and whistles from the audience…]

Mrs. Incredible [Elastigirl]: [Squinting into the audience and scanning the crowd] “Patrick, are you out there?”

[DISgeeks takes the stage and accepts “Cut-Out Guy’s” award as a proxy (for “safekeeping” ), then approaches the microphone.]

DISgeeksfromDC: This year, the DIScademy would also like to bestow two Honorary “Best Nickname Generated” Awards upon some very dear friends. Recognition goes to kennythepirate for his persistent references to “Our Sponsor,” and another Award goes to fleagle for introducing “NostraDISmus” to the DISboard lexicon (along with Rhoda Dakota, Trippalippadingdong, “Mobius Snot Loop, “known knowns,” “unknown knowns”…)

… And now for a word from “Our Sponsors.”

[Brief station break]

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

Here is my response:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXlhMlTJDXA

Funny!

 

[luvsTink]

Boy...HMF...you are hilarious...I hope I can make it through the night without having an "accident"

This is so fun!

 

[tothesea]

TTS: Please welcome our favorite fairy, Tinkerbell!

[Standing ovation from the crowd]


TTS: Wait, Tink, I couldn’t hear you, can you say that again?

[Tink whispers…]


TTS:They did what? What happened?


Tink: They got a little high on their happy thoughts while we were flying here.


TTS: Oh, ok, well I think I can understand that, after all, all of their previous efforts to join us were dashed, with the bridge being out, and the ruby slipper disaster. Flying high on happy thoughts can be pretty great after said thoughts were knocked out of them.


Tink: Here they come…


TTS: Ladies and Gentlemen: A special thank you to Tink for bringing our honored guests, Lolli, Pop, and Guild!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48


[Crowd erupts in laughterous applause]

Lolli: We represent the…

Pop interrupts: Wait a minute Lol, we already sang that

Lolli: right, so true, ok, (deep breath, clears throat) …we represent the…

Pop: shush it Lolli, we’ve got an award to present! Guild, make him stop!

Guild: Alright boys, we came all this way, and it’s such an
honor just to be here,
let’s just see here!

First, we would like
to pre sent
our own favor ite
C M O
Vid e o

We tried to verify it legally, through the Pirate and through Fleagally
To see
To see
If she
If she
Is morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably qualified!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeC4PX9PSJ4


Off to the side: What Tink? Yeah, I liked it too. Would’ve been good in 3-D! It was 8 seconds too long though. Lo-tech/high entertainment!


The Lollipop Guild:
And now, we proudly present the DIScademy Award for
“Best Use of Personal Disney Stuff--Imagination” to:

Marshay for the imaginative creation of her "Dream Vault"!

And
"Best Use of Personal Disney Stuff--Incorporation" to:

ChefBilly for incorporating the little things that make us fans so happy!

[The Lollipop Guild begins to celebrate]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_CAs3q7G48


Congratulations to you both!

From now on
You’ll be history
You’ll be history
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust
Be a bust
Be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la

[The Lollipop Guild exit the stage]


Pop: That was fun!
Lolli: Hey Guild?
Guild: Yeah Lol?
Lolli: You think maybe next time they’ll let us bring the Lullaby League girls?