Diser's for CMO!

[DISgeeksfromDC]

LOVED IT!!! You are such a good sport!

Obviously, you haven't yet seen his response to your win...

 

[luvsTink]

(handing Ann a paper bag to breath into)

 

[Suz D]

DR HANS. (with his wife, SNOW~WHITE): Please welcome back to the stage, Mr. Antonio Banderas!

ANTONIO BANDERAS: Thank you friends, and thank you DISboards for the Dole Whip in the green room. Que Sabroso! We thank our previously mentioned nominees. (The envelope, por favor.) And the ganador of the Mickey for Best Foreign Language Film is . . .

Dr. Bill, by a landslide!

Thank you, Dr. Bill, for using the Sponsor magic to make your patients happy, and for reminding us all to stand clear of the doors. And, Dr. Bill, you have my personal gracias for actually pronouncing this phrase correctly in Spanish, unlike the noble, yet flawed effort of a certain “close-but-no-cigarillo” video that intoned, “Por favor, mantenganse pegado a las puentes” (“Please stay stuck to the bridge”).

Ciao, todos! Los veo in Zorro II: Ataque del sexy!

Oh sure, Antonio gets a Dole whip just for showing up. I'd like to see him chew through a cable tie with his bare teeth!

 

[luvsTink]

::Music blares, playing “Jenny From the Block”::

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Jennifer Lopez and Rob Schneider”

::whistles and thunderous applause::

Jennifer: Good Evening. Throughout the history of film there has been a great tradition of the avante garde….of the unique of the different. Where would film be today without Stanley Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey” ,or without the amazing film’s “Naked Lunch” or “Westworld”? And this category is new to the academy, as the authoritative voices of film have come to recognize that sometimes it takes years…even decades before a film is recognized for its greatness.

Rob: Take for instance National Lampoons “European Vacation”…I have been assured by the producers that we just “didn’t get it”…the same is true for two of Jennifer’s films
(squints at the teleprompter and stutters) gig…um, geeg

Jennifer: (exasperated) It’s Gigli, you idiot….don’t make me bring up “Deuce Biglow”

Rob: (rolling his eyes) Whatever, it is destined to be a classic

(the crowd chuckles)

Jennifer: Let’s just get on with this, I have babies to feed.

Rob: Fine, our first nominee has squeaky clean image, The Poof Lady, this film made us laugh, it made us cry, it made us want to take a shower.

Jennifer: Our second nominee took an edgy look at the depressing issue of homelessness by attempting to make it funny

Rob: Animal films have always been a crowd favorite and this year, this category has two interesting animal films….what makes them interesting? Why, neither one has the real animal that is the star! “Horsein’ Around” and “World’s Smallest Pony”

Jennifer: Another favorite of the animal lovers is “Cat Lickin’ Guy” unfortunately, PETA has become involved and we have had to disqualify this one for cruelty to animals…and last but not least comes a film from the far east: “Ninja CMO”

(Rob rips open the envelope)

Jennifer and Rob in unison: “THE POOF LADY”!!!!

 

[tothesea]

Oh sure, Antonio gets a Dole whip just for showing up. I'd like to see him chew through a cable tie with his bare teeth!

Suz! We all know what that's about!

 

[Dr. Hans Reinhardt2]

Darn!!! I forgot to record a reaction if I actuall one.... but I did type something.

Thank you so much! This is truly an honor…. It was treacherous to get the on-ride shots, but it added an element that I think was needed. Thank you all for voting, to the DIScademy, and to fleagle for putting this all together. Thank you!

Hooray! Loved the Expedition Everest footage!

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

(Rob rips open the envelope)

Jennifer and Rob in unison: “THE POOF LADY”!!!!

My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz7TqLJQ4RU

 

[kennythepirate]

DR HANS. (with his wife, SNOW~WHITE):
Thank you, Dr. Bill, for using the Sponsor magic to make your patients happy, and for reminding us all to stand clear of the doors. And, Dr. Bill, you have my personal gracias for actually pronouncing this phrase correctly in Spanish, unlike the noble, yet flawed effort of a certain “close-but-no-cigarillo” video that intoned, “Por favor, mantenganse pegado a las puentes” (“Please stay stuck to the bridge”).

Ciao, todos! Los veo in Zorro II: Ataque del sexy!

Hey, when the parade is going by, you better be stuck to the bridge!

 

[Marshay]

The Lollipop Guild:
And now, we proudly present the DIScademy Award for
“Best Use of Personal Disney Stuff--Imagination” to:

Marshay for the imaginative creation of her "Dream Vault"!

WOO HOOO!!!!!

Chernobog, Mickey, my CMO Hat, my DD’s Disney Diapers, my scrapbooks and the entire Dream Vault thank you for this award.

I have to thank my parents for introducing me to Walt Disney World in 1980.

I thank each of you for voting for me and believing in me!!!

And finally I have to thank my DH for allowing me to use his closet and to continue my Disney obsession.

 

[DISgeeksfromDC]

Oh sure, Antonio gets a Dole whip just for showing up. I'd like to see him chew through a cable tie with his bare teeth!

She has a point, you know...

 

[catotigger]

{Lights flickering on and off}
Ladies and Gentlemen... We are scheduled to have a big song and dance number next, but as you see we are experiencing some technical difficulties with our lighting this evening

[Murmur murmur]

But rather than running late, the star of our big production number has said she is sure you will enjoy the singing part, even if you can’t see the rest of the show!

{Drum roll}

After a long IMPOSED exile from singing, I give you one of ABC’s stars of the past, and the well known singer of the National Anthem…Roseanne Barr!

[gasps of horror from the audience members with good hearing]

Roseanne: Hey. How you doin'? I was really surprised when they asked me to sing at the DIScademy Awards this year. I guess it’s cuz they really want to honor someone who has meant so much to all of us here at the DISboards.

{Lights go off}

Roseanne: Hit it boys!

[sound of audience searching for earplugs]

{stage whisper – save yourselves – turn down the volume…QUICK!)

 

[CodyandToby]

Tink: Here they come…


TTS: Ladies and Gentlemen: A special thank you to Tink for bringing our honored guests, Lolli, Pop, and Guild!

[/QUOTE]

Whew! Having to share one seat here but still loving it! The Lolli Pop Guild is one of our favorites! It was great to see them together again. We're thinking of a tribute band later this month...could it work with only two?! Thanks totheSea!

 

[Marshay]

Darn!!! I forgot to record a reaction if I actuall one.... but I did type something.

Thank you so much! This is truly an honor…. It was treacherous to get the on-ride shots, but it added an element that I think was needed. Thank you all for voting, to the DIScademy, and to fleagle for putting this all together. Thank you!

YEAH!!!! Congratulations!!!

 

[AnnDisneyFan]

(handing Ann a paper bag to breath into)

Ann thanks Anne for the lifeline.........(checking the bag for snacks now)

 

[tothesea]

Long live the Poof Lady!!!
I'm so glad she won! She always makes me laugh!

 

[Marshay]

Obviously, you haven't yet seen his response to your win...

OK, HMF, I take it back!!!

Ok, let me go back and edit this previous post...

Aw, heck, can't take the time...guess I'll let it stand!!

 

[Suz D]

Long live the Poof Lady!!!
I'm so glad she won! She always makes me laugh!

She makes herself laugh too!

 

[fleagle]

FLEAGLE: Circusgirl could not be here to present her award tonight, as she is at the Opera, and clearly more cultured than the rest of us! But she sent a wonderful stand in... please welcome Ariel!

{applause}

ARIEL: [looking around the stage] Look at all of this stuff... isn't it neat?
I am pleased to announce the winner for Best Forbidden Video. And I'm also pleased to announce that we have a tie.

{offstage} WHAT???? OUTRAGEOUS!

RABBIT Enters

{applause}

RABBIT: You can't have a tie. It's not allowed... its, its...

ARIEL: Forbidden?

RABBIT: Exactly! You can't... oh... I see... funny, Funny, FUNNY. By all means, continue!

ARIEL: In a tie for Best Forbidden Video, we have:

Cody and Toby & the 2007 Dream Job Winners!

Congratulations to you all!!!

 

[catotigger]

ummm real tech difficulties!

talk amongst yourselves a minute...

 

[HauntedMansionFan]

Cody and Toby & the 2007 Dream Job Winners!

Congratulations to you all!!!

My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NT--xUCxNeo&feature=related