DisDads go to the movies.

Twin Dad said:
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this. But he's pretty sure you're #@?+ed.

I have two guesses. I'll go with Braveheart first.
 


Here goes....

I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."

2 weeks is long enough. Chasing Amy. Sorry- never saw it.

In honor of the NFL, I thought I'd throw this one out there:

"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
 
2 weeks is long enough. Chasing Amy. Sorry- never saw it.

In honor of the NFL, I thought I'd throw this one out there:

"There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

Is it Smoky and the bandit?
 
Lighten up Francis. We're all in this together, one of these men may save your life one of these days.

Bonus points if you get the next line...
 
Lighten up Francis. We're all in this together, one of these men may save your life one of these days.

Bonus points if you get the next line...

I say "Lighten up Francis" all the time!

Stripes

Don't know the next line though.
 

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