Cinderella's Fella
DIS Dad #215 Maryland, The Land Of Merry!
- Joined
- Aug 14, 2008
- Messages
- 17,340
Uh, you might try some Immodium-AD to help clear that up.![]()
DISDads Hall of Fame Nominee.

Uh, you might try some Immodium-AD to help clear that up.![]()
Nothing brings out the best in people like a little fantasy football![]()
Colts signed Kerry Collins. You getting nervous about that Manning #1 pick?
Colts signed Kerry Collins. You getting nervous about that Manning #1 pick?
I haven't put the bottle down since I heard the news![]()
Trading is open...
For now trades must be approved by a Commish (Me or Chris)
Unless y'all would rather do a 2 day league vote.
But, your pick let me get Rodgers, so it all worked well for me. Aren't we week 1 match up?
I was going to see if I could trade for Favre, but I'm sure Barry's asking price is too high.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Sep 13, 2011)
In a week 1 DISDads Fantasy Football intra-divisional matchup, Le Cellier Dwellers squeaked by a tough Small World Singers team by a score of 161.40 to 156.55, behind the support of 65,011 faithful fans.
Kenny Britt
Le Cellier Dwellers were led to their 4.85 point victory by a 30.60 point effort from Kenny Britt, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 136 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Britt was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"We came to play," Le Cellier Dwellers coach Mark Harbeson (Captain Oblivious) said.
Small World Singers were helped out in a losing cause by a 33.25 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 419 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 20.60 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"You've got to hand it to them," Small World Singers coach Brian Newell (middlepat) said.
Compounding the issue, Small World Singers could have scored 182.55 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brian Newell (middlepat) left key players like Mike Tolbert and his corresponding 36.30 points on the bench.
Small World Singers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 22 out of 28 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for Le Cellier Dwellers to 1-0, and drops Small World Singers to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Small World Singers are at the 0-1 Stitch 'n' Roll, where Stitch 'n' Roll are an early 68.8-point underdog, while the 1-0 Figment Cowboys are at Le Cellier Dwellers, where Le Cellier Dwellers are an early 27.9-point underdog.
---------------------
All of this to say to my nemesis.... good game.
If only I had played Tolbert over Thomas.![]()
Nice job Brian.
I lost my Dis Dads football opener, and I thought I'd lost the opener in my other league as well - until Tom Brady had an insane game last night, and I squeaked out a win . . . by just over two-tenths of a point 91.52 - 91.3.![]()
Aaron, I wish I could take credit, but the MFL site does a nice job "autowriting" these summaries. Of course if you want to give me credit, I'll gladly accept.![]()
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources - Sep 13, 2011) In a week 1 DISDads Fantasy Football intra-divisional classic, Tortuga Cowboys beat a strong Duckburg Ducks team by a score of 145.35 to 128.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,359.
Michael Vick
Tortuga Cowboys were led to their 16.85 point victory by a 27.05 point effort from Michael Vick, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 187 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 97 rushing yards. With this performance, Vick was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 26.80 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 68 rushing yards in addition to 90 receiving yards.
"We made our own breaks," Tortuga Cowboys coach Darcy M (declansdad) said.
Duckburg Ducks were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.70 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 19.20 point effort from Hakeem Nicks, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 122 receiving yards.
"I don't want to point fingers," Duckburg Ducks coach Nathan Trent (trennr) said.
Causing further embarrassment, Duckburg Ducks could have scored 160.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Nathan Trent (trennr) left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 23.20 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Tortuga Cowboys to 1-0, and drops Duckburg Ducks to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Tortuga Cowboys are at the 1-0 Jasmine's Necklace, where Jasmine's Necklace are an early 24.2-point favorite, while the 0-1 Simba's Sidewinders are at Duckburg Ducks, where Duckburg Ducks are an early 37.1-point favorite.
I like the MFL Fantasy Recaps...those are cool.
Here is the sad tale of my Defeat. (Stupid Joe Flacco)