4 hours and 45 minutes after I had gone to bed, the phone begins to ring but I am far too exhausted to realize it’s truly the phone and not my dream. However, I sense DH is out of bed and getting dressed and then I hear, “Babe, it’s time to get up. Babe, get up!” Huh? Think, think, think.

Why is he up before me?? Oh, yes, Customs Inspection. I slowly push myself out of bed by saying, “I don’t want to sleep my vacation away” and we make our way to the Walt Disney Theatre, the kids and I still in our pj’s! We’re seated to the right of the stage and we wait. The CM’s explain the Custom Inspectors are on the way and we’ll be out of here in no time, they also explain those seated in the middle section would go through customs first. When the Inspectors arrive, they look serious and like they mean business. The main Customs Inspector guy is big, bad and I seriously would not mess with him.

He approaches the people sitting in the front row of the right section and people in the middle section start yelling at him (seriously, they were
YELLING at him), “NO, no, NO!!! Wait!!” and big, bad Inspector man takes a defensive stance of, “Do not mess with me”, turns to the middle section and he yells back something like, “DO YOU MIND??” My eyes were as big as the saucers Alexander used the night before to turn me in to Mickey (I’m awake now!) and I can’t help but think, “They did
not just yell at Big, Bad Inspector guy?” So, I ask DH and he confirms they did, indeed, yell at the man who holds the power of whether or not we leave this room!!! Wow!!! This is the moment I realize that people (adults) on the ship are beginning to lose their Disney Spirit and are having more meltdowns than the children! Wow!
They didn’t finish the middle section before they started helping our section and we were quickly out of there. Having the Passports really helped because I noticed those with birth certificates and photo ID’s were taking a little longer to be dismissed. We make our way back to the room and DS gets back in bed. The plan today was to leave the ship, without DS, and go to Maagen’s Bay. I tried to talk DS in to going with us, telling him it wouldn’t be the same as St Maarten, we were going to the beach but he either doesn’t believe me or doesn’t care. I feel seriously torn about leaving him behind, worried we will have a good time without him and he’ll miss out on it, worried he won't be safe on the ship and maybe I should just force him to go. I’m not too worried about his safety on the ship, I truly felt he was safe on the ship and I knew there was no way he could leave the ship without us. It was a tough decision. My head said one thing (let him stay) but my heart said another (take him with us). My head won.
DH, DD and I dressed for the beach and packed our carry-on bag. We went to Lumiere’s for breakfast because we were in no hurry to leave. We had a lovely breakfast and met a CM that truly stood out as a diamond in the rough. (I can’t say enough about CM’s on the ship. I rarely passed one that didn’t greet me, ask if they could help, etc. For the most part, every interaction with a CM, big or small, was incredible. I say “for the most part” because some of the CM’s at the food stands near the pools really seemed like they hated their jobs. I don’t know if it was just me but most of these CM’s seemed to be going very slowly and really seemed like they wished we would go away. While they were never rude, they just didn’t strike me to have that CM Disney Spirit!) But I digress, back to the CM at breakfast. Kendell!!
He was so friendly and attentive and pleasant. We had a lovely chat with him! This was the third time I wanted to take a picture of a CM on the ship so we could always remember him!! (The first being Alexander, then Sara (our stateroom hostess that I never got a picture of), and now Kendell!) We really, really loved Kendell and for those of you who had him as part of your dining rotation for dinner – I envy you! I think he and Alexander would make the perfect serving-team combo!
So, after our leisurely breakfast, we make our way off the ship and I am armed and ready to be approached like St. Maarten. Imagine my surprise when we made it a little ways from the ship and nobody had approached us. (Although DH says he was approached for braids!) Wow. Less than 5 minutes on the island, 100 feet from the ship and I already like this place a million times more than St. Maarten. We actually had to ask a clerk in a shop where we could catch a taxi!!
We load an open-air taxi taking us to Maagen’s Bay. There were other people on the taxi and I think they were from the RC ship also in port. The ride to Maagen’s Bay scared me to death!!!! While it’s a scenic drive and I told myself if I died, it’d at least be in a pretty setting, it even scared DD! DD maintained a death-grip on both DH and I for the entire ride! I had to keep telling myself we were on the Jungle Boat ride at
Disneyland and nobody dies on that ride! I was very thankful when we reached our destination and nobody en route died!! What I wasn’t prepared for was the price of $8 a person for the taxi ride, they were kind enough to not charge us for DD. (My Passporter said the ride would be $3 a person!) Then our fee to get on the beach was $4 a person and I don’t believe we had to pay for DD. I had forgotten they didn’t provide lounge chairs and we’d have to “rent” those. So, DH rents 2, we decide against the floats, and we drag our chairs down to our spot. We didn’t bring towels and we could have “rented” them but by this time, we’d paid far more than I had anticipated and we could drip-dry! While the price was a little steep, we were on vacation and when would we have a chance to go to Maagen's Bay again??
Maagen’s Bay is BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(view to the left of my chair)
(view to the right of my chair)
The water temperature was perfect!! I was so envious of the homes overlooking the bay, what a lovely view they have. It was about 9:30 by the time we settled in at Maagen’s Bay and we began playing with the sand toys and trying to build castles. We were having a great time.
It was so peaceful and relatively quiet. A small rain shower came in and it was hilarious to watch people run from the ocean to the shelter. It’s not like there was lightening! During this very brief shower, DH, DD and I were practically alone out there in the water! We really loved laying in the ocean and letting the small waves move us towards the beach and then slightly away from the beach!
I probably spent 10 minutes on the lounge chair we rented and DH never sat on his! The rest of the time was spent playing in the sand or swimming in the ocean! We were there for about 2 hours and it was getting busy and loud. We were relatively tired and starting to get hungry. Not wanting to spend money on food there, we decided to head back to the ship! We were rallied together by a taxi driver claiming he would be leaving very soon. So, we rushed to jump in his taxi. But he lied, he wasn’t leaving soon. He was very busy trying to rally together more people. He seated another 8 people after us and went back for more. The people sitting behind us, already in the taxi when we got in, were clearly unhappy and kept yelling, at the top of their lungs and directly behind my ear, at the driver to, “Come on! Let's GOOOO!!! Hurry up!!!” They were more annoying than the actual wait! It actually took the lady sitting in a chair, across from our taxi, listening to a ghetto blaster, surrounded by 2 other men yelling at our taxi driver to get it going before he actually “got it going”! Soon, we were on the return version of Death Drive – Pretend You’re on a Disney Ride 2007!
The Death Drive – Pretend You’re on a Disney Ride 2007, coupled with being covered in sand and salt, made for an uncomfortable ride home but with the Magic in view, I could survive!
But the “ride” wasn’t over yet. Once off the taxi, the driver explained to another family it was $8 per person, including the children. What? (They had 4 or 5 children with them + the 4 adults!

) So, the 2 men in that family started explaining they weren’t charged that to get to the beach. DH wasn’t going to stand and argue, he handed the driver $16, said, “TWO!” and we walked away. I surely hope that unsuspecting family didn’t pay $8 a person!! (I later saw them in the trip at the dining table next to us for dinner and was going to ask but I felt it would be rude!) We shortly debated shopping, went in to one shop and decided to just get back on the ship!
I had the genius idea to go on up to Deck 9 and use the outdoor showers there to rinse off! On our way to the Goofy pool, we noticed the Mickey Pool was empty and the line for the slide was non-existent so DD got in a quick slide or two!
We rinsed off at the Goofy pool area showers and jumped in the pool for a quick swim! Nice!!! We dined on pizza for lunch and enjoyed the near-empty deck. While we were dining, a single line of teen-agers passes us and I notice at the end of the line is DS!

Yeah, he’s alive and well!!!! I scream out, “Jacob!” and all the teens smile and stop and DS blushes. I jump up and hug him!

He commented he thought we were going to the island and I told him we were back. (You know that scene in Grease where Sandy and Danny are reunited with each other at the Pep Rally and there's the awkward little meet and greet where they're surrounded by the Pink Ladies and the T's? This exchange between DS and I was kind of like that!) I asked what he was doing and he said they were going to the Stack. Is that code?? Not wanting to embarrass him any longer than I probably already had or hold up the group, I say good-bye and we’ll see him later, remind him he’s on pager duty that night and when to meet us. He quickly leaves.
DD is showing signs of being near a meltdown and DH is clearly tired so we head back to the room for a nap. I’m in no mood to nap (remember the “not sleeping away my vacation” deal?) and suggest I go to the pool while they nap! DH agreed and I was off. Told him I’d be back in a couple of hours (allowing him enough time to sleep but to return in time to prepare for, say it with me, PALO!!!). I gather my belongings and rush to the Quiet Cove Pool!
Earlier in the week I was starting to feel like I would never have a chance to do all the things I had read so much about on the board. The Quiet Cove Pool was one of those things! I know DH and I made a brief visit to the hot tub earlier in the week (not sure which day so it’s not in the report) but not long enough to truly appreciate it. So, I made a stop for a plate full of pineapple (my favorite fruit), a drink from Signals, and I slipped in to the incredibly warm pool! The pool water was warm enough to be a hot tub but it felt good!!!!!!!!!! I struck up a nice conversation with a lady in the pool and we talked about her previous cruises and the current cruise. I kept dreaming of my “someday” talking about my previous
DCL cruises. We talked about packing obstacles, they’re able to drive to the terminal and I am not! It was a nice talk but my ADHD kicked in and I wanted to go to Deck 7!
I find the secluded deck there and to my surprise, only 1 other person is out taking advantage of it. It was so quiet and peaceful, until some kid comes out there and starts using the railing for a drum set! I had a lovely view of the island, clouds and RC’s bridge.
I tried to write a little in my journal but the ADHD kicked in again (the rail-drum playing didn't help). So, I was off to Deck 4! I find a comfy chair to sit in and watch CM’s practice lowering one of the lifeboats.
This is where I encounter “Stupidest Mother of the Cruise!” Stupid Son (SS) and Stupid Mother (SM) come out on deck and notice the lifeboat. SM walks a little further up the deck ignoring SS! SS has used his gripping
Crocs to help him climb up the Plexiglas and overlook the rail! (Maybe he thought he was Spiderman with his Crocs on?

) I am half tempted to rush over and explain he should not do this until I clearly see that SM sees, obviously, what he is doing but does not instruct him to do otherwise.

I look around, in a panic of sorts, and do see signs that say not to climb! I hear SM speak in very clear English with no accent so I am only to assume it isn’t a language issue and she knows how to read! At one point, SS is using his gripping Crocs to climb further up the glass and he slips and lunges forward.

My heart nearly stops! I know SM sees this heart-stopping-moment occur because she makes some comment to him about not climbing up "so high"!! SM is busy taking pictures of the drill and comments to SS and tells him to lean in to pose for a picture!! He leans
further over the railing, after being prompted by his SM's hand signals, so she can get him in the picture with the boat (lowered almost completely down) and the ocean! I had already started snapping pictures of SS and SM in the event DCL needed them to use against SM when/if the child falls overboard! (I don’t believe I am an
over-protective parent, I mean, HELLO! I left my DS on the ship while we went ashore. But I never once allowed DD to lean over the railing (when she was in my arms) for fear of being bumped and losing my balance or anything like that and I sure did not allow her to climb up the Plexiglas. I had also stressed the importance to DS about safety around the rails and how deadly it could be!) While this little incident occurred, there were other people on the deck and quite a few of us looked around at each other with expressions of, “Can you believe what we’re seeing?” Freak accidents can and do happen! Thank God nothing happened to this SS! As soon as this moment was over, they left, and I had to gather my belongings and return inside before I witnessed another incredibly stupid moment! People need to Think-Think-Think! In hind-sight, I should have said something to SM instead of taking her picture. If I ever see anything like this happen again, I will say something because I’d rather have some SM think I’m being nosey than to watch their SS fall overboard and have that on my conscience!
I still had some time before I promised to wake DH and DD so I wandered around inside. I found the doors to AP open and went inside. I was worried a CM would be along soon to “shew” me out so I snapped quickly and made my way!
The ship was starting to become busy with the return of the St. Thomas visitors and I made my way back to our room! I believe I had to wake DD and DH and while got their bearings, I snapped our view!