We didnt have any excursions for St. Maarten planned so we had nowhere to be this morning. We werent up until 8:30 am. When I woke up, the first thing I did was look out our window and thought, I wouldnt mind waking up to a new ocean view every morning! The view from our room was beautiful!!!
We ate breakfast at Topsiders and it wasnt busy so I figured the rush to get off the ship had happened prior to our arrival at Topsiders. Hallelujah!! We loaded our trays with yummy food and found a spot aft to take in a view of St. Maarten while dining.
The Liberty of the Seas (RC) was docked next to us and it was a huge ship but kind of ruined our view! Pretty little, white butterflies fluttered around us while we ate breakfast. How cool is that?
DSs small attitude adjustment from the night before was quickly diminished with his lack of sleep. Asked what time he got in, he grunted. Asked what he did the night before, he answered, Hung out.
It was hot that morning and looking back, the vibe from the kids at breakfast should have been a warning sign. We embarked from the ship and made our way up the pier in to St. Maarten. We were greeted by a steel drum band that DD and I enjoyed and tried to dance a little to but DS kept yelling at us to stop it. Where is his sense of vacation??
The kids and I posed for the obligatory picture in front of the Welcome to St. Maarten sign. This was no easy task as we were sharing the pier with the Liberty of the Seas crowd and they didnt seem to have very much patience for us, very happy,
DCL cruisers! Party poopers. (Just because your ship is bigger does not make it better and no, Im not bitter just dont like
Royal Caribbean!)
The water taxi sign was unavoidable and we made our way there. The woman that took our money to pay our fare never looked up at us or acknowledged our presence, I had to wonder who she was listening so intently to on her IPOD, but we still said Thank you. I also had to wonder if she hates vacationers and if she does, and she cant be bothered to look at you or even grunt in your general, happy direction, why does she work there?

Okay, maybe the kids negative attitudes are starting to rub off on me because Ive felt frustration twice now since weve left the ship! Maybe I should have run back to the Magic because the Pixie/Happy Dust apparently quits working when they swipe your KTTW card to check you off the ship!! ***SWIPE***
***Deactivate Pixie/Happy Dust*** See Ya Real Soon!
So, the short water taxi ride drops us off at a pier and youre instantly surrounded by taxi car drivers and women with backpacks which turn in to beach towels (or its the other way around?) and women with necklaces and women with hats and women hair braiders. My first impression of this area is a negative one! Its a little overwhelming and immediately sends the kids clinging as close to me as they can get. We round the corner from the pier and discover the beach and the kids and I kick our shoes off and rush to the water. I happen to notice the sand is buzzing with something flying directly above it and I quickly try to remember the lice warning posted outside the Magic. What did it say exactly?

I wish I had stopped to read it but I hadnt planned to touch a beach!!! The kids and I put our feet in the water and DH is approached by a woman to buy a towel. Dont need one, thanks. She offers a purse. Dont want one, thanks. Lets move on. But moving on wasnt any better because every 5 feet, youre greeted with another woman offering you the same things the woman 5 feet ago offered you. I know this is their culture and their way of life but its not really how I like to spend my vacation. I dont even like being followed in stores (here at home) by sales people and will shop places where I dont have to deal with that. (That helps give you insight to the type of person I am so you dont think Im just a jerk!

) I have a hard time ignoring people, I
have to say, No, thank you! (If youve ever been to Vegas and walk down the Strip, Im the person theyre able to give all their pamphlets to because I cant seem to just ignore that the people are there and keep moving!)
We didnt know where we were going or what we were doing. DH and I werent there to shop; the objective was simply to get off the ship! We walk down the strip in front of the beach and wind up at the pier where the water taxi will pick you up. (It drops you in one location and picks you up in another location further down the beach. I think they do this to force you to walk the gauntlet!!) Theres a liquor store there on the corner of the pier and one thing DH and I had discussed purchasing was some rum

. So, we go inside and instead of rum, or even looking at rum, DH stops at the cigar case. I love the smell of a cigar and he likes to, on special occasion, smoke cigars so I encourage him to buy one. Hes offered help by a sales lady but she is neither pushy nor rude so I leave him in her care (not like he needed my protecting!) and I mosey over, with children in tow, to look at the perfume they have. Liquor store/perfume shop you cant get that in the states! I check the prices and they are exactly the prices Id pay back home moving on and out! DH makes his purchase and finds us out on the pier. The kids are whining but mostly when DH is out of ear range. Theyre hot, theyre tired, what are we doing here, where are we going, theyre hungry, theyre thirsty, they want to go back, how long are we going to be here? DH offers to return to the ship but I have a real dilemma here do I make the kids happy or do I make DH happy?

Wed spent $15 on the water taxi, we needed to spend more than an hour on the island and I dont believe DH truly wants to return to the ship so I push forward and we walk further in to town. We visit a gift shop and I pick out some post cards and DH buys a lighter for his cigars. He then suggests we find a place, overlooking the ocean, to get a drink.

We had passed a few places on our walk and we backtrack.
We stumble across a sign advertising a bar offering shots for $3 and you get to keep the glass. Yes, a shot! At this moment in time, I could use a shot!!! A very nice gentleman serves us our shot and tells us if we return, shots are a $1 refill. Good to know.
We walk a little further down to an outdoor bar with tables and we sit, order Coke for DS, Mai Tais for DH and me and water for DD!
While were enjoying our drinks, were approached by a woman who offers the bag/beach towel combo. No thanks. Then she dangles necklaces in front of DD who reaches out to grab one. DH agrees to purchase a necklace for DD and the woman leaves us alone. We finish our drinks pretty quickly because it really was hot out there. I poured some of DDs water on the back of her neck to help cool her off and this also seemed to help her mood. We return to the other bar for our $1 shot refill and by this time, I am feeling the affects of Shot #1 and the Mai Tai. The kids are still whining a little bit but it doesnt seem to be bothering me in the same way it was before!! In fact, it doesnt seem to bother me at all. The bartender asks how we like the Royal Caribbean ship and Im speechless. Im wearing a Tinker Bell hat, carrying a Tinker Bell purse, wearing a Jack Sparrow shirt, and DH has a Grumpy hat on. The bartender immediately notices I have hesitated and he begins laughing and telling us and the patrons that he knows were on the
Disney cruise and tells a story of how he asked another family earlier, who were clearly from the RC ship, how they liked the Disney cruise and how they got a little nasty with him when they told him they were sailing RC! (They had RC lanyards on, he said!) I start taking pictures of the little bar/shot area and the bartender offers to take our picture with the Magic in the background.
Im actually disappointed we leave this area because the bartenders were very engaging and nice. The patrons were also very friendly and chatty. Had we left the kids on the ship, DH and I probably would have stayed in this little bar spot awhile. Im thankful for the short experience we had at this little bar. It was about the highlight of my visit to St. Maarten!
(The bartender on the left is our storyteller and the bartender on the right was our photographer. I took a picture to remember them!)
(I'm feeling happy!!!)
We take the water taxi back to the pier where we can board our Magic and I see a sign that says frozen drinks! Well, I am feeling my 2 shots and Mai Tai so I scream out, Frozen Drinks!! We totally have to get those and rush over. So, DH orders us a round of frozen drinks virgin ones for the children.
We find a table in the shade by the shops to sit and enjoy our frozen yummies! Unfortunately, DS was not feeling the affects of my drinks and he was growing grumpier and grumpier by the minute. I dont know what they do in that Stack but it must be
so good that he couldnt stand being
so close and not being able to get on!

He encouraged me to drink, quickly!! When that didnt work, he encouraged me to stop drinking by saying I was buzzed enough!

(I wasn't that buzzed. I simply felt good enough that his attitude no longer bothered me!)
We make our way back to the ship, this time were in a hurry to let DS ditch us, but first I want to rush to the front of the ship to take a picture why not prolong his agony?! Well, it begins to sprinkle and by the time I reach the front of the ship, its a full on downpour.
(I kept the original size of the picture so you can see the rain!)
We get to the canopy area to board the ship and I pull the KTTW cards for myself and DD out of my back pocket, just recently used them to pass through security at the pier, and I only have DDs card. I must have dropped my card on my sprint back from the front of the ship.

So, I walk back to the front looking on the ground for my card and DS walks back towards security to see if he can find it there. Its pouring but I really enjoyed the rain because it had been so hot all day long! Im not really panicked about losing my card because I am happy and there, in the rain, Im alone and cant hear DS complaining! I get back to DH and DD, DH said he allowed DS back on the ship

and neither of us found my card. I take DDs card back from him and tell him they should just go on in without me and Id work it out with DCL. When I go to hand the card back to him, I realize DDs card is stuck to mine!!! Phew. In we go! ***SWIPE***
***Reactivate Pixie/Happy Dust*** We are home!!! And I am soaking wet!
