DISappearing Peeps...A fastpass to THIN!

[UtahMama]

I like Girl Scout Cookies too. Dang Girl Scouts! Dont they KNOW we're dieting?
Bee, you are in an ackward position. It's the duty of the GS Mama to buy the minimum 20 cases to peddle outside of Walmart. WE had to go door to door. My mom still bought the gazillion boxes and put them in the freezer.

NOTHING good can come of eating those cookies.
PROMISE us you wont touch even ONE!!!!

 

[the Fidge]

i so cant stay away from thin mints and but when i get them I make them into servings of three cookies for I believe 140 or 170 calorie snack. And they each get wrwapped in foil and placed on the freezer door because thin mints rock from right out of thr freeer!!!

The one sleeve is really one serving size in my book sooooooooo NO COOKIES!!!!

If I can't have them then NO ONE CAN HAVE ANY THIN MINTS!!!!!

The only thing that gets thinned out by those wicked Girl scout cookies is my wallet!!!


OK so I will tell you the truth of the matter I am a rcovering Girl Scout...all those years of being top seller and what did it get me THIGHS Baby got back and whole dealership of junk in my trunk!

By buying these cookies you are coropting and compromising the thighs and cellutie of the future NOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT??????????????

 

[the Fidge]

Well gee willikers, I guess I'm embarrassed now!!!



(and I'll never look at dancing bannaner the same way again!! )

Ok anyone wish to take me out of the dark?? I have no clue what the real meanings of the bouncers are is there something I should know?? Please help....clueless in Nowheresville, PA

OK nevermind I figured it out OMG Now I really feal like a blonde trapped in this bruenttes body! OK I will go and pretend that the lovely green lettuce on my salad is actually a tin mint.....sure it will work the mind is a wonderous thing right???

 

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Marriage Tip Of The Day:

Go CONFIDENTLY to wherever you husband is and stand up tall, and say:

"I AM SO SKINNY AND I LOOOOOVE TO EXCERCISE!!!!" Then march out of the room and laugh your bum off!

It'll do magic for your marriage too.

I got a strange look........ I think he thinks I'm totally off my rocker..

 

[TwinkieMama]

Oh noooo!!!! I just ordered 10 boxes of THINmints!!!!! I thought THIN = diet. I thought it was the official cookie of the Disappearin peeps!

Can we get this on a t-shirt?

We could wear our lime and be the Thin Mints.

I can totally eat a whole box of thin mints all by myself in one sitting.
I guess I will just have to avoid all girl scouts and girl scout mamas at church for the next few weeks.

 

[Bee]

I guess we've all figured out the Bee and Grumpy exercise plan!

Really?? What do we do??

Do you really think so? Maybe in a 100 lbs from now, it will fill all of our time..

 

[Bee]

The one sleeve is really one serving size in my book sooooooooo NO COOKIES!!!!

If I can't have them then NO ONE CAN HAVE ANY THIN MINTS!!!!!

The only thing that gets thinned out by those wicked Girl scout cookies is my wallet!!!


OK so I will tell you the truth of the matter I am a rcovering Girl Scout...all those years of being top seller and what did it get me THIGHS Baby got back and whole dealership of junk in my trunk!

By buying these cookies you are coropting and compromising the thighs and cellutie of the future NOW DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT??????????????

I am an over acheiver.. I was that, you that girl scout that had to be top seller.. How can I not try to get my baby there as well... Is it really fair that her mom and dad are dieting... I think not.. I will probably have to sacrifice myself for the better of my child!!!


that is just who I am...

 

[eeyore45]

Miss Fidge -

I read your post and did LOL and 2 kids came up, "what's so funny?" then, "you never tell us when its really funny!!"

STAND UP BE PROUD... Say your name OUT LOUD>.. yes, I too was a girl scout. I could NOT sell Girl Scout Cookies. My neighborhood was working class, not diet class It was my lesson that I was NOT meant to be in sales.... EVER!!! my mom didnt buy cookies, I'm so old there wasnt even KMarts back in those days...

The store like Walmart, Kmart was called... "Shoppers World", how I remember this I dont know, my brain holds all kinds of useless trivia, the important stuff, math, algebra, English... poof gone!

and I am proud to report I achieved the highest award in Girl Scouts. and I am a Boy Scouter. I actually was an honorary Boy Scout since dad was the Scoutmaster, and I did the paper work, and helped my mom with the Cub Scout Den...

 

[jeriber]

Really?? What do we do??

Do you really think so? Maybe in a 100 lbs from now, it will fill all of our time..

Maybe if it happned lots those 100 lbs would melt away!!

 

[UtahMama]

Can we get this on a t-shirt?

We could wear our lime and be the Thin Mints.

I can totally eat a whole box of thin mints all by myself in one sitting.
I guess I will just have to avoid all girl scouts and girl scout mamas at church for the next few weeks.

Only if we wear tu-tus with leggings to match the shirts! Practice your "SPIRIT FINGERS"!!!

I have totally eaten a box of frozen goodvibes ) Thin Mints in just one sitting. I also love the Peanut Butter ones that taste like Nutter Butters.

I think I've gained just thinking about them!

 

[aries1980]

Now no one mentioned Samoas #2 of Girls Scout cookie heaven!!! Ok going to eat a healthy snack before i seek out a girl in green

 

[Bee]

Maybe if it happned lots those 100 lbs would melt away!!

Grumpy, is that you?? Oh Jeriber.. you sounded just like grumpy.

How much is he paying you??

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

OH MY GOSH--soooo funny

Because I haven't said it yet-WELCOME-Grumpy!!

ty jeriber

 

[Backstage_Gal]

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now, do I understand it??? I think by the time I got to a certain point UTM, my eyes glazed over, and I just went... I'm sure someone will reference it and "splain it to me, give me the cliff notes....

BUT, now I've had some rest, I get, UTM has to hand over her most precious gift to a Vegas person??? and you do know an excellent way to get in shape is to take stripper pole classes... SERIOUSLY - Rule # 10 "Keep it Fresh" Make sure your workouts dont get in a habit, or you can plataue - try a "pole dancing class, find something new"


forgive me UTM!!

Eeyore, did you take lessons from Vettechick or MarkyMark?

 

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DH,Tyler and I layed in the floor to do sit ups together and the fiber muffins started talking to me.Lets just say we ended up more than exercising.But I think that is just what we needd... May be TMI but it was funny.

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

Only if we wear tu-tus with leggings to match the shirts! Practice your "SPIRIT FINGERS"!!!

I have totally eaten a box of frozen goodvibes ) Thin Mints in just one sitting. I also love the Peanut Butter ones that taste like Nutter Butters.

I think I've gained just thinking about them!

you mean you are supposed to walk away from the freezer to eat a box of thin mints that explains what I have been doing wrong...jk

 

[UtahMama]

Hey! I just got back from the Girl Scout Cookie web site, and there's a sugar-free brownie. There's cookie clip art too. For our Thin Mint shirts.

Sugar free brownie, eh???? (probably Barbie bite sized... )

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

Hey! I just got back from the Girl Scout Cookie web site, and there's a sugar-free brownie. There's cookie clip art too. For our Thin Mint shirts.

Sugar free brownie, eh???? (probably Barbie bite sized... )

y
hmmmmm sounds like a good idea...can we trust is UTMAMA?

 

[grumpyyoungguy]

Grumpy, is that you?? Oh Jeriber.. you sounded just like grumpy.

How much is he paying you??

It is the most effecient exercise...can't argue with the numbers peeps....jeriber is obviously a HUGE intellect

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Okay Dragonfly and I were going through and making copies(well she is) of everyone's bios but we are missing some.These are the ones we need:Eeyore,Fidge,DisneyFreak,LindsayDunn,MHL,Mumbler,Pixie,S.Poppins,Twinkie,Minnie Moo,Glenda,Aldisney,Backstage Gal,NSALZ,and Shula.If you have done one just let me know and I will find it. Oh yeah DRAGONFLY needs to do her own.Thanks!!

BTW,If i did not list your name and you haven't done one PLEASE do.

Hi, thought I'd better introduce myself too. I am not a participant in this thread in terms of losing weight, in fact, I mostly get told I'm too skinny (why do people feel that is ok to say? Pet peeve of mine).

Anyway, I followed Uma over here from another thread, and some other friends too (Hi, Twinkie, Hi Minnie Moo, Hi Eeyore!) I have also read a lot of the trip reports of people posting here.
Anyway, I started reading this from the start and really enjoy the fun you ladies (and GrumpyYoungguy) are having), and feeling with you the sorrow of hard times. and I really am rooting for all of you.

I work in Operations Finance at Disney, but dont ask me tips, I just work there, LOL, go to work, go home kind of thing. You all know way more than I do.

So, I just pop in sometimes with annoying interruptions. LOL


Oh edit: Send me all your chocolates and cookies and cakes, I don't eat them. I shall properly dispose of them. Just make sure to send a nice big bottle of Cognac along for payment.